iluvtofly 0 #2 May 20, 2009 The worst I've had was a really bad case of food poisoning. And it was right in the middle of my parents were moving so I didn't have anywhere to lay down because all the furniture was packed. It really sucks when you can't even drink water without vomiting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #3 May 20, 2009 Quote Been that way for six weeks. I got a staph infection with my last back surgery and have been on two IVs a day since. Yeah I can identify. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 May 20, 2009 Yes.... when I could no longer remember what it was like to not be sick and not be in so much pain. Malaria sucked really bad I have also had food poisioning a couple times... same story... you just want it all to stop.... oblivion becomes the best alternative when it hurts that much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 May 20, 2009 Yes, kidney stones-thankfully I was introduced to opiatesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 May 20, 2009 Yes, I've felt so much pain that I just didn't want to be here, anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #8 May 20, 2009 Also food poisoning: A bad batch of late night KFC in a "town" God didn't even have the time to forsake called Pass Christian, Mississippi, on the way back home from my first, and last ever, Mardi Gras road trip. For those driving the lovely I-10 drag between New Orleans and Tallahassee that bright morning, I was the one all-fours on the shoulder howling into the ditch like a St. Bernard wretching up avocado pits. Saddest part is I went home from Mardi Gras deathly ill and hadn't even had a drop to drink the night before. The next 36 hours was spent purging in the comfort of home, and feeling like I'd been beaten over every inch of flesh with a sock full of silver dollars.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 May 20, 2009 Nope - i enjoy a good illness. It is the only time I can actually stay homne from work. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 May 20, 2009 Yep - food poisoning.. Had some dodgy food just before going to the airport.. Puked so many times at the airport I thought there couldn't *possibly* be anything left in my stomach.. And yet *just* as the seatbelt sign came on I started turning green again.. The flight attendant obviously didn't see the panic on my face when I got up.. She blocked my way, yelling at me that I had to sit down and before I could explain why I *needed* to use the loo I vomited all over her, myself, and 2 other people.. This was at the *beginning* of a 4 hour flight.. Hmm.. Spent the next 2 weeks feeling like I was already dead.. Not fun. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 May 20, 2009 Well there was this one time i was enjoying a nice evening at the dz. Then this guy started running around naked. That made me so sick i wanted to die... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 May 20, 2009 Quote Yep - food poisoning.. Had some dodgy food just before going to the airport.. English food, eh? Quote Puked so many times at the airport I thought there couldn't *possibly* be anything left in my stomach.. And yet *just* as the seatbelt sign came on I started turning green again.. The flight attendant obviously didn't see the panic on my face when I got up.. She blocked my way, yelling at me that I had to sit down and before I could explain why I *needed* to use the loo I vomited all over her, myself, and 2 other people.. Oh, for video.On a flight back from the Bahamas with my ex, she got what was probably food-poisoning. She looked like death-warmed-over, but thankfully didn't start heaving until driving home from the Detroit airport. She was able to give me enough advance warning to pull over, (thank goodness)."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 May 20, 2009 food poisoning advice. if you ever have food poisoning and you have been puking for 2 hours, you will arrive at a point... you will feel the last item coming up. the way to tell is that it is round and hairy. swallow quick, it's your a-hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 May 20, 2009 Quote Quote Yep - food poisoning.. Had some dodgy food just before going to the airport.. English food, eh? Quote Puked so many times at the airport I thought there couldn't *possibly* be anything left in my stomach.. And yet *just* as the seatbelt sign came on I started turning green again.. The flight attendant obviously didn't see the panic on my face when I got up.. She blocked my way, yelling at me that I had to sit down and before I could explain why I *needed* to use the loo I vomited all over her, myself, and 2 other people.. Oh, for video.On a flight back from the Bahamas with my ex, she got what was probably food-poisoning. She looked like death-warmed-over, but thankfully didn't start heaving until driving home from the Detroit airport. She was able to give me enough advance warning to pull over, (thank goodness). Italian food, actually.. Funny thing is the flight attendant then came back with a barf bag for me.. I looked at her and thought "oh, gee, thanks, A BIT TOO FUCKING LATE, ISN'T IT?!!" Kudos to your g/f for having more restraint than me!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #15 May 20, 2009 Yes, I have been that sick before. Whooping Cough when I was 12 I think. If you've ever had whooping cough before you can probably agree that death would have been a pleasant alternative.Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 May 21, 2009 Ive had compressed discs, tore a acl off the bone, knee surgery, pluresy, gout, intense long term foot pain That which doesnt kill you only makes you stronger!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #17 May 21, 2009 Some how, his thread topic & his Sig line clash. I just can't put my finger on it.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 May 21, 2009 lol yeah I saw that too! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #19 May 21, 2009 Quote Some how, his thread topic & his Sig line clash. I just can't put my finger on it. That was posted by the happy, optimistic Skittles. He's been gone for months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #20 May 21, 2009 What? You're not " Tasting the rainbow" any more?I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idodsick 0 #21 May 21, 2009 i was sick the last time i jumped with you.the diamond can not be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #22 May 21, 2009 never wanted to die, but a couple months ago i had strep throat and every time i laid down my throat would just close up. after 4 nights of no sleep, my uvula swelled up and was choking me. i woke my wife up at 2 in the morning and asked her to take me to the hospital to be intabated just so i could breath enough to sleep. she said no. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 May 21, 2009 Yes I was love sick. Lasted about two years. Not fun.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 May 21, 2009 Quote Yes, kidney stones-thankfully I was introduced to opiates You Pussy...I cut myself shaving once~ ...that was long before metal, did it with sharpened kidney stones of your ancestors! -the never feared 'Couches Potatious' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #25 May 21, 2009 Yes. But I was too ill and too incapacitated to do anything about it. And thankfully all the many people caring for me wouldn't help me with that. Sometimes miracles do happen. Life is very good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
