bob.dino 1 #76 September 30, 2005 QuoteAnd WE ALL SUCK! In the nicest possible way.[Sly] Well, I've always been suspicious of how well you and benforde got on... no wonder he likes you . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #77 September 30, 2005 Quotehey... this thread was doing fine dying of interest on the 3rd page... why did you have to revive it??? Because I have personal issues with you. Silly greenie. Sigh."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #78 September 30, 2005 I just had the greatest apple ever! It was a sort of light green color with a tacky feel to it but when I bit into it it was pink inside! I was so surprised! It had a sweetness that married with a tartness beautifully. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #79 September 30, 2005 you have such sweet pillow talkSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #80 September 30, 2005 Eat a banana next. As you eat the banana suck on it and say, "The SHIT is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S." Then stomp your feet like this. [Feet Stomping] Then eat a mango and let it drip down your face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #81 September 30, 2005 QuoteEat a banana next. As you eat the banana suck on it and say, "The SHIT is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S." Then stomp your feet like this. [Feet Stomping] Then eat a mango and let it drip down your face. I ate a banana earlier and I ain't no hollaback girl. I bought some green apples and papayas at the store the other day. That reminds me of another personal issue I have with Remi.... He doesn't bring all of us salmon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #82 September 30, 2005 QuoteHe doesn't bring all of us salmon. I love Salmon. I call my Salmon Sammy. I play with it like it's swimming and then I eat it. I fed my goldfish a bacon egg and cheese this morning. He's a little bloated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #83 September 30, 2005 Quote I play with it like it's swimming and then I eat it. Alrighty then. I figured you would like sucking it more, but whatever floats your boat. Hey, let's write in French again, so he can call us fools. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #84 September 30, 2005 Pourquoi Remi nous appelle des imbéciles pour le Français parlant ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #85 September 30, 2005 Quote I ate a banana earlier and I ain't no hollaback girl. I bought some green apples and papayas at the store the other day. That reminds me of another personal issue I have with Remi.... He doesn't bring all of us salmon. Have you ever had a starfruit? I think that's what it's called. They have them at Molly Stones for $5 each and they look so pretty I almost bought one yesterday but I'm not quite sure if it's just a garnish or if you can really eat them. Mangos are my favorite. I never realized you could get mangos and sticky rice from Thai restaurants. My honey ordered it for me first and now we order it even if it's not on the menu. I had some last night. Yummy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #86 September 30, 2005 QuotePourquoi Remi nous appelle des imbéciles pour le Français parlant ? Je ne sais pas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #87 September 30, 2005 QuoteJe ne sais pas. Ni l'un ni l'autre pas je ? Il devrait être honoré qui était sont si à l'aise en français. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #88 September 30, 2005 Quote Have you ever had a starfruit? I think that's what it's called. They have them at Molly Stones for $5 each and they look so pretty I almost bought one yesterday but I'm not quite sure if it's just a garnish or if you can really eat them. Yes, I too have seen them at the market, but not quite sure about what they would taste like. I love trying new fruit. QuoteMangos are my favorite. I never realized you could get mangos and sticky rice from Thai restaurants. My honey ordered it for me first and now we order it even if it's not on the menu. I had some last night. Yummy! Thai restaurants kick ass, we have one downtown here that we go to at lunch, haven't been there in awhile. I love mangoes in salads and in my drinks...mmmm... and I had this chilled mango soup on a cruise I went on... yummy yummy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #89 September 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteJe ne sais pas. Ni l'un ni l'autre pas je ? Il devrait être honoré qui était sont si à l'aise en français. Vous avez déjà pensé à améliorer la taille de votre pénis ou à développer vos performances sexuelles ? Vous n’êtes pas le seul ! Depuis des siècles, les hommes recherchent des moyens d’agrandir leur pénis. Notre programme révolutionnaire présente des méthodes jamais vues auparavant pour développer des érections plus fortes, plus puissantes, un plus grand pénis, et améliorer à la fois votre contrôle et votre technique sexuelle pour de meilleures performances. Aujourd’hui il y a une solution. Aujourd’hui enfin, nous pouvons vous montrer comment agrandir facilement la taille de votre pénis de 3 à 7 centimètres DE MANIERE PERMANENTE. Elle sera efficace pour n’importe quel homme quelque soit son âge, sa race ou encore sa nationalité. Continuez votre lecture pour découvrir pourquoi ce programme fonctionnera pour VOUS ! