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turtlespeed

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I think she needs the extra inch and a half. :D

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Haha, we got a midget stripper for my friends mom's 40th birthday. It took us forever to find one. people kept cursing us out when we called around asking. The guy showed up with a can of natural ice in each hand and was wearing a elephant thong with the trunk in the front. I was litterally on the floor crying from laughing so hard.
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Do ya think the midget would double well as a pinata? ;)

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That's just cruel! But if you put a fast jumpsuit on them I hear they make great space balls.
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Do ya think the midget would double well as a pinata? ;)

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That's just cruel! But if you put a fast jumpsuit on them I hear they make great space balls.


I wouldn't really do it... I know what Turtle was alluding to, and I was pushing back! It would really be a Turtle pinata! :ph34r:

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Do ya think the midget would double well as a pinata? ;)

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That would take forever to get the candy up his/her ass..... :o:o

And who whould eat it when it fell out? ;);)
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Haha, we got a midget stripper for my friends mom's 40th birthday. It took us forever to find one. people kept cursing us out when we called around asking. The guy showed up with a can of natural ice in each hand and was wearing a elephant thong with the trunk in the front. I was litterally on the floor crying from laughing so hard.



AAAH that's the best story I've heard all day!!! :D:D:D
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Do ya think the midget would double well as a pinata? ;)

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That's just cruel! But if you put a fast jumpsuit on them I hear they make great space balls.


I wouldn't really do it... I know what Turtle was alluding to, and I was pushing back! It would really be a Turtle pinata! :ph34r:

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You would have to get over your fear of Texas for that, little one.
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