jumpingjunkie09 0 #1 May 13, 2009 Im bored, so now it's joke time! What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #2 May 13, 2009 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose??? Full! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #3 May 13, 2009 Why do tampons have a string?? So you can floss after eating! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #4 May 13, 2009 What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic.BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #5 May 13, 2009 How do you embarrass an archaeologist?? Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #6 May 13, 2009 Whats pink, bubbling and taps on your window? A baby in a microwave. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #7 May 13, 2009 Whats the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer??? The taste! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #8 May 13, 2009 OK ya got 2 guys on opposite sides of the world. 1 guy is tight rope walking between the 82nd floors of 2 buildings. The other guy is getting a BJ from an 85 year old toothless woman. What are both men thinking? "Don't look down, Don't look down, Don't look down." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #9 May 13, 2009 One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon," he said to the bartender. "We got her," replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right." The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled: "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said: "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner. "I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started."LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #10 May 13, 2009 What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common??? They can both smell it, but neither can eat it! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #11 May 13, 2009 What is the definition of making love? Something a woman does while a man is screwing her! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #12 May 13, 2009 What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #13 May 13, 2009 I teenage girl goes to her father and says "Dad, can I borrow the car?" Dad says "sure, if you suck my dick." "No way," the girl says. "That's what you have to do if you want the car" replies dad. "Ok" the daughter says, and goes down on him. "Eew, you dick tastes like shit" says the girl. "Oh, I forgot" says the father, "your brother borrowed the car."There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #14 May 14, 2009 What do you call an Ethiopian gal with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with cheese. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #15 May 14, 2009 Bob was enjoying the great Bloody Mary that Jill made special for him. until the string clogged the straw. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
