Twoply 0 #1 June 24, 2009 I need help finding a decent porn that I could spring on the wife. It's going to be a roll of the dice if she's going to like it or not and I might have only one chance at this. If it doesnt work, it might be another 10 years before she'll even consider it. I'm not a big porn watcher now, jsut throwing a little spice in the works and keeping her on her toes. Or her back. That was in poor taste, I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 June 24, 2009 I would Google "porn for women" or something like that. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
makeithappen40 0 #3 June 24, 2009 Its got to be hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #4 June 24, 2009 something that is not just hardcore, some romance and an actual story line to ease into things - that has been my experienceGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #5 June 24, 2009 Blah ... there is no such thing as "porn for women". We like watching the same kind of stuff you guys do ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTmotoMike08 0 #6 June 24, 2009 Pirateshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 June 24, 2009 nsfw http://www.squirtnation.com/ "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 June 24, 2009 Quote Blah ... there is no such thing as "porn for women". We like watching the same kind of stuff you guys do ... O I know I do. No need to get any watered down version of the "regular" stuff. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #9 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Blah ... there is no such thing as "porn for women". We like watching the same kind of stuff you guys do ... O I know I do. No need to get any watered down version of the "regular" stuff. Amen sista ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 June 24, 2009 Quote nsfw http://www.squirtnation.com/ OMG. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 June 24, 2009 I thought this was going to be a list of what doesn't gross out women who work in porn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #12 June 24, 2009 Quote I thought this was going to be a list of what doesn't gross out women who work in porn. Yep, that's how I read that title as well ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #13 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Blah ... there is no such thing as "porn for women". We like watching the same kind of stuff you guys do ... O I know I do. No need to get any watered down version of the "regular" stuff. Amen sista ... O +1Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #14 June 24, 2009 Check out Fallen - my wife and I just got it recently and quite liked it. http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp?sku=5415 Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #15 June 24, 2009 Ok, fixed it. When it comes to sex and me, I like no confusion. Like that time I thought it was Kerri, and then I felt a mustache. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote I thought this was going to be a list of what doesn't gross out women who work in porn. Yep, that's how I read that title as well ... O +1...then swervy beat me to the first post before I could say it...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 186 #17 June 24, 2009 You have a doobie stuck in your avatar ass and you're asking us for porn advice??????? BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 June 24, 2009 Quote Blah ... there is no such thing as "porn for women". We like watching the same kind of stuff you guys do O I have to disagree with that statement. Some girls like watching guy on guy. How many straight men do you know that will watch that? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #19 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Blah ... there is no such thing as "porn for women". We like watching the same kind of stuff you guys do O I have to disagree with that statement. Some girls like watching guy on guy. How many straight men do you know that will watch that? Sure, if we start splitting hairs, we'll find things that we like, which will gross out the boys, and vice versa. That is true from person to person also. If we get into specifics, I may have different turn ons than you do and so forth. That was a general statement ... and I still stand by it. If anything, the OP, who knows his wife best, should make choices based on what she likes. If he has no clue as to what that is and is looking for a bunch of stranges to figure it out ... well, he's got bigger problems. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYWHUFFO 1 #20 June 24, 2009 I vote for Billy Vance's sick and twisted thread for a start. That will determine her ability to handle this! HA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 June 24, 2009 I’ve been down this road for 7 long years now. Ever push rope? Or perhaps bounce your head off a brick wall? Or give yourself paper cuts with dirty money while drinking margaritas? Well it’s a lot like that. Girls come in tow quantities, either they like porn and are ok with it and fun…….or they don’t and there isn’t much you can do about it in which case it’s like pushing a car uphill with 4 flat tires. Only to have it roll back over you. OK! If you are seriously interested in trying something this stupid or feel that your better half is putting up a false front just to not look like a slut in front of her friends via denouncing porn start small. I mean real small! Hit the local book store. Pick up a copy of Penthouse Forum. It’s a magazine, a lot like the TV guide but this one is fun to read. Give it to her……wait a few days. If she keep reading and your sex life has improved you may be on to something. Then progress to a bit of erotic books, be a total lounge lizard and ask the good looking girl with the flat belly, perfect ass and perky tits at Borders where that section is. Again give her a few days, if you find yourself being tied to the bed twice a week and or waking up to a morning BJ…..god I miss those things….then thank your lucky stars, sacrifice some sort of woodland create to Ron J and progress to video. I recommend anything by Vivid. Not only do their videos seem to have some sort of a plot, but the girls are good looking. So it’s a win win. But here is my question, why didn’t you just shack up with a girl who already liked porn? I mean I couldn’t have been the only dumbass in the world to fall in love with a total square? Because let’s face it, if she isn’t into it…..man oh man….it’s like trying to turn a Civic into a 911. It just isn’t going to happen and in the end you may just end up with a pile of plastic parts and an angry engine.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 June 24, 2009 man, u really play in your own league, must be lonely there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #23 June 24, 2009 something that may involve coneheads hmm theres a thread somewhere.................. Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 June 24, 2009 Quote man, u really play in your own league, must be lonely there.. You know it is. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote man, u really play in your own league, must be lonely there.. You know it is. look, karen, just coz i turned down your offer for webcam-sex, does not mean you can pick on me on every occasion, mmmmmkay!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
