turtlespeed 226 #1 May 22, 2009 A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' 'With what money?' demanded his parents? They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. 'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said. 'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy... I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.' 'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. 'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a Business Trip, but learned from a friend he had ran off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did.'I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 May 22, 2009 Quote Smart woman!!!! Nah - she should have sold the truck for more, and just told him to kiss her ass.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 May 22, 2009 Weird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #5 May 22, 2009 Quote Weird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #6 May 23, 2009 Quote Weird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point. Calling that a joke is very generous Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #7 May 23, 2009 QuoteWeird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point. Gonna hafta say that this is false....I'm not particularly a fan, nor do I know ANY fans of the Avalanche around here...down south...so therefore, it musta moved out west/north west!!...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #8 May 23, 2009 Quote Quote Weird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point. Gonna hafta say that this is false....I'm not particularly a fan, nor do I know ANY fans of the Avalanche around here...down south...so therefore, it musta moved out west/north west!! BRAVO +1 I don't know any good God loving, true good ol' boy, southern who would willingly drive a Chevy... $15 is about all that thing was worth... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #9 May 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Weird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point. Gonna hafta say that this is false....I'm not particularly a fan, nor do I know ANY fans of the Avalanche around here...down south...so therefore, it musta moved out west/north west!! BRAVO +1 I don't know any good God loving, true good ol' boy, southern who would willingly drive a Chevy... $15 is about all that thing was worth... Now I'm just sad....I only drive chevy's...but I do NOT drive avalanches...:-(...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #10 May 23, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Weird how the car in this joke changes from one telling to the next. Usually it's a Vette. The joke must have traveled down south at some point. Gonna hafta say that this is false....I'm not particularly a fan, nor do I know ANY fans of the Avalanche around here...down south...so therefore, it musta moved out west/north west!! BRAVO +1 I don't know any good God loving, true good ol' boy, southern who would willingly drive a Chevy... $15 is about all that thing was worth... +1 Youd be lucky if that turd ass chevy was worth $15. Exp. a damn AvalancheNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 May 24, 2009 Drove my Chevy to the levee and...pushed right on in.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 May 25, 2009 Quote I don't know any good God loving, true good ol' boy, southern who would willingly drive a Chevy 1978 Scottsdale stepside 4X4 Oh-and I refuse to have my southerness questioned by a Floridian. Ya'll know ya'll are just suntan yankees don't yaYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 May 25, 2009 Quote Quote I don't know any good God loving, true good ol' boy, southern who would willingly drive a Chevy 1978 Scottsdale stepside 4X4 Oh-and I refuse to have my southerness questioned by a Floridian. Ya'll know ya'll are just suntan yankees don't ya Mostly they are old people that can't handle the cold up there anymore and are using up our sunshine! Just ONE more tghing the North thinks they can take from the South!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #14 May 25, 2009 Quote Quote I don't know any good God loving, true good ol' boy, southern who would willingly drive a Chevy 1978 Scottsdale stepside 4X4 Oh-and I refuse to have my southerness questioned by a Floridian. Ya'll know ya'll are just suntan yankees don't ya I got nothin.... wow... CRICKETS CRICKETS CRICKETS suntaned yankee... wow... I will remember that...even if it is next year at Sun N Fun when I catch up with you.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
