shah269 0 #26 May 20, 2009 Quote You might have noticed all the girls claim to be from eastern bloc countries When were you last here? Eastern European girls are gorgeous! I think they hunt and kill off the ugly chunky ones for sport...? But....they are cold as hell! But SEXY! Saw plent of them when I was living and working in Eastern Finland. Now Brazilian girls.....oh brother! Once you go Brazilian every thing else is Miller Light! Grogeous, fun, easy going and amazing in the sack! I was in RSA last year, our winter their summer. I was there for two weeks on buisness....didn't sleep at all! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #27 May 20, 2009 I didn;t get past this one: ...26 percent of men get ready for a date by doing the following: Smelling their clothes and making sure that nothing stinks. Women, on the other hand... (NPN)Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoneycase 0 #28 May 20, 2009 #37 - There are over 4,2 million porn websites in the world. I believe this number should be higher...MUCH higher...lolDoes whisky count as beer? - Homer There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner Be careful. There's a limited future in low pulls - JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,363 #29 May 20, 2009 Hi shah, Quote . . . and amazing in the sack! Ahhhh, YES. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #30 May 21, 2009 That wasn't really 222... they repeated many of them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #31 May 21, 2009 Here is an interesting one that me and my friends argue about all the time but we have no prof. That our wangs actually shrink if we don't have enough sex. And going solo doesn't cut it! Now at first I argued agents it.....conservation of mass and what not.....but after a dry spell of epic proportions....I have to say.....there was a grain of truth in my friends argument. Now how to prove this is beyond me....but just a thought.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #32 May 22, 2009 #40. Men have the biggest penises out of all primates. Chimpanzees have the largest testicles. And when it comes to testicles in mammals, proportionately, nothing beats a hamster!Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #33 May 22, 2009 Quote #40. Men have the biggest penises out of all primates. Chimpanzees have the largest testicles. And when it comes to testicles in mammals, proportionately, nothing beats a hamster! Rats beat the hamster in that category. That's why I feed my snake females only. Can't stand seeing that junk. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites