ryoder 1,590 #26 April 27, 2009 Quote I can't believe Sunny hasn't been in this thread yet!! I've heard she is on a road trip."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #27 April 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Just make sure it's a spacious front seat. Stick shifts usually get in the way. All you need is a covertable....... I once got road head in a convertable while going over the Mackinac Bridge. Damn near heaven. Unlike the liberals on this forum yours was from a woman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 April 27, 2009 Quote I can't believe Sunny hasn't been in this thread yet!! This whole "real job" thing has drastically cut down on my dzcom time at work. Such is life in the real world. As for roadhead...well there was this one time i decided to make someone's fantasy come true. He got some rh while driving a pickup truck, drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, and shooting street signs with a 9mm. Damn southerne... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #29 April 27, 2009 Pulled over in a church parking lot to get some sleep in my girls pickup. had a hard shell on the back. we closed it and crashed. In the morning we were getting down. After we finished I popped the top and the parking lot was full and people were walking to church. I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #30 April 28, 2009 Power-steering is a must for me. I will not do it if the wheel needs constant driver attention--why am I even down there?! /\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 April 28, 2009 ~and shooting street signs with a 9mm. Southern boyz would be usin' something quite a bit heaver than a 9mm euro-pellet...musta been one of them 'light in loafers' city 'bouys'. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #32 April 28, 2009 Quote Quote and who the fuck voted for no sex, ... Obviously, the married women. This makes no sense to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #33 April 28, 2009 Hey guys, she's serious. Don't believe all the crap you here about getting married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #34 April 28, 2009 Quote I once got road head in a convertable while going over the Mackinac Bridge. Damn near heaven. Sorry, but that just doesn't compare with the Michigan Avenue bridge over the Chicago River at rush hour. ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #35 April 28, 2009 The phrase "cross country" has a special meaning to me. www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #36 April 28, 2009 usually pick up speed near the endOne guy made me stop, because people were staring, I was pissed. He said that it was too much of a distraction in traffic.- Imagine that! Oh well still need 40 hrs a week-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #37 April 29, 2009 I was getting a knob job on a warm evening at a traffic light waiting for it to change. A guy pulls up in the next lane and looks over from his hot -damn wowie Monte Carlo alone on a Saturday night. The windows up Air going and knowing he paid more for his shirt than I did for the whole car I had. I had the girl stop look over at him smile then back down on it . He got mad enough to run the red light not to be associated with someone getting what he wasnt. I would have loved to hear what he would tell a cop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #38 April 30, 2009 Quote Just make sure it's a spacious front seat. Stick shifts usually get in the way. Speed bumps are a bitch too! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 April 30, 2009 Quote Quote Just make sure it's a spacious front seat. Stick shifts usually get in the way. Speed bumps are a bitch too! rrrrrrrrrrr BUMP BUMP "OW GAG!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #40 April 30, 2009 Somewhere between Alabama & New Mexico, during the night, in a 1977 Subaru, with 2 kids asleep in the back seat.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
