skydiverbry 0 #76 June 24, 2009 ya,but what i'd do?? I'm the most innocent one in these forums...those..those...perverts..ya they'll all perverts and here i am minding my own and i get thrown in with people like virgin-burner.........sheezzz (shakes head in total dismay)-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #77 June 24, 2009 1-900-xxx-xxxxBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #78 June 24, 2009 Quote You and Bri are just downright wrong today! g Yeah ... and they're both awesome!!! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #79 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote oh, the mods show their kinky side now.. Yeah. Thats it... Thats their kinky side. Well, you have to admit that's pretty kinky for a bunch of boring old farts. (Skymama excluded, of course.) Now that you mention it, yea, they are a bunch of boring old farts!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #80 June 24, 2009 The thing is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, as most of the time the acting is REALLY bad, or the story is soooo corny it's actually a turn-off. But that's just me. For me, it has to look aesthetically pleasing so it's important for the *guy* to look attractive, as well as the woman.. Nothing more gross than watching a beautiful woman get porked by a fat, old, harry, sweaty man.. Ewww.. A lot of guys may not care, or even think about this point. Try selecting something together. You might be surprised by what she finds appealing - ask her what it is about it that she thinks she might find sexy.. If she picks something she ends up not liking, at least she won't be sitting there thinking *you're* a big perv!!! Edit spelling.. Damn spelling.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #81 June 24, 2009 Best point I think I've heard!!-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #82 June 24, 2009 Quote Best point I think I've heard!! Translation: I think Nataly is cute, but I can't hit on her 'cause my wife would kill me . Am I close? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #83 June 24, 2009 Not at all.....I mean ya she's cute but that is not the reason I said that.-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #84 June 24, 2009 Quote Not at all.....I mean ya she's cute but that is not the reason I said that. LOL... wife posts here too, huh? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #85 June 24, 2009 No,but she'll read them anytime she wants toBry Oh..fuck you guys....Damn if I wanted my balls busted I would have stayed at the wifes work longer.......... Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #86 June 24, 2009 "Operation Share the Bry" Hay it could happen........or not.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #87 June 24, 2009 Quote The things is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, as most of the time the acting is REALLY bad, or the story is soooo corny it's actually a turn-off. But that's just me. For me, it has to look aesthetically pleasing so it's important for the *guy* to look attractive, as well as the woman.. Nothing more gross than watching a beautiful woman get porked by a fat, old, harry, sweaty man.. Ewww.. A lot of guys may not care, or even think about this point. Try selecting something together. You might be surprised what she find appealing - ask her what it is about it that she thinks she might find sexy.. If she picks something she ends up not liking, at least she won't be sitting there thinking *you're* a big perv!!! Now go back up & read the very first sentence in this post again. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #88 June 24, 2009 thank god i'm single and i can hit on anyone.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #89 June 24, 2009 or anythingBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #90 June 24, 2009 Quote Well, you have to admit that's pretty kinky for a bunch of boring old farts. (Skymama excluded, of course.) The kinky part or the boring old fart part? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #91 June 24, 2009 QuoteDamn if I wanted my balls busted I would have stayed at the wifes work longer.......... Bry hehehehehehehehehehehehMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #92 June 24, 2009 QuoteDoes SkinnaMax still show dirty movies? Did they ever? I had better porn under my bed when I was 14 than anything that was ever shown on SkinnaMax.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #93 June 24, 2009 Quote thank god i'm single and i can hit on anyone.. Didn't you mean everyone??? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #94 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote The things is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, as most of the time the acting is REALLY bad, or the story is soooo corny it's actually a turn-off. But that's just me. For me, it has to look aesthetically pleasing so it's important for the *guy* to look attractive, as well as the woman.. Nothing more gross than watching a beautiful woman get porked by a fat, old, harry, sweaty man.. Ewww.. A lot of guys may not care, or even think about this point. Try selecting something together. You might be surprised what she find appealing - ask her what it is about it that she thinks she might find sexy.. If she picks something she ends up not liking, at least she won't be sitting there thinking *you're* a big perv!!! Now go back up & read the very first sentence in this post again. What was it about the first sentence that made you go ""?! Was it the spelling mistakes.. Was that shocking to you? Hmm.. I'm, wondering about you dude..! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #95 June 24, 2009 Quote The thing is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #96 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote The thing is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Yep.. I skip through all the blah blah as well!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #97 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote The thing is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Yep.. I skip through all the blah blah as well!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #98 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote The thing is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Yep.. I skip through all the blah blah as well!! You skipped through the blah blah, even with the Sarah Palin porn movie? That was more of a comedy with hardcore sex included.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #99 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote thank god i'm single and i can hit on anyone.. Didn't you mean everyone??? O Only if they wear a skirt, so that leaves most of us males out. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #100 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote The thing is that everyone gets turned on by different things.. Personally, I can't *stand* porn that tries to have a story-line, I'm like, "Why the hell are they wasting my time with this lame ass acting? Just get to the good stuff already!! Thank goodness for fast forward!!" Yep.. I skip through all the blah blah as well!! You skipped through the blah blah, even with the Sarah Palin porn movie? That was more of a comedy with hardcore sex included. Is this because I'm a Republican?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites