airtwardo 7 #101 April 30, 2009 Wonder if turtles are easier to get rid of than crabs... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #102 May 1, 2009 You got balls? Mine are attached to this flag!SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaronVonBoll 0 #103 May 1, 2009 Damn I dropped my beer!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #104 May 1, 2009 Coming up next on MythBusters.... Can you really hear someone in freefall? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #105 May 1, 2009 QuoteComing up next on MythBusters.... Can you really hear someone in freefall? Look at all the colors...Aren't the colors so very pretty?...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #106 May 1, 2009 And for the next naughty thread, the pro's and con's of sex swings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #107 May 1, 2009 Quote And for the next naughty thread, the pro's and con's of sex swings! Good topic...What I do after ODF TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #108 May 1, 2009 Of course Im sweet and innocent... just look at the cute lil monkey I hang out with!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #109 May 1, 2009 There is NOOO way that guy has the balls to come talk to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #110 May 1, 2009 There is NOOOO way I have the balls to talk to that girl. I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #111 May 1, 2009 Could someone help me put on this tanning oil please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #112 May 1, 2009 YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's ODF Day 2009!!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #113 May 1, 2009 QuoteYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's ODF Day 2009!!! DD's monkey helped me shave my monkey - now I need this water to wash all icky stuff off!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #114 May 1, 2009 Quote Quote YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's ODF Day 2009!!! DD's monkey helped me shave my monkey - now I need this water to wash all icky stuff off! Pssstttttttt...... they're cans of whipped cream. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #115 May 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's ODF Day 2009!!! DD's monkey helped me shave my monkey - now I need this water to wash all icky stuff off! Pssstttttttt...... they're cans of whipped cream. But you are blonde and you think they are water . . . hence the fun shall begin shortly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #116 May 1, 2009 One can for each boob! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #117 May 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's ODF Day 2009!!! DD's monkey helped me shave my monkey - now I need this water to wash all icky stuff off! Pssstttttttt...... they're cans of whipped cream. But you are blonde and you think they are water . . . hence the fun shall begin shortly. But I'm a fake blonde who is about to go back to my natural dark brown color next week... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crustySCSA69 0 #118 May 1, 2009 she takes one more drink outta that bottle and that blonde chick is gonna totally wanta do me !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #119 May 2, 2009 Don't stick things in holes that say "electric voltage may cause a shock."TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crustySCSA69 0 #120 May 2, 2009 which one is the monkey ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #121 May 2, 2009 Quote which one is the monkey ??? I'm searching for my monkey. I know it is here somewhere, I just know it is....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #122 May 3, 2009 You say pigtails I say handles.....Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #123 May 3, 2009 me me, me me mama ma meme?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #124 May 3, 2009 This is your brain on shrooms...any questions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merino007 0 #125 May 3, 2009 Give me a sec, I'm just making myself confortable.... Everything in excess is bad... except skydiving and sex! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites