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27. Unless you want a video memory of your boogie hookup, turn the camera helmets around and cover them with a towel or something. :P



Oh yeah. She's DEFINITELY trying to tell us something. ;)
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27. Unless you want a video memory of your boogie hookup, turn the camera helmets around and cover them with a towel or something. :P



Oh yeah. She's DEFINITELY trying to tell us something. ;)


I swear to God that didn't happen to me. :D


YET! :D:D:D
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27. Unless you want a video memory of your boogie hookup, turn the camera helmets around and cover them with a towel or something. :P



Oh yeah. She's DEFINITELY trying to tell us something. ;)


I swear to God that didn't happen to me. :D


YET! :D:D:D


I'm too aware to let that happen. ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Just remember.... since Skyfest is coming up really fast.... WHIRSIR (for me, anyway...).

And for Deedy, that means "What happens in Raeford STAYS in Raeford". ;) So sorry I won't see you there but just know I'm thinking about you. :)


;);););););)



Thank you cause that saved me from sending you a PM and you asking...:D
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Just remember.... since Skyfest is coming up really fast.... WHIRSIR (for me, anyway...).

And for Deedy, that means "What happens in Raeford STAYS in Raeford". ;) So sorry I won't see you there but just know I'm thinking about you. :)


;);););););)



Thank you cause that saved me from sending you a PM and you asking...:D


;);););)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Just remember.... since Skyfest is coming up really fast.... WHIRSIR (for me, anyway...).

And for Deedy, that means "What happens in Raeford STAYS in Raeford". ;) So sorry I won't see you there but just know I'm thinking about you. :)


;);););););)



Thank you cause that saved me from sending you a PM and you asking...:D


;);););)


Who's comfort zone can I fill in for DD's lack of presence at skyfest?:ph34r:
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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If it ain't on video, it didn't happen.

Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you.

Sleep with your rig as your pillow.

Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway.

Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Esp if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart.

Different DZ/Areacode/Zipcode rules are in play, even if you aren't.

Do not get pregnant.

Buy your fucking beer.

I agree wholeheartedly with the tent statement.

If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd.

Take your damned shoes off, lest your end up with a cock on you cheek and balls on your forehead.

What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever.



Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera! :D:P;)


:D:D Oh, the memories that brings back. I know a couple skydivers who would disagree with that statement. haha.

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BOOGIE RULES:

1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability.
2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there.
3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you.
4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them)
5. Never pass out in a public area...
6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com
7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.)
8. Set up your tent before you get drunk.
9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen.
10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you.
11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow.
12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway.
13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.)
14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't.
15. Do not get pregnant.
16. Buy your own fucking beer.
17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera!
18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever.
19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day.
20. Have fun and Be Safe!
21. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!! Bring lots of water. And beer!
22. Do not be a fool to the skygods! Respect your other skychika's. You'll need them after the skygods chew you up and spit you out.
23. When you court attention, you don't get to control what kind of attention you get. It may not be the kind you want.
24.If you decide to post about what / who you did at the boogie on dropzone.com or Facebook or somewhere else online, whether it's directly or loudly hinting, you don't get to then turn around and get pissed off that people are up in your business.
25. Corollary to 25 - with digital photography and social networking/forums, anything you do can (and probably will) end up online. If you don't want it talked about online, discretion is your friend.



Wonder how many of these rules I'm going to break at Lost Prairie... I will be safe in the sky, but on the ground.... Well, someone had better bring a camera.:ph34r:

I thiink I may just make a no pants ruleB|
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