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Finally!:o
A worthwhile BonFire thread!B|


I do my best to impress.....funny the ladies have been very quiet on this one?
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watching that, I was thinking "why is that considered 'low class' but Cirque du Soleil is 'the big time'?" The level of athleticism is probably quite similar (as is the amount of clothing, in reality)


Because fat chicks hate hot chicks!
Simple! If the odds of you getting with a Cirque girl is low...it's art!
If the odds of you getting whith a pole dancer are greater than zero then it's smut.
Why? Simple.....fat chciks know they are fat. And know full well you would much rather be licking the long sexy thighs of one of these girls than sprinkling flour looking for a wet spot!
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watching that, I was thinking "why is that considered 'low class' but Cirque du Soleil is 'the big time'?" The level of athleticism is probably quite similar (as is the amount of clothing, in reality)


Because fat chicks hate hot chicks!
Simple! If the odds of you getting with a Cirque girl is low...it's art!
If the odds of you getting with a pole dancer are greater than zero then it's smut.
Why? Simple.....fat chicks know they are fat. And know full well you would much rather be licking the long sexy thighs of one of these girls than sprinkling flour looking for a wet spot!




...and on that note, I'll make some popcorn. :)










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...and on that note, I'll make some popcorn. :)



Better make extra; I think we're going to be here for a while.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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watching that, I was thinking "why is that considered 'low class' but Cirque du Soleil is 'the big time'?" The level of athleticism is probably quite similar (as is the amount of clothing, in reality)


Because fat chicks hate hot chicks!
Simple! If the odds of you getting with a Cirque girl is low...it's art!
If the odds of you getting whith a pole dancer are greater than zero then it's smut.
Why? Simple.....fat chciks know they are fat. And know full well you would much rather be licking the long sexy thighs of one of these girls than sprinkling flour looking for a wet spot!



That was rude!
Be yourself!
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And know full well you would much rather be licking the long sexy thighs of one of these girls than sprinkling flour looking for a wet spot!



Is that a recent picture of you in your avatar?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Scoot over, sweetie. I want to get fat eating some of your popcorn :ph34r:

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There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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It's not far from the truth. It's a threat level.
Your average performer in Circ isn't a threat to your relationship and thus we call it art.
Your average "performer" at say Satin Dolls, is a threat to your relationship and thus we call it smut.

Now I know what you are going to say, "Oh if he is going to walk away from me for some skanky ass ho then so be it." But still....we all want security and stability both in our financial and our love lives.
And a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, hyper sexual "performer".......can and will destabilize a relationship that may not be 100% stable. And is thus a threat and as so labled smut.

Now all that aside, you have to admit that these women…..are simply amazing both with respect to looks as well as talent.
I don’t know if I could do even 1% of what they did without killing myself, nor do I know many guys who have that level of flexibility and strength.

On an interesting note....we guys aren't threatened by say male exotic dancers to the same level as women are of female exotic dancers.
Though it is a well known fact that women cheat more often then men. And so perhaps we men should be a bit more.....worried?
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It's not far from the truth. It's a threat level.
Your average performer in Circ isn't a threat to your relationship and thus we call it art.
Your average "performer" at say Satin Dolls, is a threat to your relationship and thus we call it smut.

Now I know what you are going to say, "Oh if he is going to walk away from me for some skanky ass ho then so be it." But still....we all want security and stability both in our financial and our love lives.
And a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, hyper sexual "performer".......can and will destabilize a relationship that may not be 100% stable. And is thus a threat and as so labled smut.

Now all that aside, you have to admit that these women…..are simply amazing both with respect to looks as well as talent.
I don’t know if I could do even 1% of what they did without killing myself, nor do I know many guys who have that level of flexibility and strength.

On an interesting note....we guys aren't threatened by say male exotic dancers to the same level as women are of female exotic dancers.
Though it is a well known fact that women cheat more often then men. And so perhaps we men should be a bit more.....worried?



Only in your mind...statistics do notbear that out.

http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/infidelitystats.html

Guys seem to be far more cheating prone.

