hcsvader 1 #26 April 20, 2009 You can get a doctors note telling your wife that your head is not up your ass Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #27 April 20, 2009 No video, then it didn't happen ! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave1960 0 #28 April 20, 2009 One word - Versed! Best nap you'll ever have and it stays with you half the day. almost worth the prep work. almost. I've had a few scopes and I'm about 18 months overdue on my next one. Guess I'd better get my Ass in gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #29 April 20, 2009 I agree about the nap part. After my colonoscopy I had my best nap since kindergarten. For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #30 April 20, 2009 The best bart is that intense but all to short high you get right after they pump the drugs in your arm just before you drift off to...........wherever. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #31 April 20, 2009 Quote Is the prep work you have to do on Sunday. Just thought I'd share. I was gonna guess the colonoscopy part.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #32 April 20, 2009 Quote What the hell, I have a clean bill of health for the next ten years. When ya get the results back what does it say...~yer a 'perfect' asshole? Me a perfect asshole? Absolutely! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #33 April 20, 2009 I used to feel the same way....but after a dozen or so procedures, I look forward to drinking the gallon jug of Colite. StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #34 April 20, 2009 Quote The best bart is that intense but all to short high you get right after they pump the drugs in your arm just before you drift off to...........wherever. Ding ding ding...!!!!! We have a winna'!!!!! I looked up at the anesthesiologist after he hit me & smiled & said, "I like this." The very next thing I remember is letting out the largest, longest, loudest, most satisfying fart of my entire life! Oh, my results: Removed one small polyp that turned out to be benign.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #35 April 20, 2009 All well. Propofol for the WIN! Best line: "Yeah, you were really clean, we were able to get all the way into your small intestine!" Lovely. But as far as I can tell, I'm healthy and don't need another one for several years. Woot! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #36 April 20, 2009 "...Moon river ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪. Hey Doc, you using the whole hand there" I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 April 20, 2009 Quote "...Moon river ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪. Hey Doc, you using the whole hand there" Classic Chevy Chase quote, eh? It's been a while... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #38 April 20, 2009 Weird, the "musical note" did not appear. By hitting alt+13, or alt+14 you get different notes. Go figure. [shrug] I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
