banesanura 1 #1 June 19, 2009 So my roommate and I decide to go to every bar within a .5 mile radius. We ended up at one and got shit faced. tab 30 dollars. Drinking? Double Vodka tonics...her PBR's. I skinned the shit out of my knees. And the local diner lets me dance on the counter when I'm drunk. hahahaha I might be still drunk, thank god that spanking client cancelled. No work for me today!!!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #2 June 19, 2009 Bu-ha-ha-ha-ha .... Sorry, couldn't help it! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 June 19, 2009 shitfaced and 30$ only!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #4 June 19, 2009 The only "drinking injury" I've had is a night where I didn't respect him in the morning ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 June 19, 2009 guys bought us a few drinks and shots. a double vodka tonic runs 12 bucks in chi.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 June 19, 2009 dang, thats not even a single here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #7 June 19, 2009 hahha. Then I checked my FB this morning and realized that in my drunken state i wrote something sweet about my bf....whoa!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #8 June 19, 2009 Quote dang, thats not even a single here.. Ah ... Europe ... beautiful place to live, but you got to pay for it ... through the nose. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #9 June 19, 2009 Bawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrr Bawwwwwwrrr Brrrwwwarer Barrrwerwrwr Skittles has a small penis and balls like acorns. Acorn boy. AAAAcorn.s with an s.[url]Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 June 19, 2009 Quote Bawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrr Bawwwwwwrrr Brrrwwwarer Barrrwerwrwr Skittles has a small penis and balls like acorns. Acorn boy. AAAAcorn.s with an s. Patrick, your rebuttal please?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 June 19, 2009 Quote Skittles has a small penis and balls like acorns. ...and you have scabs on yer knees? In my case 'Drinking Injuries' are pretty much why I quit the hard stuff...Bourbon makes me break out....doors, windows, TEETH! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #12 June 19, 2009 My roommate just told me that I chased down a milk truck....and we got a ride home from the milk man.... hahahahhahaahah I just cried.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #13 June 19, 2009 Quote Quote Bawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrr Bawwwwwwrrr Brrrwwwarer Barrrwerwrwr Skittles has a small penis and balls like acorns. Acorn boy. AAAAcorn.s with an s. Patrick, your rebuttal please?? There is no need to rebut. She's never seen it how would she know? Although she probably would know big if she saw it. She's seen more cocks than a poultry farmer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #14 June 19, 2009 QuoteI skinned the shit out of my knees... I can't believe that no one has touched that line yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 June 19, 2009 Elsinore remembrance / fundraier party for jumpers (Manny & Jimmy) who died in a Costa Rica airplane crash. I was bashing a car that was turned upside down. Standing ontop of the underbody I was swinging the sledge hammer, lost my footing and slid into the wheel well. 3" cut down my knee/leg. I had so much adrenaline going I didn't even realize I hurt myself. After I got down from the car I walked away and my leg was bleeding profusely. I have a nice scar! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #16 June 19, 2009 Quote Quote I skinned the shit out of my knees... I can't believe that no one has touched that line yet. From a girl to another ... wear knee pads next time you engage in umm ... hmm ... oral activities, for extended periods of time ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #17 June 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I skinned the shit out of my knees... I can't believe that no one has touched that line yet. From a girl to another ... wear knee pads next time you engage in umm ... hmm ... oral activities, for extended periods of time ... O Could you expand on this thought?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #18 June 19, 2009 Quote Could you expand on this thought? Not really ... I thought it's pretty self explanatory . O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallfast69 3 #19 June 19, 2009 Quote Quote Could you expand on this thought? Not really ... I thought it's pretty self explanatory . O I don't get it...pic for clairityj Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 June 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I skinned the shit out of my knees... I can't believe that no one has touched that line yet. From a girl to another ... wear knee pads next time you engage in umm ... hmm ... oral activities, for extended periods of time ... O Ironically enough, I have one of those knee pad gardening thingies in my locker at the DZ... . . . . . . . . . . . For packing.... the carpet scrapes my knees.. can't have that... Not that I pack for myself or anything. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 June 19, 2009 I stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork once while trying to eat when I was really drunk. Many, many, many years ago. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 June 19, 2009 Quote I stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork once while trying to eat when I was really drunk. Many, many, many years ago. LOL but I could totally see myself doing something like that!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 June 19, 2009 Quote I stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork once while trying to eat when I was really drunk. Many, many, many years ago. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #24 June 19, 2009 Here are my knees.... :( Thats not my worst one...Once I was at a night club and they let girls dance on the boxes... Well I had a ton of martini's and blacked out- fell backwards off the box....hahaha WTF....i keep trying to upload but the attachment links keeps going blank!!!!!!!!! WTFBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #25 June 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Could you expand on this thought? Not really ... I thought it's pretty self explanatory . O I don't get it...pic for clairityj See! I'm not the only one here that would like a visual aid.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
