LisaH 0 #51 May 21, 2009 I'm sure one of the lovely ladies will gladly spank me for my misuse of terminology......now come to think of it....there may be a line forming! ___________________________________________ There is nothing worse than a self-absorbed man. Well, except maybe moldy cheese. Get over yourself. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #52 May 21, 2009 Quote And I'm not the nicest of guys......I've given up on perfect. I would settle for just human. ...and how's that workin' out for ya? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #53 May 21, 2009 Quote ...and how's that workin' out for ya? In this day and age.....just taking it one day at a time. One step at a time. How else can any one work it?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #54 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote ...and how's that workin' out for ya? In this day and age.....just taking it one day at a time. One step at a time. How else can any one work it? Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you're wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting, mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. PS - I think what we do not like in ourselves is often projected as what we don't like in others. Just a thought from a non-pole swinging fattie... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #55 May 21, 2009 Quote Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. Ok.....aaaahh....I’m not trolling for ass. I'm sorry if I came across this way. But I'm not. Sorry for any confusion. I think I’ve now entered a now win situation, no matter what I say will be taken out of context so I’ll be stepping away from this conversation. Enjoy the video and have a great day Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #56 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. Ok.....aaaahh....I’m not trolling for ass. I'm sorry if I came across this way. But I'm not. Sorry for any confusion. I think I’ve now entered a now win situation, no matter what I say will be taken out of context so I’ll be stepping away from this conversation. Enjoy the video and have a great day Your sig line: Quote There is either ass or no ass, that shall be no half ass. Buddha, after a few Mojitos. Definitely no ass now. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #57 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ...and how's that workin' out for ya? In this day and age.....just taking it one day at a time. One step at a time. How else can any one work it? Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you're wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting, mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. PS - I think what we do not like in ourselves is often projected as what we don't like in others. Just a thought from a non-pole swinging fattie... Bull Shit! One of y'all will fuck him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #58 May 21, 2009 Quote Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you're wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting, mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. PS - I think what we do not like in ourselves is often projected as what we don't like in others. Just a thought from a non-pole swinging fattie... Bull Shit! One of y'all will fuck him. Not me. I'm going MIA for the rest of the weekend. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #59 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote ...and how's that workin' out for ya? In this day and age.....just taking it one day at a time. One step at a time. How else can any one work it? Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you're wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting, mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. PS - I think what we do not like in ourselves is often projected as what we don't like in others. Just a thought from a non-pole swinging fattie... Bull Shit! One of y'all will fuck him. LMAO www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #60 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. Ok.....aaaahh....I’m not trolling for ass. I'm sorry if I came across this way. But I'm not. Sorry for any confusion. I think I’ve now entered a now win situation, no matter what I say will be taken out of context so I’ll be stepping away from this conversation. Enjoy the video and have a great day Yea just leave it alone. Like you say they will take anything you say out of context. Dont waste your time. Whats worst is that you were joking about alot of it and people are still getting there panties twisted up God forbid you have some fun in the Bonfire.... Are we going all PC in here now?Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #61 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Dr. K: You really need to bring out that series of old pics you you once posted. I think that would help him remember you are a girl.(And we wouldn't mind seeing them again) Yea, yea, yea. I think there's some still out there. I would have to search for them though.... we don't mind waitingYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #62 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Dude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. Ok.....aaaahh....I’m not trolling for ass. I'm sorry if I came across this way. But I'm not. Sorry for any confusion. I think I’ve now entered a now win situation, no matter what I say will be taken out of context so I’ll be stepping away from this conversation. Enjoy the video and have a great day Yea just leave it alone. Like you say they will take anything you say out of context. Dont waste your time. Whats worst is that you were joking about alot of it and people are still getting there panties twisted up God forbid you have some fun in the Bonfire.... Are we going all PC in here now? You know....I politely bit my tongue after his little rant about "fat chicks." In fact it made me feel a bit foolish for standing up for him when he was displaying his tortured artist persona. However, we all have weak moments and I believe his little