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Number 11!!!!! :)

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Everyone knows about Valentines day. But in the US men have responded with their own version called Steak and Blowjob Day. On 14 February their partners are supposed to thank them for their presents with steak and oral sex.



Me likey!! B|B|:D:D
I'm going to "import" that to Sweden!!!! :P
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I like the tat in #5



The article says, "16 percent of young Americans have had sex as an act of revenge."

I figure 84% of old Americans have had sex as an act of revenge.


I didn't even notice what it said. :ph34r:
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MooOOooOoo

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One in four men has tried to perform solo oral sex. (FHM)


Three of four men are liars. :|
As in on your self dude....





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Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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You read "hot Stuff" comics too!? :P


#116
A group of students were shown pictures of couples having sex. At the same time scientists recorded what part of the pictures the test subjects looked at first. The men more often looked at the women's faces, whereas the women tended to focus their attention on the genitals. Only women who were on the pill focused on the way the room was decorated.


...see? We almost ALWAYS look you in the eyes!.. first.. :$:):D

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

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A selection of objects that South African doctors have removed from the intestines of male patients: a pocket knife, a spray can of deodorant, a plastic cup, a torch, a vibrator, a camping cooker, the lid of a spray can, a garden hose.

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Anyone want to marry me so I can emigrate? :|
A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

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:o

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Anyone want to marry me so I can emigrate? :|


Pleas! South Africa is an amazing country! I've visited twice and had a great time!
Great food, gread drinks, gorgeous girls and....it felt like home. And I never feel at home.

Have some Ispine (sp?) for me
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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But... but(t)...

They didn't say WHO shoved that stuff up there. What if I'm next? :oB|



Don't worry; That clever cow disguise will prevent them from even noticing you.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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But... but(t)...

They didn't say WHO shoved that stuff up there. What if I'm next? :oB|



True, it is a great place, though. Not for nothing it's been referred to as "God's HQ" B|


True....very true!
I have found my self in a few places in Capetown where odd things like that could happen...........but it was worth it. Mavrics is by far the best strip club I have ever been to. And I have hit strip clubs on 5 continenets.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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