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I stand corrected!
I data came from an old Psych book!
But wow!

Up to 37% of men and 22% of women admit to having affairs. Researchers think the vast majority of the millions of people who visit chat rooms, have multiple "special friends”. Dr. Bob Lanier

But you know girls lie better than guys do :P

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I stand corrected!
I data came from an old Psych book!
But wow!

Up to 37% of men and 22% of women admit to having affairs. Researchers think the vast majority of the millions of people who visit chat rooms, have multiple "special friends”. Dr. Bob Lanier

But you know girls lie better than guys do :P



OR.. you are dating the wrong sort of girls

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OR.. you are dating the wrong sort of girls


No mate old books! I really do miss my Psych and Sociology classes at university. Why I became an engineer....I'll never understand.

But as I recall my old Psych book had it that %10 more women cheated then men. But if you ask me it's even.
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OR.. you are dating the wrong sort of girls


No mate old books! I really do miss my Psych and Sociology classes at university. Why I became an engineer....I'll never understand.

But as I recall my old Psych book had it that %10 more women cheated then men. But if you ask me it's even.





I have always held that those who are worried the most about their dating partners cheating... perhaps should look harder at how and who they are choosing to date. Perhaps the hot stripper who is in it for the money .and litteraly meets hundreds of potential candidates...might not be the best choice if one is expecting fidelity.

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Up to 37% of men and 22% of women admit to having affairs.



And how many of the remainder are lying?:|
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I have always held that those who are worried the most about their dating partners cheating... perhaps should look harder at how and who they are choosing to date. Perhaps the hot stripper who is in it for the money .and litteraly meets hundreds of potential candidates...might not be the best choice if one is expecting fidelity.


Yes and no.
Yes some of the "working" girls are that way.
But the others are some of the nicest, kindest and easiest to pleas women I have ever had the great pleasure of meeting and dating.
And add to it that they don't look bad, have an amazing collection of lacy undergarments, have some very beautiful and open minded friends and usually make good money and life starts looking good.
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we guys aren't threatened by say male exotic dancers to the same level as women are of female exotic dancers.



Actually, in the whole scheme of characheristics that make a person desireable, I'm confident with the notion that an exotic dancer can't hold a candle to me and I think that's probably true for most of the women who post on these forums.

Keep going though, I'm interested in seeing how large that hole you're digging is going to get. ;)
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because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Actually, in the whole scheme of characheristics that make a person desireable, I'm confident with the notion that an exotic dancer can't hold a candle to me and I think that's probably true for most of the women who post on these forums.
;)


:P Really....? I'm not falling for that one. ;)
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;)
It's not far from the truth. It's a threat level.
Your average performer in Circ isn't a threat to your relationship and thus we call it art.
Your average "performer" at say Satin Dolls, is a threat to your relationship and thus we call it smut.

Now I know what you are going to say, "Oh if he is going to walk away from me for some skanky ass ho then so be it." But still....we all want security and stability both in our financial and our love lives.
And a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, hyper sexual "performer".......can and will destabilize a relationship that may not be 100% stable. And is thus a threat and as so labled smut.

Now all that aside, you have to admit that these women…..are simply amazing both with respect to looks as well as talent.
I don’t know if I could do even 1% of what they did without killing myself, nor do I know many guys who have that level of flexibility and strength.

On an interesting note....we guys aren't threatened by say male exotic dancers to the same level as women are of female exotic dancers.
Though it is a well known fact that women cheat more often then men. And so perhaps we men should be a bit more.....worried?



I think you are forgetting this teeny tiny little detail . . . if you go to a Cirque show - an extra 20 doesn't get your lowboy rubbed by a butt crack . . . or your face pressed into a nice valley of cleavage for a tip on the runway.

The cirque athleticism is intruiging, and erotic in some cases, and is intentionally erotic, sometimes, Pole dancing is ALWAYS meant to be erotic.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy both of the venues, but I can separate them for what they are: Two Completely Different Forms of Art.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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