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a. heal quick; that looks painful
b. this will out-do nearly any "how I got that scar" competition :ph34r:

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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For me it's chaps, walker, glasses, depends & earplugs before I pull the start handle.



Amazon, OUCH!!-I did the same thing several years ago-Too bad you're on the wrong coast to get any Uncle Divot's Corn Based Liquid Pain Reliever.
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For me it's chaps, glasses & earplugs before I pull the start handle.



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"It's just a flesh wound!"






:D:D:D


"She is a lumberjack and she's okay...." ;)



DUUUUUDE... when I saw that I even heard it in my head with the right accent...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Thanks for the weell wishes everyone.....

Now if I can just keep this from getting infected... its trobbing like hell now...


OH and Divot dear... yeah that would be a great help... but somehow I dont think htat and dilaudid would be a good idea...

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Scheisse, as the Germans would say.... B|

FFS be careful with that chainsaw woman!!!!
I hope you heal fast..



Funny you should mention Germans...Its a Stihl 034 with
a 30"bar and I just sharpened it too..


I have a slightly smaller Stihl and love it. Haven't used it in a while though.

Damn, makes me feel better after slicing my index finger open through the last two bone sections on a jagged piece of metal. I couldn't stop the bleeding for probably 20 minutes. My wife kept begging me to go to the ER but I hate that place. Takes fucking forever to get in and out. Four butterfly bandages, gauze and tape and I kept it close to my chest the rest of the day yesterday.

Maybe I'll post a pic of it, but you've got me beat big time. :ph34r:

Heal fast and well!
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Scheisse, as the Germans would say.... B|

FFS be careful with that chainsaw woman!!!!
I hope you heal fast..



Funny you should mention Germans...Its a Stihl 034 with
a 30"bar and I just sharpened it too..


I have a slightly smaller Stihl and love it. Haven't used it in a while though.

Damn, makes me feel better after slicing my index finger open through the last two bone sections on a jagged piece of metal. I couldn't stop the bleeding for probably 20 minutes. My wife kept begging me to go to the ER but I hate that place. Takes fucking forever to get in and out. Four butterfly bandages, gauze and tape and I kept it close to my chest the rest of the day yesterday.

Maybe I'll post a pic of it, but you've got me beat big time. :ph34r:

Heal fast and well!



Needless to say... it was a hell of a surprise.... I was instantly in shock... but still had presence to do the basic first aid stuff... it was bleeding pretty bad but it was all just venal flow and no arterial spurting. I guess it was a good thing it was bleeding a lot.. cleans out the wound....and triage was a breeze... got right in to get attention...I guess blood all over gets their attention:P

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DUUUUUDE... when I saw that I even heard it in my head with the right accent...



Chicken!!!B|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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