mrwrong 0 #1 May 15, 2009 Yep..... I killed a moose toninght.... It completely smashed my windshield and I got away fucking easy... The ONLY injury is that index to pinky fingers on my left hand was cut by the windshield when it came flying into the passenger compartment.... And since I have learned from the best here at The Bonfire I even remembered to doucument my injury when I was sitting in the ER... I didn't think of taking pictures of the moose and car before the ambulance came and picked me up though... Sorry for that... But I'll take pics of the car tomorrow... And yes I know I'm supposed to be happy even to be alive.... There must be an angel on my shoulder (and a devil in my head) “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpervint 0 #2 May 15, 2009 You are lucky. We had a young 19 year old woman hit a moose on the freeway last night. She got out to inspect the damage, and a p/u came along and hit the downed moose and lost control, hitting the young woman and killing her. Three other cars piled into the p/u before it was over. Glad you made it with minor injuries. Did you get to keep the moose? I hear them's good eating. Vint. . . . . "Make it hard again." Doc Ed “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 May 15, 2009 Yeah I know... Going to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow morning.... Tragic about the 19 year old girl.. Naaah, moose isn't that tasty... And by law here the killed animal belongs to the land owner where it dies... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 May 15, 2009 "Hi 911, there is a moose in my passenger seat. He fared worse than me" Crazy stuff.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 May 15, 2009 Wow, glad you're ok. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #6 May 15, 2009 Glad you are ok. Scary stuff!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #7 May 15, 2009 Thanx guys.... Glad to be around still “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #8 May 15, 2009 QuoteNaaah, moose isn't that tasty... hell yeah it is. take a slab of backstrap, dip it in and egg and milk wash and roll it in flour. pan fry it and made gravy from the tasty bits stuck to the bottom of the pan. mmmmmm. or you could roast the loin, also yummy. i'm currently out of moose, but maybe i'll have some elk tomorrow. tastes pretty similar. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 May 15, 2009 Quote Quote Naaah, moose isn't that tasty... hell yeah it is. take a slab of backstrap, dip it in and egg and milk wash and roll it in flour. pan fry it and made gravy from the tasty bits stuck to the bottom of the pan. mmmmmm. or you could roast the loin, also yummy. i'm currently out of moose, but maybe i'll have some elk tomorrow. tastes pretty similar. You have the awesome ability to always ruin my appetite. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 May 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Naaah, moose isn't that tasty... hell yeah it is. take a slab of backstrap, dip it in and egg and milk wash and roll it in flour. pan fry it and made gravy from the tasty bits stuck to the bottom of the pan. mmmmmm. or you could roast the loin, also yummy. i'm currently out of moose, but maybe i'll have some elk tomorrow. tastes pretty similar. You have the awesome ability to always ruin my appetite. Ruin? I think I have half a pack of rolaids from that description... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 May 15, 2009 Was there a flying squirrel with the moose? Is he OK? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 May 15, 2009 QuoteAnd by law here the killed animal belongs to the land owner where it dies... Very different rules up in Alaska. My b.f. and I stayed at a B&B there a couple years ago and the owners told us they were on the "roadkill list" for their area. The local authorities were given lists (managed by the state, I think) of people to call in the event of a roadkill. The first person called had to either say "yes" and be there within a specified period of time to do the cleanup, or they'd move to the next person in the list. The person called got the spoils, for free (less the cost to transport & process, of course). Glad your moose incident wasn't worse."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #13 May 15, 2009 ROFLMAO!!!! DINNER!!!!JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #14 May 15, 2009 A moose??Man,Mike I know I told ya some stories about my car incidents but a moose!!Now that takes all my accidents and well,a mooseI'm sorry,it's not really funny,but a moose? Those are rathe large animals,no??So,I'm glad,I mean real glad ya ok,guess them Volvos are preety sturdy cars,if ya fared that will A moose ehSorry,man I just had to ride your shit abit Hope this finds you well Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #15 May 15, 2009 I'm gonna post photos of the car later man..... Yep it did as you put it, find me well [Edit to add] No Bry... I wasn't driving a Volvo this time.... A VW Passat.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #16 May 15, 2009 Oh!! A VW,sorry,and the moose was in a Volvo then -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #17 May 15, 2009 Smart ass!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #18 May 15, 2009 they should BAN those mooses! glad you're good! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #19 May 15, 2009 Leave it up to mrwrong and there will be no moose leftagain my apology to Mike -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #20 May 15, 2009 Quote Yep..... I killed a moose toninght.... It completely smashed my windshield and I got away fucking easy... The ONLY injury is that index to pinky fingers on my left hand was cut by the windshield when it came flying into the passenger compartment.... And since I have learned from the best here at The Bonfire I even remembered to doucument my injury when I was sitting in the ER...I didn't think of taking pictures of the moose and car before the ambulance came and picked me up though... Sorry for that... But I'll take pics of the car tomorrow... And yes I know I'm supposed to be happy even to be alive.... There must be an angel on my shoulder (and a devil in my head) Its only a flesh wound Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #21 May 15, 2009 Not for the moose -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #22 May 15, 2009 Quote Quote Yep..... I killed a moose toninght.... It completely smashed my windshield and I got away fucking easy... The ONLY injury is that index to pinky fingers on my left hand was cut by the windshield when it came flying into the passenger compartment.... And since I have learned from the best here at The Bonfire I even remembered to doucument my injury when I was sitting in the ER...I didn't think of taking pictures of the moose and car before the ambulance came and picked me up though... Sorry for that... But I'll take pics of the car tomorrow... And yes I know I'm supposed to be happy even to be alive.... There must be an angel on my shoulder (and a devil in my head) Its only a flesh wound *giving Amazon a high-5*.... Exactly.... Only a flesh wound “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #23 May 15, 2009 Quote they should BAN those meese ! corrected for youscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 May 15, 2009 uhm, why do i keep on thinking about moose-knuckles when i see all those moose-threads pop up!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #25 May 15, 2009 Well you're a sick perverted silly little man... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
