Gravity shmavity!

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I dated a lot of ballet dancers in my life, and I have to admit…..I was a little turned on.
All that jumping and spinning showing off great legs and mid sections…..but I may just be a little strange.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[skymama 37]

You still haven't answered if that is a current picture of you. If it is, it seems a little hypocritical of you to be judgemental of overweight girls since you seem a bit hefty yourself in that shot.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I dated a lot of ballet dancers in my life, and I have to admit…..I was a little turned on.
All that jumping and spinning showing off great legs and mid sections…..but I may just be a little strange.

Strange, a little. I'll throw it out here... you have women problems in my opinion. You are too judgemental and obsessed with the perfect woman that does not exist.

Stop trying to be the perfect man. They don't exist either. The words and statements I've seen you use are, well, stomach turning. You've thrown yourself out here like you're God's gift to women. NOT

Just my view. I don't mean to be rude or attack.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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You still haven't answered if that is a current picture of you. If it is, it seems a little hypocritical of you to be judgemental of overweight girls since you seem a bit hefty yourself in that shot.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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You still haven't answered if that is a current picture of you. If it is, it seems a little hypocritical of you to be judgemental of overweight girls since you seem a bit hefty yourself in that shot.

Bullwhip snap! Wah POW!!!

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[d_squared431 0]

What lisa said....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[ryoder 1,590]

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All that jumping and spinning showing off great legs and mid sections…..but I may just be a little strange.

Well, I've never tried that technique to impress the ladies, but what the heck, I'll give it a shot.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Well, I've never tried that technique to impress the ladies, but what the heck, I'll give it a shot.

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Make sure you wear your tutu.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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You are too judgemental and obsessed with the perfect woman that does not exist.

Maybe he could change his avatar to Shahlow Hal.

LIfe's too good to be judgemental. Enjoy it all.

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You are too judgemental and obsessed with the perfect woman that does not exist.

LIfe's too good to be judgemental. Enjoy it all.

Yep

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Finally!
A worthwhile BonFire thread!

I do my best to impress.....funny the ladies have been very quiet on this one?

Let me look at the math here....

at the time of that post, there were four replies to your thread from three different people. One third of that population was female....What percentage of skydivers are female?

You had gotten a response... it was a even a compliment to those ladies that are capable of preforming like that... whether it be "low class" or "big time," it's still impressive.

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I dated a lot of ballet dancers in my life, and I have to admit…..I was a little turned on.
All that jumping and spinning showing off great legs and mid sections…..but I may just be a little strange.

Strange, a little. I'll throw it out here... you have women problems in my opinion. You are too judgemental and obsessed with the perfect woman that does not exist.

Stop trying to be the perfect man. They don't exist either. The words and statements I've seen you use are, well, stomach turning. You've thrown yourself out here like you're God's gift to women. NOT

Just my view. I don't mean to be rude or attack.

No, not rude at all. Honest! In this world that is a very rare thing! And I greatly appreciate it.

But perfect? Women so often confuse perfect and desirable with skinny. Where in reality it should be correlated with healthy.
The girls in the video weren't "skinny" they were healthy. A skinny girl can't pull her self up like that, she just lacks the strength.
And if you ask me....nothing is sexier than a pair of long strong legs. Not skinny rather strong.

As for me being perfect? No, never no how no way I could do a million sit ups and at best I would have a two pack. And I'm not the nicest of guys......I've given up on perfect. I would settle for just human.

So...I'm new to this game but a lot of the biker bars I have gone to have stripper poles.....what are the odds of some of the jump zones buying one or two of these? You could have guys nights.....kilts....and ladies nights....leather!
Just a thought!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Finally!
A worthwhile BonFire thread!

I do my best to impress.....funny the ladies have been very quiet on this one?

Let me look at the math here....

at the time of that post, there were four replies to your thread from three different people. One third of that population was female....What percentage of skydivers are female?

You had gotten a response... it was a even a compliment to those ladies that are capable of preforming like that... whether it be "low class" or "big time," it's still impressive.

I'm sorry I didn't realize one of the posters was a woman.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Well, I've never tried that technique to impress the ladies, but what the heck, I'll give it a shot.

And here's the video...
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/My-Kind-Of-Pole-Dancing-672103.html

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

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No mate old books! I really do miss my Psych and Sociology classes at university. Why I became an engineer....I'll never understand.

Actually I'm an engineer... and also really like Psychology... I blame it on my mom though... she studied psychology in college and spent years analyzing us kids...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Finally!
A worthwhile BonFire thread!

I do my best to impress.....funny the ladies have been very quiet on this one?

Let me look at the math here....

at the time of that post, there were four replies to your thread from three different people. One third of that population was female....What percentage of skydivers are female?

You had gotten a response... it was a even a compliment to those ladies that are capable of preforming like that... whether it be "low class" or "big time," it's still impressive.

I'm sorry I didn't realize one of the posters was a woman.

No worries... I don't mind being "one of the guys"..... but I was just amused by your complaints about not getting any female responses, when in reality -

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[]Actually I'm an engineer... and also really like Psychology... I blame it on my mom though... she studied psychology in college and spent years analyzing us kids...

My step father made me take humanities classes while at university. Best thing that ever happened to me.
Not only did I meet a lot of great people, I was also the only guy in engineering class who could be relied on to bring girls to parties who did not have facial hair, their eyebrows were not connected and did not wear sweat pants to class (some one will find offense to these remarks I know it!). The classes also kept me some what human! Key word here being some what!

OK would you ralther I call it an LZ? Sorry mate way too much time with green suits. Drop Zone....my bad!
I'm sure one of the lovely ladies will gladly spank me for my misuse of terminology......now come to think of it....there may be a line forming!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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No worries... I don't mind being "one of the guys"..... but I was just amused by your complaints about not getting any female responses, when in reality -

I'm very sorry, first off I'm new...first jump is planned for this week end. Second....your avatar....not the easiest picture for determining gender.
Black lid, black jacket.....sexy.....but can't tell if you are a girl or not.
Again, sorry did not know. My apologies.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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No worries... I don't mind being "one of the guys"..... but I was just amused by your complaints about not getting any female responses, when in reality -

I'm very sorry, first off I'm new...first jump is planned for this week end. Second....your avatar....not the easiest picture for determining gender.
Black lid, black jacket.....sexy.....but can't tell if you are a girl or not.
Again, sorry did not know. My apologies.

Honestly.
I really only made mention of it cuz you were dissin us skychicka's. (and I didn't have any popcorn... but, I do have rum.... so I thought I would stir it up )

Good luck on your jump... and a secret... FLARE. it's kinda important (trust me on this one )

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Honestly.
I really only made mention of it cuz you were dissin us skychicka's. (and I didn't have any popcorn... but, I do have rum.... so I thought I would stir it up )

Good luck on your jump... and a secret... FLARE. it's kinda important (trust me on this one )

RUM! I like rum!
http://www.idoidotoo.co.uk/imagesstyles/mai-tai-pic.jpg

It's the only real spirit you can drink and shout 'AAAAARRRRR!' Can't do that with Gin!
And thank you, I will remember this flaring thing

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I'm sure one of the lovely ladies will gladly spank me for my misuse of terminology......now come to think of it....there may be a line forming!

I hardly post here, so I can't speak for all the women on here...

But I highly, highly doubt it.

[ryoder 1,590]

Dr. K:

You really need to bring out that series of old pics you you once posted.
I think that would help him remember you are a girl.

(And we wouldn't mind seeing them again)

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Dr. K:

You really need to bring out that series of old pics you you once posted.
I think that would help him remember you are a girl.

(And we wouldn't mind seeing them again)

Yea, yea, yea.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Dr. K:

You really need to bring out that series of old pics you you once posted.
I think that would help him remember you are a girl.

(And we wouldn't mind seeing them again)

Yea, yea, yea.

I think there's some still out there. I would have to search for them though....