LuckyMcSwervy 0 #26 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote Got too excited in the 9 th grade, made out with a girl for about 25 minutes, got her undressed, then did a push and pop. One thrust, and I was done. . She laughed her ass off. Funny, I still felt just as satisfied. Go figure. Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O + 1 Doesn't any one besides me wait until marriage anymore??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #27 June 23, 2009 Not my most embarrassing, but one I can share.. We got a new boss for the division.. This sexy womaniser who used to flirt with *all* the gorgeous women (so obviously he never even noticed me, the geeky accountant).. Anyway, I walked into his office on his 3rd day, and asked him in a panic: "Have you seen the pile of paperwork that your PA was supposed to give you?" (It was 2 days past the deadline.) He casually pointed to his desk and said "yeah, that pile over there?" And I shouted (loud enough for the entire floor to hear) "OH MY GOD - GIVE IT TO ME NOW!" I turned bright red and said "the paperwork, I mean"... And he answered in a really sly way "of course you did". I don't easily get embarrassed, but at that moment I wanted to crawl under the rug and die.. When I stepped out of his (glass) office, I got a standing ovation from the entire department. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #28 June 23, 2009 Quote I don't easily get embarrassed, but at that moment I wanted to crawl under the rug and die.. When I stepped out of his (glass) office, I got a standing ovation from the entire department. Too bad for him & you it was a glass office. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #29 June 23, 2009 Quote Quote I don't easily get embarrassed, but at that moment I wanted to crawl under the rug and die.. When I stepped out of his (glass) office, I got a standing ovation from the entire department. Too bad for him & you it was a glass office. Well, the glass is frosted, so you can't quite see.. But you can sure as hell hear everything GOOD THING it was me we're talking about.. Everyone *knew* I'm so boring it somehow had to relate to accounting, but they all had a good laugh."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #30 June 24, 2009 Quote My most embarrassing moment: Having just moved to this country in 1989, I've never worn boxers: speedos all the way!! So when about a year later, my stepdad bought some cool Bart Simpson boxers, naturally, I assumed that they were shorts. Yes, I knew that Bart Simpson was cool, even with my limited knowledge of English. So I put them on and off to 5th grade I went. It never dawned on me that the opening in the front wasn't just for aesthetic purposes but also had a functional purpose. So, from 8am, when the homeroom teacher noticed my faux pa, until 1230pm, when my mother came to school to bring me a real pair of pants, I spent in the nurse's office. I've lost count of how many nicknames I earned for that little episode. So, what's your most embarrassing moment? You really don't want to know, even Waltapel would puke over this one. dont push me or I'll kiss an tell. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #31 June 24, 2009 Quote You really don't want to know, even Waltapel would puke over this one. dont push me or I'll kiss an tell. Just spill it. Or are ya...chicken? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #32 June 24, 2009 My most embarassing moment was when a few elementry school friends and I decided to meet up after 8 years. (I moved out of town) We were all 19 years old and in college. We decided to meet up at a TGIFridays and have dinner. We were talking about all the girls getting pregnant and I expressed my view that we were WAY too young to have children and we should pursue college and graduate before making "adult" decisions. I said it would be a huge mistake to have kids because we haven't grown into adults...yada yada... Every one was staring at me....one of my friends was 2 months pregnant with her boyfriend who worked at the local hotdog place... I said congradulations....hahahah and it was akward from then on!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #33 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote You really don't want to know, even Waltapel would puke over this one. dont push me or I'll kiss an tell. Just spill it. Or are ya...chicken? I've been called lots of things .but never chicken. So many years ago I was with this girl, half drunk I was, she came back to my place an we were at it hell for leather. her on top, an me pumping for all I was worth. Well you've heard of the old adage " one slip an your in the shit" I was, but not realizing it till the next morning when I woke up to this god awful smell of shit. seems that in my drunken state I'd put the pillow under her ass. woke up the next morning with my head on the pillow next to a turd which wasen't mine. she fled the scene leaving me to clean up the mess, jeeze thier was shit every where. Now I just stick to rimming, less mess an more fun. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #34 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote You really don't want to know, even Waltapel would puke over this one. dont push me or I'll kiss an tell. Just spill it. Or are ya...chicken? I've been called lots of things .but never chicken. So many years ago I was with this girl, half drunk I was, she came back to my place an we were at it hell for leather. her on top, an me pumping for all I was worth. Well you've heard of the old adage " one slip an your in the shit" I was, but not realizing it till the next morning when I woke up to this god awful smell of shit. seems that in my drunken state I'd put the pillow under her ass. woke up the next morning with my head on the pillow next to a turd which wasen't mine. she fled the scene leaving me to clean up the mess, jeeze thier was shit every where. Now I just stick to rimming, less mess an more fun. Oh. My. God.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #35 June 24, 2009 Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #36 June 24, 2009 Quote Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Oh, I'm not judging or anything like that. I was just surprised at that story. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #37 June 24, 2009 QuoteSo many years ago I was with this girl, half drunk I was, she came back to my place an we were at it hell for leather. her on top, an me pumping for all I was worth. Well you've heard of the old adage " one slip an your in the shit" I was, but not realizing it till the next morning when I woke up to this god awful smell of shit. seems that in my drunken state I'd put the pillow under her ass. woke up the next morning with my head on the pillow next to a turd which wasen't mine. she fled the scene leaving me to clean up the mess, jeeze thier was shit every where. Now I just stick to rimming, less mess an more fun. I think I just threw up a little ... while wetting my panties laughing!!! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #38 June 24, 2009 Quote Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #39 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Yep I married her, let me think, ah yes she was my second wife, You don't just a gal like that escape. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Yep I married her, let me think, ah yes she was my second wife, You don't just a gal like that escape. Bravo!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #41 June 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Yep I married her, let me think, ah yes she was my second wife, You don't just a gal like that escape. Bravo!! Yea third time round I really fucked up. I married a catholic,I swear next time round I'm going for a nice Jewish gal Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 June 24, 2009 Quote Bravo!! Yea third time round I really fucked up. I married a catholic,I swear next time round I'm going for a nice Jewish galSome of us have a lot of catching up to do from being good girls for so long.... how was marrying one fucking up?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
