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me :$

Lost: Disposable vibrating ring
Found: About a month later by the mobile car wash dude. :o

oooops :ph34r::)

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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OMG, is she okay?

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me :$

Lost: Disposable vibrating ring
Found: About a month later by the mobile car wash dude. :o

oooops :ph34r::)

g




:D

I got nothing .....I am just to innocent and sweet to have lost anything that would embarrass me....;)
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My helmet. The helmet itself wasn't embarrassing, but the manner in which I lost it was. :D

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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That's awesome the farmer found it... we had a jumper in Elsinore lose her bonehead out the door on ascent. Never to be seen again...

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Many, many years ago, I was working as a costumer in a huge costume wherehouse. It was always cold in the wherehouse, so I grabbed a delicate sweater still warm from the dryer before going to work and threw it in the back seat of my car. Apparently, there was static cling happening with my laundry of which I was unaware.

I parked, exited my car and grabbed the sweater, putting it on as I walked through the wherehouse doors. Not long after beginning our shift, one of the managers lets out an "Oh my God!" and points to a pair of panties on the ground. Her and another co-worked began to go on and on about the panties, figuring that someone had sex in the wherehouse. I just stared at the panties in a daze at first, then tried not to burst out laughing, when I realized that they were mine. I figured that they must have been attached to my sweater in the fresh laundry.

Before I could say anything, my panties were scooped up and thrown away. They were going on and on about how tiny the panties were...and what must have happened last night in the wherehouse, how gross people must be to have sex and leave their panties behind, etc. About 1/2 hr. later, as the manager (an awesome woman) and I were discussing a new layout for our wherehouse items, I just looked at her and started to giggle repeatedly.

She was smiling at my laughter, so I told her that I thought that the unidentified panties were mine. I explained how they must have been stuck to my newly dried sweater, which I had scooped out of the dryer, and that they must have fallen off as I walked in throwing the sweater on. We laughed hysterically, and she apologized for throwing them out. The scenario had happened so quickly, that I had no time to really say much, once they were screaming about finding undies on the floor. It was sooo funny...

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