mrwrong 0 #101 May 23, 2009 Quote You can try to placate us by using the "different word, different sensibilities" thing, we see through it. However, I've only been around here a very short while, but I find it safe to say, IMHO, you're the most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. If you end up having the balls to go through AFF, I hope you get a female instructor who hands you your cocky ass on a silver platter. I've decided your skydiver nickname will be Zohan. I know I'm gonna get slapped by Skymama, but I'm done with this dude. Sorry. BWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You ROCK Lucky Best post this week “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #102 May 23, 2009 Quote Well the golfing community (27 million) makes your motorcycle community (4 million) look small too. Maybe you should try that group since to you size matters and it appears that you are looking for something bigger! Mike, shush!!! I also golf! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #103 May 23, 2009 Quote Sea Bass Schmee Bass....you bring out a six pack of those pole dances, and I'm THERE! There are three girls (two admins and one chem E) in my office who wish to do a tandem jump. Though not pole dancers they are very friendly, nice, know how to tell dirty jokes and on more than one occasion have bought me a beer at the local bar. Will that do? I would really like to see my friends from the riding community and from my work try this sport. I've already dragged them rock climbing with mixed results but I think they will really enjoy this and maybe decide to hang around.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #104 May 23, 2009 Quote At 5'6" and currently 143 pounds, I'm considered a heifer by some.... Take 15 lbs off just for boobies!Have you been hanging out at my DZ??? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #105 May 23, 2009 Just go with the flow and don't try too hard...... Have fun, be courteous and humble.... that's what others are referencing.... Lots to learn, you still have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #106 May 23, 2009 Quote I would really like to see my friends from the riding community and from my work try this sport. I've already dragged them rock climbing with mixed results but I think they will really enjoy this and maybe decide to hang around. I wonder if this is a "birds of a feather" thing. Uh oh... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #107 May 23, 2009 On here a little over a month and have annoyed the shit out of a bunch of people. That's entertaining. And, the community is small...very small and I'm not just talking the US skydiving population...I'm talking worldwide. May want to keep it in mind. Oh...regarding your comment about a woman liking a man in leathers...nah...not impressive. Most of the women that I know have their own gear and their own ride. What makes/breaks a man isn't what he wears...it's his attitude. Good luck with yours.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #108 May 23, 2009 Quote You can try to placate us by using the "different word, different sensibilities" thing, we see through it. However, I've only been around here a very short while, but I find it safe to say, IMHO, you're the most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. If you end up having the balls to go through AFF, I hope you get a female instructor who hands you your cocky ass on a silver platter. I've decided your skydiver nickname will be Zohan. I know I'm gonna get slapped by Skymama, but I'm done with this dude. Sorry. wow! that's hot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #109 May 23, 2009 ps - it's "Chilean Sea Bass" -Ross self proclaimed grammar nazi... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #110 May 23, 2009 Quote I wonder if this is a "birds of a feather" thing. Uh oh... I'm complex and so are my friends. And we tend to not let stray comments dig into our bones. Case in point, I am picked on every now and again when I walk into the office wearing my moto gear. I've also get the random head buffing while sitting at my desk. And comments about my new hair cut and advice on hair care products are the norm. Am I bothered by it? Naaaahh! It's all in good fun. Over all they are great people and I wouldn't call them friends if they weren't. And I'm sure they would love this sport. They just have to get over the fear. Maybe later this summer!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #111 May 23, 2009 Quoteps - it's "Chilean Sea Bass" -Ross self proclaimed grammar nazi... Well if you wish to be technical! It's actually patagonian toothfish Thank god they taste so goooood because they sure are UGLY! http://images.aad.gov.au/img.py/120b.jpg Best on a grill, little salt, little lemon pepper and a few good friends!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #112 May 23, 2009 Quote You can try to placate us by using the "different word, different sensibilities" thing, we see through it. However, I've only been around here a very short while, but I find it safe to say, IMHO, you're the most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. [B]If you end up having the balls to go through AFF, I hope you get a female instructor who hands you your cocky ass on a silver platter. I've decided your skydiver nickname will be Zohan. I know I'm gonna get slapped by Skymama, but I'm done with this dude. Sorry. That right there is a great post reply!!!TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbh186 0 #113 May 24, 2009 Quote You can try to placate us by using the "different word, different sensibilities" thing, we see through it. However, I've only been around here a very short while, but I find it safe to say, IMHO, you're the most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. If you end up having the balls to go through AFF, I hope you get a female instructor who hands you your cocky ass on a silver