jumpingjunkie09 0 #1 June 2, 2009 It has been brought to my attention that there are certain unwritten "boogie rules". Say it aint so! Can someone please enlighten me as to what this book of rules might consist of???? I mean, obviously there has to be some sort of rule that requires one to bring beer, but aside from that, what more could there possibly be???I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 June 2, 2009 Be Safe. Have Fun. Everything else is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 June 2, 2009 Keep your head on a swivel and don't fly in someone else's airspace, or are you talking about just on the ground?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #4 June 2, 2009 Are you talking general boogie rules...or rules for what "doesn't" occur once the jumping stops? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #5 June 2, 2009 Sorry! I meant on the ground! After hours! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 June 2, 2009 Quote Sorry! I meant on the ground! After hours! Oh.. Just remember.. NOTHING Happened!!Always Maintain Plausible Deniability. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 June 2, 2009 Quote Sorry! I meant on the ground! After hours! Stay far, far away from the golf carts."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 June 2, 2009 What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 June 2, 2009 Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #10 June 2, 2009 never pass out in a public area... if your planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will prolly end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #11 June 2, 2009 QuoteEveryone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. like taping porta potties shut when people are in nthem"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 June 2, 2009 Quotenever pass out in a public area... Does the shoe rule still count?? If your shoes are off, You went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, You passed out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #13 June 2, 2009 QuoteQuotenever pass out in a public area... Does the shoe rule still count?? If your shoes are off, You went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, You passed out. if your talking to Chuck Blue...it does....if your talking to a drunk skydiver with a sharpie....it dosent"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 June 2, 2009 Set up your tent before you get drunk. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #15 June 2, 2009 Quote Set up your tent before you get drunk. +1 Been there done that.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 June 2, 2009 Quote Set up your tent before you get drunk. "What side?" "The OTHER side." "WHAT other side?" "The side opposite THIS side!....You know, the OTHER side! Like 180 degrees from here" There's two other people on dz.com who will get that."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 June 2, 2009 Quote Quote Set up your tent before you get drunk. +1 Been there done that. Tents are super easy to put up sobar or drunk. At least my tent is...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #18 June 2, 2009 If it ain't on video, it didn't happen. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you. Sleep with your rig as your pillow. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Esp if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. Different DZ/Areacode/Zipcode rules are in play, even if you aren't. Do not get pregnant. Buy your fucking beer. I agree wholeheartedly with the tent statement. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Take your damned shoes off, lest your end up with a cock on you cheek and balls on your forehead. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 June 2, 2009 Quote If it ain't on video, it didn't happen. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you. Sleep with your rig as your pillow. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Esp if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. Different DZ/Areacode/Zipcode rules are in play, even if you aren't. Do not get pregnant. Buy your fucking beer. I agree wholeheartedly with the tent statement. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Take your damned shoes off, lest your end up with a cock on you cheek and balls on your forehead. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever. Spoken like a doctor. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #20 June 2, 2009 Quote If it ain't on video, it didn't happen. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you. Sleep with your rig as your pillow. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Esp if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. Different DZ/Areacode/Zipcode rules are in play, even if you aren't. Do not get pregnant. Buy your fucking beer. I agree wholeheartedly with the tent statement. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Take your damned shoes off, lest your end up with a cock on you cheek and balls on your forehead. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 June 2, 2009 Quote Quote Set up your tent before you get drunk. "What side?" "The OTHER side." "WHAT other side?" "The side opposite THIS side!....You know, the OTHER side! Like 180 degrees from here" There's two other people on dz.com who will get that. I would love to hear this story. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #22 June 2, 2009 Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. Have fun. Be safe. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 June 2, 2009 Quote Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. Have fun. Be safe. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day. Oh yeah.... that's a good one. That's why sneaking out early isn't always bad. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #24 June 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Set up your tent before you get drunk. +1 Been there done that. Tents are super easy to put up sobar or drunk. At least my tent is... Hahaha...I can pitch a tent in a matter of seconds...sober or drunk...but somehow it always seems to get blown down.....it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #25 June 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Set up your tent before you get drunk. +1 Been there done that. Tents are super easy to put up sobar or drunk. At least my tent is... Hahaha...I can pitch a tent in a matter of seconds...sober or drunk...but somehow it always seems to get blown down.. HA Ha Ha TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
