npgraphicdesign 3 #1 June 23, 2009 My most embarrassing moment: Having just moved to this country in 1989, I've never worn boxers: speedos all the way!! So when about a year later, my stepdad bought some cool Bart Simpson boxers, naturally, I assumed that they were shorts. Yes, I knew that Bart Simpson was cool, even with my limited knowledge of English. So I put them on and off to 5th grade I went. It never dawned on me that the opening in the front wasn't just for aesthetic purposes but also had a functional purpose. So, from 8am, when the homeroom teacher noticed my faux pa, until 1230pm, when my mother came to school to bring me a real pair of pants, I spent in the nurse's office. I've lost count of how many nicknames I earned for that little episode. So, what's your most embarrassing moment? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #2 June 23, 2009 Ha ha ha Niki ... funny . I did something similar when I was in the 1st grade, but I was very young (barely turned 6) and I hadn't developed body shame (yet). So, I'd have to go with that time when the escalator "eat" my dress (and I was wearing nothing underneath) in a casino in Las Vegas. True story!!! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #3 June 23, 2009 In 3rd or 5th grade we were doing the california physical fitness tests. while doing the # of sit ups in a minute test, one of my good friend's sister ended up being my partner. She was tasked with holding my feet while i did sit ups, and I hers. unfortunately for her i hadn't discovered the need to take a morning sh*t yet- I farted multiple times and they LOUDLY reverberated off the plastic covered foam mat. i had a small cheering section by the end of that minute; my buddy's sis never let go of my feet! surprisingly, never got a nickname from it.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #4 June 23, 2009 Let's see... 9th grade, gym class, in the pool. I dive off a racing platform and split the front of my non-lined shorts. I didn't notice. Some girls did when I climbed out of the pool. Now that I think about it, one of those girls later became my H.S. girlfriend and dare I say it... my " first" Guess she liked what she saw "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 June 23, 2009 Most embarrassing stuff I'm pretty good at laughing/joking my way out of ... usually if you can laugh at yourself stuff falls off the "embarrassment" radar pretty quickly. But the one I will always remember is the first day of a class in college - probably my 3rd year. It was a large lecture hall where the entrance was at the bottom. Walked in and started scanning the room for a familiar face so I could sit with a friend. Not paying a damn bit of attention to where I'm walking, of course, and suddenly a large yelp rings out through the classroom. I've stepped on the foot of the guide dog of the blind guy sitting in the front row of the classroom. Yes, I'm the bitch who's abusing the hard-working seeing-eye dog. Certainly couldn't laugh that one off - all I could do was apologize profusely and hope the entire room would stop staring at me. And it's not like I wasn't used to having the guy and his pooch in classrooms - we were in the same department and had classes together before. I did find a friend in the auditorium and sat next to him and was promptly and appropriately given large rations of shit for my doggie abuse. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #6 June 23, 2009 I was skydiving into our DZO's house for his birthday party with about 50-75 people there. I missed the landing area and maneuvered up the driveway till about 10 feet up when my end cell clipped a tree branch and I bounced my head off a rock. When I opened my eyes, the cute officer that was in town visiting and I had convinced to come out to the party was standing over me along with 2 of my students and all the old timers. 4 stitches over my right eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #7 June 23, 2009 Junior A (ice) Hockey final back in the day (1992 i think), we had an awesome game, In new zealand but had a canadian touring team (moose) playing after us so the crowd was packed out. 3rd period and over time ended in a tie so we went for penalty shoot outs... When my turn came I was so nervous when i skated out i triped over the centre circle and landed flat on my face, the whole rink was bursting with laughter, everybody but me that is! I was so fucking embarressed, i missed the shot as wellI can laugh about it now though. "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #8 June 23, 2009 Quote Guess she liked what she saw No she just wanted to see if there was an actual use for something that smallNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #9 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote Guess she liked what she saw No she just wanted to see if there was an actual use for something that small Bwaaahahahahahahah... you-a-funny-muddafucka... ... she looked at me and said "who you gonna satisfy with that?" I said... "me" "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #10 June 23, 2009 I've never embarrassed myselfBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #11 June 23, 2009 Quote I've never embarrassed myselfBry Riiiiiiiiiight ... don't be a party pooper - spill it! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #12 June 23, 2009 Ok...lemme think...hell.........-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 June 23, 2009 Too many to post.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #14 June 23, 2009 Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #15 June 23, 2009 Quote Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. made put? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #16 June 23, 2009 Damn your quick. Typing on an iphone can be a bitch sometimes What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #17 June 23, 2009 lol sorry I wasn't sure if it was some term I had never heard of. I guess since we are going there... I got picked up at the bar by 2 girls and taken back to their place where I proceeded regret having too much to drink, but I did get too watch... 4 months ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #18 June 23, 2009 Quote Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #19 June 23, 2009 Ok,I not sure this is the most embarrassing moment but... I was on my way home from Indy and I had to piss real bad.I stop at a gas station and the mens room is out-of-order... So,I go into the womens rooms and start to do my biz...well I forgot to lock the door.. Right in the middle, the door opens, and I turn around holding Mr. Happy and in is walking this old lady!! The look on my face and hers as our eyes meet is something to remember...I hauled ass out of there and never did finish.... Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #20 June 23, 2009 Not much. Thankfully. I did alot of stupid stuff as a teenager. Got away with most of it. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #21 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O What you weren't? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #22 June 23, 2009 Another moment, this one as an adult. I am extremely allergic to pretty much any animal. Took my daughters horseback riding, and whadda ya know, my allergies come on strong. My eyes are swelling shut, I can't stop sneezing, hives, the whole bit. I have my wife drive me to Wal-Mart (closest place) to get medicine. While inside I rush straight to the bathroom to wash my face and hands. Half way through washing I hear the stall open behind me and a woman say, "sir, are you alright?" Wrong bathroom. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #23 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O What you weren't? Nope ... virgin until I was 20; no worries, I'm making up for it . I’ve always been perplexed by the many idiosyncrasies of this country. I still don’t understand how one can’t go topless on the beach (‘cause she’ll get arrested), but it’s OK to have sex (and pop babies) when you’re 13, 14, 15 years old. Go figure! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #24 June 23, 2009 I couldn't agree more... That's why we all ran naked into the ocean during the Beach Boogie at Emerald Coast. and there was only 4 all through high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #25 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O What you weren't? Nope ... virgin until I was 20; no worries, I'm making up for it . I’ve always been perplexed by the many idiosyncrasies of this country. I still don’t understand how one can’t go topless on the beach (‘cause she’ll get arrested), but it’s OK to have sex (and pop babies) when you’re 13, 14, 15 years old. Go figure! O So, how YOU doin'?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