platter. I've decided your skydiver nickname will be Zohan. I know I'm gonna get slapped by Skymama, but I'm done with this dude. Sorry. Priceless...well said Karen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #114 May 24, 2009 Quote Mike, shush!!! I also golf! So you are looking for something bigger too?????????Sorry, had to be askedTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #115 May 24, 2009 Quote Quote Mike, shush!!! I also golf! So you are looking for something bigger too?????????Sorry, had to be asked Nah, I'm extremely comfortable with the size of my manhood. And my driver is really, really long.... even for a fat chick. But I have been serching for a black leather golf bag. I really want to make the soccer dads drool when I look like a total poser tool when I drag it into the supermarket with me to pick up some Chilean sea bass or salmon, which I'm deathly allergic to, BTW. But golf is a large community so I guess it's not all about looking good, right?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #116 May 24, 2009 Quote I really want to make the soccer dads drool... I dunno about drooling but ya got my eyes waterin'! Hey...I thought banesanura is the ball whacker?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #117 May 24, 2009 Quote Quote Mike, shush!!! I also golf! So you are looking for something bigger too?????????Sorry, had to be asked The reason I brought it up is kind of simple. Bikes (the hobby from which I come into this hobby) by nature, especially older ones (pre Fi) are complicated machines that have a personality all their own. And having a large community to extract info from is very useful. Initially, and still, I didn't know much about this sport and feared that due to the smallish community information would be difficult to come by. But after reading the SIM twice, and reading almost all of the posts here and viewing god knows how many videos it became self evident that this sport has an elegance that de gunking carburetors or tracking down electrical faults lacks. And as such the data one needs to be safe comes from just hanging around those that have partaken in this sport and just listening. Akin to learning how to ride on a race track. But then as so happens more often than not, we went off on tangents. Which was very squid of me to do as the OP. And I apologize.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #118 May 24, 2009 After reading the SIM twice, you still haven't learned? Skydiving is ALL about looking good walking to the plane... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #119 May 24, 2009 QuoteAfter reading the SIM twice, you still haven't learned? Skydiving is ALL about looking good walking to the plane... Actually I'm so use to reading large government contracts and poorly written and edited weapons manuals that it was a breath a fresh air!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #120 May 24, 2009 QuoteAs for the 182, there were 3 on the first jump, 4 on the second and 3 on the last. Plenty of room if you ask me.Wait till you jump on Twin Otters's, Skyvan's, CASA's -- or even one of the rocket powered King-Airs or lightly loaded Super Otter's and be at full 13K altitude in just about 10 minutes. On those jumps, you're often literally anticipating on the ground, not in the plane. (Although you probably have some door axiety now, like many student jumpers.) You'll notice at different dropzones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #121 May 24, 2009 Quote Quote Nothing gets a bored soccer mom in a gourmet grocery store more interested then a guy wearing his gear, smelling of the open road You do remember you're posting on skydiving forums, right? You might be underestimating the standards that the soccer moms around here have. As I recall - it is ALL about how your butt looks in a pair of Free Fly Pants.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #122 May 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Nothing gets a bored soccer mom in a gourmet grocery store more interested then a guy wearing his gear, smelling of the open road You do remember you're posting on skydiving forums, right? You might be underestimating the standards that the soccer moms around here have. As I recall - it is ALL about how your butt looks in a pair of Free Fly Pants. ...or OUT of! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #123 May 24, 2009 Quote You can try to placate us by using the "different word, different sensibilities" thing, we see through it. However, I've only been around here a very short while, but I find it safe to say, IMHO, you're the most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. If you end up having the balls to go through AFF, I hope you get a female instructor who hands you your cocky ass on a silver platter. I've decided your skydiver nickname will be Zohan. I know I'm gonna get slapped by Skymama, but I'm done with this dude. Sorry. and i thought, I was bad.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #124 May 24, 2009 Quote been around here a very short while, .....most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. Go back to the archives. We've had, and I've been, much worse. QuoteIf you end up having the balls...cocky ass on a silver platter. I went back through this thread 3 times to see if I could figure out what sparked the venom-what did I miss cuz I ain't finding it?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #125 May 24, 2009 Quote Quote been around here a very short while, .....most arrogant, cocky, self absorbed, mysoginistic, narcicisstic guy I've ever "met" on DZ.com. Go back to the archives. We've had, and I've been, much worse. Quote If you end up having the balls...cocky ass on a silver platter. I went back through this thread 3 times to see if I could figure out what sparked the venom-what did I miss cuz I ain't finding it? Think ....... body of work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