indiscretion is forgivable provided he learn and grow from the experience. BUT one thing I can not forgive... HE RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD THREAD ABOUT POLE DANCING! I DEMAND HE REPENT! www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #63 May 21, 2009 Ya!!! What you saidBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #64 May 21, 2009 Quote Quote ...and how's that workin' out for ya? In this day and age.....just taking it one day at a time. One step at a time. How else can any one work it? By raising the bar, by shooting for the stars, by taking the personal challenge of bettering yourself as an ongoing constant process. You said yourself you don't consider yourself a nice guy and that you are willing to 'settle' for something less than perfect...don't do that, always seek to make the boy you once were- proud of the man you now are. ~it's fun, and you might be amazed at where it'll take ya and the people ya meet getting there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #65 May 21, 2009 Dude.... Seriously.. WTF??? After redaing through THIS and your other threads here... Someone better show them to your AFFI's.. They kinda deserve to know what they are going up there with.. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #66 May 21, 2009 QuoteQuotewatching that, I was thinking "why is that considered 'low class' but Cirque du Soleil is 'the big time'?" The level of athleticism is probably quite similar (as is the amount of clothing, in reality) Because fat chicks hate hot chicks! Simple! If the odds of you getting with a Cirque girl is low...it's art! If the odds of you getting whith a pole dancer are greater than zero then it's smut. Why? Simple.....fat chciks know they are fat. And know full well you would much rather be licking the long sexy thighs of one of these girls than sprinkling flour looking for a wet spot! Ok I know I'm coming into this thread a bit late, but when I was reading and came across THIS-I was appalled at how rude that was. This was at least the 2nd thread I've seen you post where you referred to "fat chicks" and being "ugly." If you think you're going to find a woman out there who respects that, I think you have another thing coming because you by far are not an attractive man-inside or out. This is not meant to be a PA -just a heads up! Oh and you did ruin a good thread on pole dancing! I've actually heard that those classes are very fun and a great workout! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #67 May 21, 2009 Bravo!!! Well said -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #68 May 21, 2009 holy crap! i'm talking about the video that started the thread. those women are amazing! you may now return to your completely unrelated ranting at each other. sheesh. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #69 May 21, 2009 Quote holy crap! i'm talking about the video that started the thread. those women are amazing! you may now return to your completely unrelated ranting at each other. sheesh. I'll post more as I find them. I had this great one about these amazing girls in bikinis rock climbing. And then there was that one with really good looking girls doing Yoga. But I don't want you guys to get banned from the local rock gyms or the local Yoga studios. Threat level and what not. But back on topic...the girl half way in who did that belly dancing move while upside down! WOW! Not so much due to her being very attractive but having such amazing body control! My god! To be that connected with one’s body...simply amazing! I’ve been doing Yoga for three years, which is basically nothing, and I hope to maybe have 10% of that strength and body control! WOW! Ok now back to the rants about how I pissed someone off.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #70 May 21, 2009 -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #71 May 22, 2009 I enjoy a good pole dancer as much as the next guy. and admire the ability of the women in the video. I've been around the block a time or two. and most of the motorcycle chicks I've meet like to be treated like doormats. the skydiver chicks. not so much. but you come from the world of motorcyclist with your big bad gpz 1100. so you may know more than me. but I doubt it. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #72 May 22, 2009 Okay, to get this thread back on TOPIC! It should be noted that anyone that intends to install a pole in their bedroom should do so only in PAIRS! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #73 May 22, 2009 WOW!!! That was incredible!!!-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #74 May 22, 2009 QuoteDude, if you're here trolling for ass... well, you're wasting your time. You have effectively totally destroyed any chance you may have thought you had with any of the skychicks reading this disgusting, mysoginistic bullshit. And I was a ballet dancer, who is now FAT. +1. From a woman with the kinda legs that he can only wish could be wrapped around his neck and a piece of paper that says I could teach him to skydive... not that either of those things would ever happen, for you see, I used to be FAT too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #75 May 22, 2009 Quote WOW!!! That was incredible!!! You need to go on travel with me! There is this place in Cape Town RSA that has a pol that is two stories tall! How no one has gotten killed is beyond me! But....if you flirt right and tip right the girls will let you slide down! Some of the most.....aaahh....artistic work I've ever seen done was in Montreal. Which is no surprise because that's the home of Circ. Biggest let down were the strip clubs in Finland.....first off the Finnish guys don't tip much if at all and all the girls were all Russian. Not that there is anything wrong with Russian girls....it's just that...well I'm in Finland....and I wanted to see Finnish girls! As for my Z, why yes....she is big....she is bad...and she is black! And the soccer moms love big black bikes! If you are ever around and want to take it for a spin let me know.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
