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Quoteand runnin' low on steaks
Sorry about the steaks. Especially since she says that the ribeyes are the only decent meat she can get when you're over there.
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Nutz 0
QuoteQuoteand runnin' low on steaks
Sorry about the steaks. Especially since she says that the ribeyes are the only decent meat she can get when you're over there.
Bwahahahaha!!!
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Was there something wrong with your horn?
BillyVance 34
QuoteOh, hell no... that was a great thing you did... much more civilized then I would have been...
Even much more civilized than me! One day while driving out to work on my home street, where the speed limit is 40, which is what I was doing (I only speed on the highways). This jackass in a jeep zooms past me in a no passing zone at what I estimated to be about 70 mph, and then he gets stuck behind the car ahead of me going into a 30 mph zone with twists and turns ahead. I make a bee-line right for his ass and slam on the brakes one second before I would have rammed him.
We get to the end of the road at the US highway and I yelled as loud as I could with all the windows rolled up "YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE!!!!" Well what do ya know? He heard me! Put his jeep in park and clambered out, looked like some gangly punk ass teenager smoking a cigarette. I rolled my window down but didn't get out (never do that people). I heard him say something about me almost slamming his ass. I yelled "I don't care what you do on the highway but that's a neighborhood back there and you don't drive that fast there! What the fuck are you doing?" He says "cuz I'm in a hurry". "Oh really, you're in a hurry? Go ahead, get the fuck out of my sight!" I yelled. He turned back to his jeep, got in and peeled rubber out of there.
I noticed in my rear-view mirror a woman sitting in her car behind me with her eyes as big as saucers. Wonder what she thought was gonna happen?
In Divot's situation, I might have just honked the horn. I have been in that situation before. The one I remember was at a busy intersection in the city where I was on a minor road waiting for the light to change so I could get on the major road. The light does not stay green for long. In front of me was this little old lady who just sat there when the light turned green. About halfway through the green light, I honked the horn to "wake her up". All she did was be startled and look around but still didn't move a fucking inch. Then the light just turned yellow and I said "fuck it" and slammed the gas, going around her and through the intersection before the light became red. What do ya know? I saw her pull out slowly and go through the intersection AFTER the light turned red.
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