ntrprnr 0 #1 April 19, 2009 Is the prep work you have to do on Sunday. Just thought I'd share. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #2 April 19, 2009 I'm thinking probably not. I'm thinking waking up and feeling like you've been to prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 April 19, 2009 Hmmm.. Is there anything *good* about it??? Edit to say: apart from the obvious health reasons, of course..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 April 19, 2009 The prep work sucks, yes, but you are doing yourself a great thing by having this done. It's really not that bad. Muah 'n hugs Edit: It will be over before you know it. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 April 19, 2009 Quote Is the prep work you have to do on Sunday. Just thought I'd share. Seriously, the prep is the worst part.. Everything else is easy. Hope it goes well...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #6 April 19, 2009 The only bad thing about it is that its over too quickly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 April 19, 2009 Quote Quote Is the prep work you have to do on Sunday. Just thought I'd share. Seriously, the prep is the worst part.. Everything else is easy. Hope it goes well... So.. what exactly does this prep work entail?? Note: if it's really disgusting, please nevermind!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #8 April 19, 2009 Drink about 100 ounces of Gatorade mixed with about 2 bottles of laxative. Don't leave the house. Entire day._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #9 April 19, 2009 "Doc....Is it in yet?" Avoid that line at all costs....You don't wanna hurt his feelings.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 April 19, 2009 Hmmm.. That doesn't sound too much fun... For your SO!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #11 April 20, 2009 Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Seriously, the prep is the worst of it. About the only suggestion I have is to make sure you have a roll of the SOFTEST paper you can find. Your rear WILL thank you! Enjoy the EPIC farts in recovery! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #12 April 20, 2009 There IS a good side. It was the absolute best nap I have had in years. I never felt, heard or remembered a thing until I woke up under nice warm sheets with a tummy full of bubbles. Braaappp... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 April 20, 2009 Tomorrow will be a breeze compared to today. If the doc puts you under, you won't even know what hit you. Errr...you know what I mean. I was so hungry after mine, I mentioned to the nurse I was craving a greasy hamburger, which is unusual for me but she said is quite common for most people. She said to ease into eating with something light like a turkey sandwich or you'll be right back to where you are today. Just a FYI. Hope you get good news tomorrow! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #14 April 20, 2009 Quote Drink about 100 ounces of Gatorade mixed with about 2 bottles of laxative. Don't leave the house Bathroom. Entire day. Fixed it for ya"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #15 April 20, 2009 Bummer man, hope you got some stuff to read in the bathroom. I agree that the prep was the worst and like skymama, i also craved a cheesburger and my wife got one for me that I maybe got two bites out of before going back to sleep. good luck and I hope that your test are all good. Joewww.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 April 20, 2009 Quote The worst part of getting a colonoscopy on Monday... They'll give you a copy of the video if you ask... ...but your friends will never watch your home movies with you again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,517 #17 April 20, 2009 And the best part is knowing for sure that there's one day when you're not full of shit (that's the rhetorical "you" -- no PA's here ) Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 April 20, 2009 It is not a big deal, I had to have one every year for around six years. I was told the other day I do not need one again until I turn 50! I was always put under for it. It is nice to have the Chief of Clinic as your doctor.That is a three year reprieve! Prep was the worst the first time. That was the worst kind of stuff, you need to drink that while you are actually on the toilet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #19 April 20, 2009 Quote Is the prep work you have to do on Sunday. Just thought I'd share. I sure hope everything comes out OK!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #20 April 20, 2009 Quote And the best part is knowing for sure that there's one day when you're not full of shit (that's the rhetorical "you" -- no PA's here ) Wendy P. I had four of them in a six month period last year. My doc told me he could tell me unequivically (sp) that I am a PERFECT ASSHOLE!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #21 April 20, 2009 The worst part is for those that cheat and don't take all of their meds, so the doctor sees "mud" and can't visualize all of the colon... and for that , they get to do it all over again in next few days Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 April 20, 2009 I hated not eating, and the prep wasn't great either. I don't remember more than 15 seconds of the procedure. What the hell, I have a clean bill of health for the next ten years.There's much worse things in this world than having great preventative health care. Suck it up, buttercup. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 April 20, 2009 What the hell, I have a clean bill of health for the next ten years. When ya get the results back what does it say...~yer a 'perfect' asshole? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 April 20, 2009 Actually, I think the parting of the butt cheeks is the worst part. "Dammit. This is gonna happen." "Hey, you may enjoy this." "Dude. That is totally inappropriate." "But it's what you're thinking." "Shut up voice in my head. You are wrong." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #25 April 20, 2009 Plus if you have a lot of comedians for friends -they have a tendency to make you the 'butt" of their jokes. All jokes aside it is a good test to have and the peace of mind is worth it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
