ByrdMan 0 #1 May 31, 2009 Yeah, well I'm Byrd, which is my actual nickname (which has nothing to do with skydiving). I jumped in October of 07, tandem in Canton Airsports of OH. It was your standard good mother effing experience to remember for life and I've been kind of day dreaming about doing it again ever since. In two weeks I will (June 13th), at the same place. I happen to have the $2195 for my first license, and I'm gonna use the next jump to determine whether I really wanna run with this or not. Vid of my first jump on Youtube Yeah, so heres some stuff about me. Im a smoker, but have smoked less then a pack a week for years Im cold and have killed crying baby bunnies with a shovel, for their own good. Im not adventerous, dispite the skydiving dream Im spending too much on sushi Im probably listening to music right now Im 4000 years old Im a good driver, dispite 5 tickets, 2 recorded accidents, and a pending lawsuit. Im a worker at work and a lifeless ball of shit at home. Im drug free Im not concerned about the enviroment, politics or your stance on religion or abortion Im a drinker Im planning on getting tattoos Im socially anxious Im ill-tempered Im addicted to my phone Im a butt man Im named after a man who got decapitated Im white trash Im im im im im im im im......Got more soul then a sock with a hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 May 31, 2009 I'm I'm ........ 14 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ByrdMan 0 #3 May 31, 2009 Pfft, I was just listing random crap, I didnt know how to introduce myself.Got more soul then a sock with a hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 May 31, 2009 Quote I'm I'm ........ 14 DAYUUUM ya'll are tough on the newbies! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #5 May 31, 2009 Nice to meet ya and good luck Byrd! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 May 31, 2009 Hey, no woriies welcome to the Zoo and have fun. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 May 31, 2009 Quote Quote I'm I'm ........ 14 DAYUUUM ya'll are tough on the newbies! g ...... sometimes (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 May 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'm I'm ........ 14 DAYUUUM ya'll are tough on the newbies! g ...... sometimes LOL although I did get a giggle out of his intro... felt sort of like I was reading a dating profile or something! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ByrdMan 0 #9 May 31, 2009 Well I saw your picture and thought you looked like John Goodman. :PGot more soul then a sock with a hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 May 31, 2009 Quote Well I saw your picture and thought you looked like John Goodman. :P I can assure you she looks nothing like John Goodman in person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ByrdMan 0 #11 May 31, 2009 Well, in all fairness, I assumed she was the guy in that photo. I dunno why.Got more soul then a sock with a hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 May 31, 2009 Hi ByrdMan, I'm the resident cow. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 May 31, 2009 You need to add, "I'm anti-apostrophes" to the list. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 May 31, 2009 Hey, I know a poster on here who is gonna love you...User name is shah something. You two seem like you'll make good playmates...Oh, I am 6'8, have a bean stock growing in the back yard, have a pet cabana boy who fetches me beer and knows my every need and desire at every moment, and my idol is buck rogers. Let's see did I forget anything? No it think that about covers it.... Welcome to the bonfire.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ByrdMan 0 #15 May 31, 2009 What the hell is with you people? Judgmental asses.Got more soul then a sock with a hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #16 May 31, 2009 Quote What the hell is with you people? Judgmental asses. Who is being judgemental? It's all about fun in here. Get used to it. Oh, and read the rules. No name calling. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 May 31, 2009 Quote Hi ByrdMan, I'm the resident cow. You're the skinniest and cutest little cow, ever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 May 31, 2009 Quote Hey, I know a poster on here who is gonna love you...User name is shah something. You two seem like you'll make good playmates...Oh, I am 6'8, have a bean stock growing in the back yard, have a pet cabana boy who fetches me beer and knows my every need and desire at every moment, and my idol is buck rogers. Let's see did I forget anything? No it think that about covers it.... Welcome to the bonfire.... BWAAAAAAA!!! You beat me to it!! And hey, about that cabana boy.... does he have a hot brother?? Today I decided that I'm taking my ass to Puerto Rico for my birthday and this house on the beach I'm renting definitely needs a hot cabana boy. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 May 31, 2009 Quote LOL although I did get a giggle out of his intro... felt sort of like I was reading a dating profile or something! g Hahaha...I did, too. I hesitated to comment. To ByrdMan~ Don't worry about the comments. Everyone does that to each other. They're just initiating you. It's a welcoming of sorts. Really though, your first post was fun and funny, although I'm not sure why your picture is attached. It's no big deal, you can attach it to your profile as your avatar. Have fun with your 2nd tandem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #20 May 31, 2009 Quote (new to the forum) Quote What the hell is with you people? Judgmental asses. Quote Registered: May 31, 2009 Posts: 5 sup bud... youre off to a great start. go get you some tissues, I'm gonna go make some popcorn if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 May 31, 2009 Quote What the hell is with you people? Judgmental asses. Yes, I'm an expert on judging tadpole asses. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 May 31, 2009 Quote What the hell is with you people? Judgmental asses. It is a smart ass reply not a judgement or anything towards you. Your OP was of the same so I followed suit. If you wanted a regular "welcome to the forums" that would be in the "introduction forum" where Skymama would welcome you and ask you a question. But you posted in the bonfire and these are for the most part bonfire responses. Sorry if you felt like we were attacking you. Words of advice, if you thought this was bad don't go to SC...It really is a fun site and you'll enjoy it. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #23 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote Hey, I know a poster on here who is gonna love you...User name is shah something. You two seem like you'll make good playmates...Oh, I am 6'8, have a bean stock growing in the back yard, have a pet cabana boy who fetches me beer and knows my every need and desire at every moment, and my idol is buck rogers. Let's see did I forget anything? No it think that about covers it.... Welcome to the bonfire.... BWAAAAAAA!!! You beat me to it!! And hey, about that cabana boy.... does he have a hot brother?? Today I decided that I'm taking my ass to Puerto Rico for my birthday and this house on the beach I'm renting definitely needs a hot cabana boy. I have a hot cabana boy, but I'm keeping him for myself! And I dont like to share! Unless you wanna bring us both to puerto rico with you! Then I will be happy to share him with you! To the OP: Welcome to skydiving and the bonfire! Loved your post. It seems that you will fit in just fine in this community with this bunch of goofballs! Good luck with AFF! Oh, and a quick word of advice: Watch out for iluvtofly, d_squared431, and LuckyMcSwervy. They are the resident naughty girls! I, on the other hand, am a perfect angel! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 June 1, 2009 Quote BWAAAAAAA!!! You beat me to it!! And hey, about that cabana boy.... does he have a hot brother?? Today I decided that I'm taking my ass to Puerto Rico for my birthday and this house on the beach I'm renting definitely needs a hot cabana boy. Quote I have a hot cabana boy, but I'm keeping him for myself! And I dont like to share! Unless you wanna bring us both to puerto rico with you! Then I will be happy to share him with you! No thanks. I don't play well with others or share. And I'm used to guys who are trying to get a sugar mama... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #25 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Hey, I know a poster on here who is gonna love you...User name is shah something. You two seem like you'll make good playmates...Oh, I am 6'8, have a bean stock growing in the back yard, have a pet cabana boy who fetches me beer and knows my every need and desire at every moment, and my idol is buck rogers. Let's see did I forget anything? No it think that about covers it.... Welcome to the bonfire.... BWAAAAAAA!!! You beat me to it!! And hey, about that cabana boy.... does he have a hot brother?? Today I decided that I'm taking my ass to Puerto Rico for my birthday and this house on the beach I'm renting definitely needs a hot cabana boy. I have a hot cabana boy, but I'm keeping him for myself! And I dont like to share! Unless you wanna bring us both to puerto rico with you! Then I will be happy to share him with you! To the OP: Welcome to skydiving and the bonfire! Loved your post. It seems that you will fit in just fine in this community with this bunch of goofballs! Good luck with AFF! Oh, and a quick word of advice: Watch out for iluvtofly, d_squared431, and LuckyMcSwervy. They are the resident naughty girls! I, on the other hand, am a perfect angel! We are You on the other hand, are a different kind of naughty ....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