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #90 September 30, 2005 LOL... from the little French I know that is some funny shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #91 September 30, 2005 Est-ce que c'est un certain E-mail de Spam que vous avez obtenu ? Je suis tout à fait heureux avec la taille de mon pénis. Merci de toute façon. Si je plonge mon pénis dans la volonté de mangue sucez-vous là-dessus ? Je suis désolé. Votre engagé j'ai oublié. Je ne flirterai pas avec vous maintenant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #92 September 30, 2005 Oooh, let's use this one and really piss him off! http://www.thetoque.com/021008/babelfish.htm"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #93 September 30, 2005 Aucun je ne participerai pas à votre fétiche malade de pénis de mangue. Je vous suis marié pratiquement mauvais mauvais homme ! Mais voici une petite chanson pour vous encourager vers le haut ! Toutes les fois que la vie vous descend, vous continue porter un froncement des sourcils, et le train de sauce au jus vous a laissé derrière... et quand vous êtes tous hors d'espoir, vers le bas à l'extrémité de votre corde, et personne là de vous jeter une ligne... Si vous devenez jamais si bas que vous ne savez pas quelle manière d'aller avancez et prenez une promenade dans des mes chaussures... Accès de souci l''une chose n'a jamais obtenu le monde sur une cause de corde que j'ai le traitement pour tous mes bleus. (CHOEUR) je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et mes ennuis commencent à fondre. Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et les temps heureux viennent pour rester. J'ai obtenu de chanter et je danse quand je jette un coup d'oeil dans mon pantalon et le sentiment comme un jour de sunshiney... Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et tout va ma manière. (CHOEUR) je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et mes ennuis commencent à fondre. Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et les temps heureux viennent pour rester. Ouais j'ai obtenu de grandes grandes quantités dans l'endroit où il compte et le sentiment comme un jour de sunshiney... Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et tout va ma manière. Tout va ma manière... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #94 September 30, 2005 Wow, mangos and sucking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #95 September 30, 2005 QuoteOooh, let's use this one and really piss him off! http://www.thetoque.com/021008/babelfish.htm Ok that's some funny shit right there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #96 September 30, 2005 Voici une chanson pour vous. J'ai su une fille appelée girlfalldown que je devine u pourrait indiquer elle était un monstre de sexe je l'ai rencontrée dans une entrée Masturbating d'hôtel avec un magasin elle a dit que le how'd u comme la perte 2 une certains heure et moi ne pourrait pas résister quand j'ai vu peu de morcellement de girlfalldown Elle m'a pris 2 son château et je juste ne pourrais pas croire mes yeux elle a eu tant de dispositifs tout que l'argent pourrait lui acheter a dit que le signe votre nom sur la ligne pointillée les lumières est sorti et le girlfalldown a commencé le morcellement 2 girlfalldown Le château a commencé à tourner ou peut-être c'était mon cerveau que je ne peux pas dire à u ce qu'elle a fait 2 je mais mon corps ne sera jamais identique son lovin 'donnera un coup de pied le votre OH derrière, elle ne montrera à u aucune pitié mais elle l'exposition u de sho'nuff de sho'nuff de volonté comment 2 morcellement Darlin 'Girlfalldown A réveillé le matin suivant Girlfalldown n'était pas là j'a regardé partout et tout que j'ai trouvé était un unmber de téléphone sur les escaliers il a indiqués remercient u 4 un temps génial m'appellent toutes les fois qu'u veulent le morcellement 2 Ah, girlfalldown, ohhhh Le girlfalldown revenu, reviennent votre petit prince sale veulent rectifier le morcellement de morcellement de morcellement de morcellement de morcellement de morcellement de morcellement de morcellement {vers l'arrière à l'extrémité...} Bonjour, comment r u ? Je suis très bien. 'cause je sais que le seigneur viendra bientôt, venir, venant bientôt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #97 September 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteOooh, let's use this one and really piss him off! http://www.thetoque.com/021008/babelfish.htm Ok that's some funny shit right there. This was my favo(u)rite line: Quote"Now, I just run the sites through Babelfish, and it translates foreign terms such as 'prime minister', 'free healthcare', and 'lacrosse' into words I can understand.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #98 September 30, 2005 QuoteWow, mangos and sucking. he he he. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #99 September 30, 2005 The translation of that through babelfish was too funny. That thing really does suck. It could have been Darling nicki from Prince or just some song about prostitution. Here a song for you. I knew a girl called girlfalldown which I guess U could indicate it was a monster of sex I met it in a Masturbating entry of hotel with a store it said that the how' D U like loss 2 certain an hour and me could not resist when I saw little parcelling out of girlfalldown It took 2 to me his castle and I just could not believe my eyes it had as well devices very as the money could buy to him said than the sign your name on the dotted line the lights left and the girlfalldown began parcelling out 2 girlfalldown the castle started to turn _ I can not say with U it that it have do 2 I but my body be never identical sound lovin ' give a kick de pied it your OH behind, it show with U no pity but it it exposure U of sho' nuff of sho' nuff of will how 2 parcelling out Darlin ' Girlfalldown A awake the morning following Girlfalldown be not there I have look at everywhere and very that I have find be a unmber of telephone on the staircase it have indicate thank U 4 a time brilliant me call all the time that U want the parcelling out 2 Ah, girlfalldown, ohhhh The girlfalldown return, return your small prince parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #100 September 30, 2005 Maybe an idiot like this guy made babelfish? Idiot...http://xotcho.free.fr/photos/idiot.jpg...kinda NSFW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites