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Here's the "Book of Rules" so far. Feel free to add on!

BOOGIE RULES:

1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability.
2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there.
3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you.
4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them)
5. Never pass out in a public area...
6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com
7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.)
8. Set up your tent before you get drunk.
9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen.
10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you.
11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow.
12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway.
13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.)
14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't.
15. Do not get pregnant.
16. Buy your own fucking beer.
17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera!
18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever.
19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.
20. Have fun and Be Safe!
I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

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Here's the "Book of Rules" so far. Feel free to add on!

BOOGIE RULES:

1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability.
2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there.
3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you.
4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them)
5. Never pass out in a public area...
6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com
7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.)
8. Set up your tent before you get drunk.
9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen.
10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you.
11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow.
12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway.
13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.)
14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't.
15. Do not get pregnant.
16. Buy your own fucking beer.
17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera!
18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever.
19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.
20. Have fun and Be Safe!



21. Beav's tent is easy to blow down!
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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do not be a fool to the skygods!

g



The best advice ever!



LOL yeah I see so many girls walk onto the DZ and just swooon, and those poor girls just get eat`n alive.

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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do not be a fool to the skygods!

g



The best advice ever!


LOL yeah I see so many girls walk onto the DZ and just swooon, and those poor girls just get eat`n alive.

g


Then cry later.

Ok; I'll shut up now. :ph34r:
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Respect your other skychika's. You'll need them after the skygods chew you up and spit you out.

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Respect your other skychika's. You'll need them after the skygods chew you up and spit you out.

g



Good one. I'd add "When you court attention, you don't get to control what kind of attention you get. It may not be the kind you want."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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...and beer! Dont forget the beer! Lots of water AND BEER! ;)



Better yet, watered down beer...you get both!!
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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...and beer! Dont forget the beer! Lots of water AND BEER! ;)



Better yet, watered down beer...you get both!!


Oh, you mean like Coors Light! :D:D:D
I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
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"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

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...and beer! Dont forget the beer! Lots of water AND BEER! ;)



Better yet, watered down beer...you get both!!


Oh, you mean like Coors Light any American beer! :D:D:D


Fixed it for ya :P
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The Updated List

BOOGIE RULES:

1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability.
2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there.
3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you.
4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them)
5. Never pass out in a public area...
6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com
7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.)
8. Set up your tent before you get drunk.
9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen.
10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you.
11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow.
12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway.
13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.)
14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't.
15. Do not get pregnant.
16. Buy your own fucking beer.
17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera!
18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever.
19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.
20. Have fun and Be Safe!
21. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!! Bring lots of water. And beer!
22. Do not be a fool to the skygods! Respect your other skychika's. You'll need them after the skygods chew you up and spit you out.
23. When you court attention, you don't get to control what kind of attention you get. It may not be the kind you want.
I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

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Hi jj,
Everyone pretty much covered what can happen!! Bottom line is that there are no rules except Jungle Rules!! "AND," remember that the Reaper is on overtime at Boogies so it is considered very tacky to Bounce at a Boogie!!
SCR-2034, SCS-680

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17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera! .



BBUUUUUUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!![/I][/B]
DIRECT violation of Rules #1 and #2.
Cameras are prohibited without written consent of ALL involved and those spectating, and even then pending the results of sobriety and drug tests.

In short. NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY. (Or that green video sh*t either.)
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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BOOGIE RULES:

1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability.
2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there.
3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you.
4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them)
5. Never pass out in a public area...
6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com
7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.)
8. Set up your tent before you get drunk.
9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen.
10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you.
11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow.
12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway.
13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.)
14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't.
15. Do not get pregnant.
16. Buy your own fucking beer.
17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera!
18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever.
19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.
20. Have fun and Be Safe!
21. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!! Bring lots of water. And beer!
22. Do not be a fool to the skygods! Respect your other skychika's. You'll need them after the skygods chew you up and spit you out.
23. When you court attention, you don't get to control what kind of attention you get. It may not be the kind you want.
24.If you decide to post about what / who you did at the boogie on dropzone.com or Facebook or somewhere else online, whether it's directly or loudly hinting, you don't get to then turn around and get pissed off that people are up in your business.
25. Corollary to 25 - with digital photography and social networking/forums, anything you do can (and probably will) end up online. If you don't want it talked about online, discretion is your friend.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Be Safe.
Have Fun.

Everything else is optional.



Actually, J - I like one of your old sayings - You don't have to swap body fluids to have a good time.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Actually, J - I like one of your old sayings - You don't have to swap body fluids to have a good time.



Just to have a GREAT one.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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27. Unless you want a video memory of your boogie hookup, turn the camera helmets around and cover them with a towel or something. :P




What???? that little red light means its charging.....honest....
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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