Slyde 0 #1 June 16, 2009 Since I've apparently been censored on several forums where I speak of the obsolete Air Craft Carrier the USsPAy I'll violate y'all here while I last. How do you disassemble an aircraft carrier with only a metric crescent? By taking all the time you need, of course. The good ship has run its course and it is agrounded. USPA is the PROBLEM not the SOLUTION boyzengurlz. It needs to go away now. It is nothing more than a money machine and a toy for a very small bunch of sick puppies who do NOT have your weekend fun at heart. NOTHING OF THE SORT. Your weekend fun is the LAST thing on the minds of Jay Stokes, Glen Bangs, Ed Scott or his tiny unqualified cocaine dealer Randy the Tight. This is NOT funny, but we can still split sides over it. while we rethink this fun we are having "eDo" is a poem. A limerick. Ask your Regional Director. Please.A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2 June 16, 2009 Ah, you are beginning to speak english, NOW we can help you.well maybe notbut at least we can understand what you are saying. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slyde 0 #3 June 16, 2009 Often times it is a very small group who will understand what we say or write ... ... come to think of it, I believe that is almost ALWAYS true. Ah communication! Don't you know who wee think wee are? You should because neither do they.A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #4 June 16, 2009 Tick tock... Time is up. Either drop the riddles and all the senseless rambling posts or you are off this forum as well.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 June 16, 2009 QuoteSince I've apparently been censored on several forums where I speak of the obsolete Air Craft Carrier the USsPAy I'll violate y'all here while I last. How do you disassemble an aircraft carrier with only a metric crescent? By taking all the time you need, of course. The good ship has run its course and it is agrounded. USPA is the PROBLEM not the SOLUTION boyzengurlz. It needs to go away now. It is nothing more than a money machine and a toy for a very small bunch of sick puppies who do NOT have your weekend fun at heart. NOTHING OF THE SORT. Your weekend fun is the LAST thing on the minds of Jay Stokes, Glen Bangs, Ed Scott or his tiny unqualified cocaine dealer Randy the Tight. This is NOT funny, but we can still split sides over it. while we rethink this fun we are having "eDo" is a poem. A limerick. Ask your Regional Director. Please. Perhaps we should privatize it. OR Hey - Socialized Parachuting -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 June 16, 2009 QuoteTick tock... Time is up. Either drop the riddles and all the senseless rambling posts or you are off this forum as well. Lighten up - We can enjoy a bit of fun banter here.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 June 16, 2009 No need to speak in riddles to us bro, it is clear that you have problems with the organization as you have been caused some inconvenience as a result of certain dealings. However if you are confident in your position then there is no need to cloud the issue with cryptic language, some of us find that intensely insulting and disrespectful.unless that is you goal Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 June 16, 2009 Quote No need to speak in riddles to us bro, it is clear that you have problems with the organization as you have been caused some inconvenience as a result of certain dealings. However if you are confident in your position then there is no need to cloud the issue with cryptic language, some of us find that intensely insulting and disrespectful.unless that is you goal I believe it is more of an attempt to put what he has to say out in humor. It doesn't bother me - It surely doesn't insult me.But coherancy(sp?) would be appreciated. Plain speak is usually better after so much clandestined poetry.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 June 16, 2009 >It doesn't bother me - It surely doesn't insult me. Then shaaddup and show yer tits. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 June 16, 2009 Quote >It doesn't bother me - It surely doesn't insult me. Then shaaddup and show yer tits. Well - Ok.You asked . . . Full Frontal ok with you? Relaxing around the house . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #11 June 16, 2009 I am certainly NOT clicking on that.....good day sir.....I said good day! smartass Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 June 16, 2009 Quote I am certainly NOT clicking on that.....good day sir.....I said good day! smartass He's skeeered!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #13 June 16, 2009 I think Slyde's story is very interesting and some of us want to hear the whole thing but only if it can be understood and discussed. The riddles are insulting because he assumes we have the time and the inclination to sit here and figure them out, that's a wicked arrogant and condescending attitude to have when you are trying to get a point across. 'sall Im sayin' G.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #14 June 16, 2009 QuoteI think Slyde's story is very interesting and some of us want to hear the whole thing but only if it can be understood and discussed. The riddles are insulting because he assumes we have the time and the inclination to sit here and figure them out, that's a wicked arrogant and condescending attitude to have when you are trying to get a point across. 'sall Im sayin' G. I for one have 8 hours a day to sit here and figure them out... But getting a hint every now and then doesn't hurt. I'm interested in what he has to say... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #15 June 16, 2009 Quote Quote >It doesn't bother me - It surely doesn't insult me. Then shaaddup and show yer tits. Well - Ok.You asked . . . Full Frontal ok with you? Relaxing around the house . . . More, More, Pls moreOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 June 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote >It doesn't bother me - It surely doesn't insult me. Then shaaddup and show yer tits. Well - Ok.You asked . . . Full Frontal ok with you? Relaxing around the house . . . More, More, Pls more Oooh a fan! Here, just for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #17 June 16, 2009 QuoteI'm interested in what he has to say... I am, too, in principle. There's plenty of room at the USPA for scrutiny and reform. But when some of its most vocal critics are either crooked companies and their enablers, or personally dysfunctional individuals, what does that make the USPA look like by comparision? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 June 16, 2009 QuoteQuoteI'm interested in what he has to say... I am, too, in principle. There's plenty of room at the USPA for scrutiny and reform. But when some of its most vocal critics are either crooked companies and their enablers, or personally dysfunctional individuals, what does that make the USPA look like by comparision? True - One could definately look at the writing and the accusations and make arguments for "Consider the soource" - buit if the arguments are laid out logically and sensibly . . . whole new story.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 June 16, 2009 I for one have known Mark for probably 25 years, I've always found him to be reasonable and certainly articulate...I too would like to see a logically thought out and written editorial regarding his concerns and what in his opinion led up to the organization taking the action it did against him. For those that don't know Slyde, he's a professional demonstration jumper that actually makes a living doing large venue demos nation wide. The USPA doing what it did either effectively ended a portion of his livelihood, or at the very least made jumping through the 'required hoops' much more difficult for him... Any one of us would no doubt, be just as upset if something happened effectively blocking a career path that we'd been working at successfully for decades. That being said, there are always two side to every story...the problem here is very few if any, know either side. I urge Slyde to shit-can the cryptic references and lay out in plain-speak his comments, concerns and complaints...what happened, why did it happen, what can be done to rectify the situation? Make It Happen Capt'n ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 June 16, 2009 Quote I for one have known Mark for probably 25 years, I've always found him to be reasonable and certainly articulate...I too would like to see a logically thought out and written editorial regarding his concerns and what in his opinion led up to the organization taking the action it did against him. For those that don't know Slyde, he's a profession demonstration jumper that actually makes a living doing large venue demos nation wide. The USPA doing what it did either effectively ended a portion of his livelihood, or at the very least made jumping through the 'required hoops' much more difficult for him... Any one of us would no doubt, be just as upset if something happened effectively blocking a career path that we'd been working at successfully for decades. That being said, there are always two side to every story...the problem here is very few if any, know either side. I urge Slyde to shit-can the cryptic references and lay out in plain-speak his comments, concerns and complaints...what happen, why did it happen, what can be done to rectify the situation? Make It Happen Capt'n Ok - so your anser is basically, "Yes." or am I missing something?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #21 June 16, 2009 Quote I for one have known Mark for probably 25 years, I've always found him to be reasonable and certainly articulate...I too would like to see a logically thought out and written editorial regarding his concerns and what in his opinion led up to the organization taking the action it did against him. For those that don't know Slyde, he's a profession demonstration jumper that actually makes a living doing large venue demos nation wide. The USPA doing what it did either effectively ended a portion of his livelihood, or at the very least made jumping through the 'required hoops' much more difficult for him... Any one of us would no doubt, be just as upset if something happened effectively blocking a career path that we'd been working at successfully for decades. That being said, there are always two side to every story...the problem here is very few if any, know either side. I urge Slyde to shit-can the cryptic references and lay out in plain-speak his comments, concerns and complaints...what happen, why did it happen, what can be done to rectify the situation? Make It Happen Capt'n THANK YOU! I looked at his profile (a while ago) and was absolutely amazed at his accomplishments. USPA yanking his ratings effectively ended his career. The FAA isn't going to approve any jumps after that. But the cryptic comments and riddles are getting old. USPA probably won't release any details for privacy reasons. For me it's a lot like reading Lewis Carroll (but not quite as well written) For those who don't know, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and several other works of his were very biting political satire aimed at the British government. When I read through some of it, I was very tempted to do a little research on Brit politics of the time to understand what and who he was talking about."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 June 16, 2009 Quote Quote I for one have known Mark for probably 25 years, I've always found him to be reasonable and certainly articulate...I too would like to see a logically thought out and written editorial regarding his concerns and what in his opinion led up to the organization taking the action it did against him. For those that don't know Slyde, he's a profession demonstration jumper that actually makes a living doing large venue demos nation wide. The USPA doing what it did either effectively ended a portion of his livelihood, or at the very least made jumping through the 'required hoops' much more difficult for him... Any one of us would no doubt, be just as upset if something happened effectively blocking a career path that we'd been working at successfully for decades. That being said, there are always two side to every story...the problem here is very few if any, know either side. I urge Slyde to shit-can the cryptic references and lay out in plain-speak his comments, concerns and complaints...what happen, why did it happen, what can be done to rectify the situation? Make It Happen Capt'n Ok - so your anser is basically, "Yes." or am I missing something? What was the question again?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumanjsparks 0 #23 June 17, 2009 Slyde, When I met you about 10 years ago in Georgia, as you were about to do a demo into Atlanta Motor Speedway, I thought you were an arrogant fucking prick. Now, I'm sure of it. Broken hearts and dirty windows make it difficult to see. That's why last night and this morning always look the same to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 June 17, 2009 Quote Quote Ok - so your anser is basically, "Yes." or am I missing something? What was the question again?! I think it had to do with donuts, chocolate syrup, Divot, and a pillow biter.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #25 June 17, 2009 You just can't you keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself can you. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
