porpoishead 8 #1 June 5, 2009 if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 June 5, 2009 Alex! Stop. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #3 June 5, 2009 what??? I love that guys posts.... dude speaks from the heart if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #4 June 5, 2009 Quote what??? I love that guys posts.... dude speaks from the heart It is rather entertaining to say the least. Kind of reminds me of a guy I know. Speaks his mind sort of thing.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan_d_sucks 0 #5 June 5, 2009 What's the deal with that dude? Is he sober when he posts here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #6 June 5, 2009 QuoteWhat's the deal with that dude? Is he sober when he posts here? I have no idea.....i don't know if he is drunk, on drugs or stone cold sober - obviously he wants the world to know that he has some opinons that he would like to express.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 June 5, 2009 Yeah, he sure doesn't waste a lot of time sugar coating it, does he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slyde 0 #8 June 5, 2009 Bless me Father, I have simmed. I'm 55 and I slept with 19 year old twin girls. Twice. Each. In one night. How long has it been since your last confession? Oh I've never been here. I'm Jewish. Why are you telling me this? I"M TELLING EVERYBODY!! Most of the eDo onward campaign the Death to USPA campaign and the pork r campaigns are NOT taking place on dorkzone.dot com GO DIRECT OR STAY HOME. Talk to the talkers. Make the thinkers think. Make the seers see. Time is the meaning of life. Death is the meaning of time. But I'll try and keep enough here to see if I can get censored by every forum. God is watching, and god won't let too much truth get out for you to read. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Grunt breath. It's big fun to see how many heads go into the sand on this Osterich farm. Don't miss the Doctor Cancer Show in Dallas in July. take your bod to the BOD. raise your hand see your dues in action Watch the vote on expulsion of leading experts. Toss the bums out. fucking flagits like me REALLY get in the way of progress I MEAN REALLY!! Waving the fucking flag for a living!!?? Are you shitting me! We can't have THAT! Jesus! Get RID of that pesky mother fucker who keeps upstaging the Golden Knights and interfering with your Uncle Sam's marketing campaign for more sons and daughters he can place in harms way. And stop that stupid sonofabitch from teaching FAA how easy this can be to make 60 major events every season for decades on end. What the HELL does he think he's doing!!?? WE RUN THIS SHOW. Not some smart-assed arrogant bastard from bum-fuk TX who never gives us ANY extra money, and never supports out initiatives. Who the fuck does he think he IS? Butt while you're in TX be sure to VISIT Dr Cancer's DZ to see how tax shelters can help to keep your pupeteer coiffed in the manner to which she has become acustomed. Ask for Laura for some outstanding ... uh ... safety tips. Beware of Carol. luv slyde who is sally lyons??A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 June 5, 2009 QuoteGO DIRECT OR STAY HOME. So, why are you whining ON HERE, again?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan_d_sucks 0 #10 June 5, 2009 Is it exhausting being batshit nuts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #11 June 5, 2009 ooooh!! I get it! he's the reincarnation of e.e. cummings! i always liked that guy's poetry...Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #12 June 5, 2009 Quote Is it exhausting being batshit nuts? I think he’s off his medication again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #13 June 5, 2009 Your watchiing the next postal event in slo-mo.I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #14 June 5, 2009 Quote Your watchiing the next postal event in slo-mo. My brain is moving in slo-mo trying to figure this shit out!!!!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 June 5, 2009 Quote Is it exhausting being batshit nuts? it seems he's enjoying it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #16 June 5, 2009 I think people would take Slyde, or more recently SlyD a lot more seriously if he'd just explain himself every once in a while instead of randomly starting new cryptic rants multiple times in every forum. If only he'd stick to the USPA forum... "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #17 June 5, 2009 I'm trying to decide what's the difference between this thread and, say, mocking someone in the Skydivers With Disabilities thread. Or egging-on the kid in the short bus so that he will react inappropriately and put on a little show for the other kids' amusement. Not much, frankly. I'll say this right out: Yes, at this point - a couple weeks into him acting out what is almost certainly medical issues that are controlling him - I do think an exception should be made and he should be banned. For his own good and in the name of decency. Letting this go on any further is just shameful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #18 June 5, 2009 Actually, this last post was more informative of his situation than what I've read of past posts. I don't think he's nuts, he's pissed. And creative in sharing it. Dr. Cancer = Dr. Lee Schlictemeier What I haven't caught yet is why the USPA booted him. Sounds like he thinks it's because he was circumventing the USPA and going to the FAA about his demos. Or not.What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 June 5, 2009 No offense meant to anyone but what are the chances that SLYDE is not actually Mark Schlatter... but someone trying to give him a bad name by posting a bunch of stuff on dz.com... now I've never met Mark but all these posts seem really off putting and I certainly don't put much weight into what SLYDE has said considering the one sided nature of his posts... and frankly there's never just one side to any story... even I'll admit that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #20 June 5, 2009 Quote Actually, this last post was more informative of his situation than what I've read of past posts. I don't think he's nuts, he's pissed. And creative in sharing it. ------------------------------------------------------------Thanks for posting that I thought I was going crazy too cause I actually understood most of this one You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #21 June 5, 2009 Pull up his post list. I think he has the record for the most that has gone to the recycle bin. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #22 June 5, 2009 QuoteActually, this last post was more informative of his situation than what I've read of past posts. could be - it made absolutely no sense to me the first time I read it. Mainly because I no longer have the patience to even *try* and figure out what the hell he's talking about. Quote I don't think he's nuts, he's pissed. Yes, that he's pissed is obvious. Quote Dr. Cancer = Dr. Lee Schlictemeier *WHOOSH* Quote What I haven't caught yet is why the USPA booted him. Sounds like he thinks it's because he was circumventing the USPA and going to the FAA about his demos. Or not. So Slyde - why don't you set aside the outrage and the ranting and tell us what's really going on...without the riddling."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #23 June 5, 2009 Sorry dude. Dr. Schlictemeier is the Treasurer for USPA, Southwest Region Director, and owner of Skydive Dallas. Slyde is from Texas, if he is Mark.What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 June 5, 2009 Loopy? say i no to thus, speculative theory and hypothetical hyperbole yes? YODA I say unto the blogosphereical contributors- is the culprit. Puzzel puzzel puzzel.....AH Eureeka! living in an alligator fuck house for an extended time makes one THINK they are so insanely DAFT and DROLL as in- "I am ELMER J FUDD millionaire I own a collection of dolls." But sadly they just have communication issues with their administrative carburetor. STICK A FINGER IN IT and see if it is done? paperwork tomato hero?...... no. Again- life isn't about tossing salad say what??Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #25 June 5, 2009 Quotesay what?? My thought exactly.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
