My Next Great Fashion Statement..

[Thanatos340 1]

The "Three Wolf Moon" Shirt.
Read the Reviews of this Ultimate Chick Magnet piece of Apparel!!

[futuredivot 0]

Alas, why didn't I have such a weapon in my closet when I was single.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[poe62 0]

...and the reviews worked too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8061031.stm

~Nikki
http://www.facebook.com/poe62

Irgity Dirgity

[Thanatos340 1]

YOU, My friend would a perfect candidate for TWM Shirt. I am Not sure that my puny Frame would be able to extract the full manly "Wolfness" from this shirt, However if YOU were to wear this fantastic garment. One could only imagine how much magic would be unleashed.

I am Ordering you a Size Medium right now my friend, What is your address??

[NWFlyer 2]

Pair it up with the Zubaz pants that show up in the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section below ... you'll be styling.

And take a look at the book that shows up in that section, too!

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Shell666 0]

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Pair it up with the Zubaz pants that show up in the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section below ... you'll be styling.

And take a look at the book that shows up in that section, too!

That's why they need the Zubaz pants!

'Shell

[airtwardo 7]

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Alas, why didn't I have such a weapon in my closet when I was single.

Omar the tent maker couldn't silkscreen that much cotton!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[porpoishead 8]

there was also a gallon of milk next to the stripped pants what the hell is that about.

online milk???

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[NWFlyer 2]

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there was also a gallon of milk next to the stripped pants what the hell is that about.

online milk???

I wondered about that, too. Read the article that poe62 posted upthread and there's some info on it...

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[LouDiamond 1]

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there was also a gallon of milk next to the stripped pants what the hell is that about.

online milk???

Was it Tuscan milk by chance? If so, read some of the Amazon customer reviews of it

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[Shotgun 1]

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The "Three Wolf Moon" Shirt.
Read the Reviews of this Ultimate Chick Magnet piece of Apparel!!

That's pretty funny. I think I may have to get one of those shirts for Rich.

[wmw999 2,452]

You should wear it when you're in NYC with your daughter

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Shotgun 1]

The customer images for that shirt are great too:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all

[Thanatos340 1]

Now THAT would be classic.

When she asks me "Dad, Why do you always embarrass me so" (Which she asks a lot for some strange reason), I always explain to her that I am contractually obligated to do so. It is a requirement to be a parent. They handed me a baby and said.. Love her, Nourish her and above all.. Embarrass her whenever possible. I am just doing my job.

Yes, a TWM Shirt and Zubaz Pants are an absolute must for that trip.

[Shell666 0]

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Now THAT would be classic.

When she asks me "Dad, Why do you always embarrass me so" (Which she asks a lot for some strange reason), I always explain to her that I am contractually obligated to do so. It is a requirement to be a parent. They handed me a baby and said.. Love her, Nourish her and above all.. Embarrass her whenever possible. I am just doing my job.

Yes, a TWM Shirt and Zubaz Pants are an absolute must for that trip.

When you have the ensemble all pulled together, please take a picture like THIS

'Shell

[airtwardo 7]

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Now THAT would be classic.

When she asks me "Dad, Why do you always embarrass me so" (Which she asks a lot for some strange reason), I always explain to her that I am contractually obligated to do so. It is a requirement to be a parent. They handed me a baby and said.. Love her, Nourish her and above all.. Embarrass her whenever possible. I am just doing my job.

Yes, a TWM Shirt and Zubaz Pants are an absolute must for that trip.

When you have the ensemble all pulled together, please take a picture like THIS

All hail the MULLET

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Shell666 0]

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Now THAT would be classic.

When she asks me "Dad, Why do you always embarrass me so" (Which she asks a lot for some strange reason), I always explain to her that I am contractually obligated to do so. It is a requirement to be a parent. They handed me a baby and said.. Love her, Nourish her and above all.. Embarrass her whenever possible. I am just doing my job.

Yes, a TWM Shirt and Zubaz Pants are an absolute must for that trip.

When you have the ensemble all pulled together, please take a picture like THIS

All hail the MULLET

It's like he's channeling Captain Morgan!

'Shell

[guppie01 0]

OMG I am laughing my ass off... if you scroll over the image a square area appears over the crotch region... "plenty of room"

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[wmw999 2,452]

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I am contractually obligated to do so. It is a requirement to be a parent.

It's part of the large payoff of being a parent . The only thing that pays higher is when you get to watch them doing something awesome (you know -- like their wonder at a dinner out when they're on their best behavior
It's magic sometimes.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Shell666 0]

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OMG I am laughing my ass off... if you scroll over the image a square area appears over the crotch region... "plenty of room"

g

Did you notice the "check out these pythons" in the Captain Morgan picture!

'Shell

[tigra 0]

Sadly, I am quite certain I have seen the Zubaz pants at my DZ and probably the Wolf shirt too.

[DJL 235]

I have long browsed the Thrift Store racks for a Wolf Howling at the Moon T-shirt but I guess they go quick. Or maybe they're just the kind of shirt you can never part with until it's in the oil spill pile underneath your shitty car. I'm often tempted to ask the WalMart patrons where they got theirs but I can't get past the expression of "Yuppie Faggot" on their faces when they look at me. But now...THREE Wolves. Holy SHIT! I'm in.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher