1969912 0 #1 June 3, 2009 Just opened up a package of beef jerkey and started gnawing. The second piece I grabbbed had white fur growing on it. Billions of really fine white hairs that look like they're radiating out from a central point. Not sure if the piece I ate was hairy. Am I going to die? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #2 June 3, 2009 HOLY COW THAT IS FUNNY!!! I would find a bottle of strong alcohol if i were you, and CHUG that bitch!!!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #3 June 3, 2009 6.8% beer will have to do. Gonna contact the mfr. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #4 June 3, 2009 Quote Am I going to die? Yes, I am 100% certain that you are going to die. I rather doubt it's going to be from hairy jerky (that sounds like some kind of a weird sex thing), but you will die Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #5 June 3, 2009 i'd be gargling with some strong scotch, hopefully your stomach will kill the rest i'm allergic to molds and stuffGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #6 June 3, 2009 I keep clicking on this thread, and every time I read your post I bust up LMFAO uncontrollably! I cant stop! I think I'M going to die of laughter!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 June 3, 2009 Looks like I'm not the only one this has happened to: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=moldy+beef+jerky&aq=0&oq=moldy+beef&aqi=g1&=Google+Search&=I%27m+Feeling+Lucky&fp=1mZ_-PL2Zjc "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 June 3, 2009 Fess up....this is really a hangy meaty box reference, isn't it? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 June 3, 2009 Quote Looks like I'm not the only one this has happened to: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=moldy+beef+jerky&aq=0&oq=moldy+beef&aqi=g1&=Google+Search&=I%27m+Feeling+Lucky&fp=1mZ_-PL2Zjc Sounds like your meat was too wet. In other situations that wouldn't be a bad thing. I'll miss you. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #10 June 3, 2009 Quote Fess up....this is really a hangy meaty box reference, isn't it? I did stumble across this popular search string: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=hairy+beef+curtains&aq=0&oq=hairy+beef&aqi=g1&=Google+Search&=I%27m+Feeling+Lucky&fp=1mZ_-PL2Zjc "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #11 June 3, 2009 you'll be ok. if it were me, i'd die. (allergic to penicillin) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #12 June 3, 2009 QuoteJust opened up a package of beef jerkey and started gnawing. The second piece I grabbbed had white fur growing on it. Billions of really fine white hairs that look like they're radiating out from a central point. Not sure if the piece I ate was hairy. Am I going to die? Yes. Can I have your car?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #13 June 3, 2009 QuoteQuoteJust opened up a package of beef jerkey and started gnawing. The second piece I grabbbed had white fur growing on it. Billions of really fine white hairs that look like they're radiating out from a central point. Not sure if the piece I ate was hairy. Am I going to die? Yes. Can I have your car? No. My cat gets the 912. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #14 June 3, 2009 Damn. well, I hope you live then, nothin in it for me now.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #15 June 4, 2009 Well, it's been ~24 hrs, and according to to that anl.gov Q&A site, after 24 hrs. there's not much to worry about because I have not become ill. The mfr. is sending some free product coupons. Lesson learned: Visually examine things before you eat them. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
