DeNReN 0 #1 June 29, 2006 So I'm sitting here emailing out pic's etc and I hear my G/F beeping the horn in the driveway...I walk out and say....thats kinda rude ya know...only to find out that she wanted me to grab something from the trunk.....well...I'm awe struck to open the trunk and see a whole BOX of BACON sitting there Now I remember why I keep her around.....hint to the ladies...wana keep a man happy...bring him a BOX O BACON Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #2 June 29, 2006 So you could say she brings home the bacon in your house?? Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #3 June 29, 2006 You had better take damn good care of her...or I will have to hurt you She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #4 June 29, 2006 QuoteSo you could say she brings home the bacon in your house?? Perhaps, but you might also say he is in... ...hog heaven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #5 June 29, 2006 will she be involved in making bacon ?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #6 June 29, 2006 Quote.....hint to the ladies...wana keep a man happy...bring him a BOX O BACON I hope all the ladies read this!!! Men Love Bacon!!!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 June 29, 2006 meh... I really only eat bacon during tomato season... mmmm.... BLTs with homegrown tomatoes are the bomb... ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #8 June 29, 2006 looked like a heart attack when you opened it!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #9 June 29, 2006 I didnt know there was such thing a "Freaking Heaven" How the hell does one end up there? Can you bring ear plugs?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #10 June 29, 2006 Ok Iam starting to get paranoid....I want to go out for wings with some of the local crew but am nervous about leaving my BACON unattended....I am sure that some one saw me bringing it into the house and are lurking...waiting for me to leave so they can pilfer it.......DAM BACON THIEVES!!!! And if thats not bad enough...the G/F expects to portion it up and freeze it.....I wana cook it all.... mmmmm bacon wrapped wings I think I need help...is there such a thing as Bacon support groups? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #11 June 29, 2006 You can give it to me, I will make sure that no bad person eats it She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #12 June 29, 2006 what does being a bad or good person have to do with it...Its MY BACON...stay away from it you Bacon suductress...... MY BACON bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 June 29, 2006 I will require the GPS location of your house and an airplane, and if someone could lend me a rig it would be appreciated. Denren go out enjoy yourself. Shrimp wraped in bacon is good, so is scallop wraped in bacon.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #14 June 29, 2006 Hey im just trying to save you the heartattackache in the long run my friend! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #15 June 29, 2006 QuoteHey im just trying to save you the heartattackache in the long run my friend! well just be careful if you microwave it....you could still have a heart attack when the plate explodes .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 June 29, 2006 precooked microwaveable bacon rocks!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 June 29, 2006 Damn you all to hell...I want bacon now She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #18 June 29, 2006 Damnit....now I gota go buy scallops Sure jump into my back yard...muhahaha...wear hip wadders...I flooded my back yard to prevent just such a attempt at pilfering my BACON Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #19 June 29, 2006 Quoteprecooked microwaveable bacon rocks! You sick sick (deleted to prevent banning by the Mod's)....Bacon is meant to be fried...with love...not nuked......sick I tell ya SICK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #20 June 29, 2006 http://www.geocities.com/joe_hard17/bacon.htmlBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KindredSpirit 0 #21 June 30, 2006 She didnt cook it for you? What's wrong with her? "Kicking gravity's ass since 2003!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 June 30, 2006 Yum... but my man doesn't eat pork. I do though... Can I come over? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #23 June 30, 2006 NO ...she packaged it up and froze it...but ran outa bags so I had to cook some Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 June 30, 2006 QuoteDamn you all to hell...I want bacon now What sorta sexual favors can I expect in return for some bacon."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #25 June 30, 2006 Oh sure another BACON harlet trying to get to my prise..........wait...WTF am I saying.....How you doing??...my Bacon is your bacon...just dont bring your B/F Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
