d_squared431 0 #1 April 14, 2009 Fixing things, lifting heavy items, opening the unopenable jars, and sex!! Other than that what are they good for? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 April 14, 2009 That just about covers it, so when do you want to enlist my servicesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 April 14, 2009 Quote That just about covers it, so when do you want to enlist my services When are you coming this way?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 April 14, 2009 I love talking to them and listening to their views on things.... I love having guy friends so much!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 April 14, 2009 Most of them are pretty good with a grill. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 April 14, 2009 Cooking and massages if you find the right one.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 April 14, 2009 Quote Cooking and massages if you find the right one. I have a massage chair and I can cook really well....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 April 14, 2009 Right you are. Nothing better than a nice juicy steak grilled medium-rare. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #9 April 14, 2009 The fuckery continues, eh? Well, it can continue on without me for a while as it's Tuesday & as such it's garbage day. So, even though it's cold, raining, & wet I must do my duty, load my truck, make the drive, then unload the truck.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 April 14, 2009 Quote Right you are. Nothing better than a nice juicy steak grilled medium-rare. mmm cow. Charred rare with a garlic spread please. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 April 14, 2009 I find the topic of this thread to be sexist and demeaning - cut it out, it's not like we'd ............. um oh yeah, s'pose we would (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #12 April 14, 2009 Killing spiders... Getting lost and not asking for directions.... Watching a war movie and espn at the same time..... Snoring during the opera.... Arguing sports trivia for hours.... Not noticing your new hair/makeup/dress.... Hmm, we look pretty handy!!! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #13 April 14, 2009 ....my amusement *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #14 April 14, 2009 Music - Sadly Most of all the great bands are guys. Comedy - Most of the great standup comics are guys Inventing stupid ways to hurt themselves for money...or beer...or sex.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 April 14, 2009 Would some Mod, please move this to the girlie zone? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #16 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote Cooking and massages if you find the right one. I have a massage chair and I can cook really well.... I'm absolutely positive the chair does not do a better job than I would. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 April 14, 2009 Quote ....my amusement Great answer!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 April 14, 2009 A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs Foot Massages Grilling Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!!OH.. And You like us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #19 April 14, 2009 Quote A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs Foot Massages Grilling Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!!OH.. And You like us. Look at you, you just turned my "What are men good for thread" into a bring me a sammich and beer thread...Now that takes talent...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #20 April 14, 2009 Discerning which movies look good, and which are the stupid ones you should see with your friends instead. Alerting you in case you were unaware that your sister, best friend or mother is actually a spiteful b*tch. Stimulating the economy (EG: Giving women a reason to purchase hole-less underwear, EPT sticks, and personal trimmers.)OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #21 April 14, 2009 Backrubs, REALLY good cooking & generally not being as bitchy as your girlfriends A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 April 14, 2009 Patience Calming the PMS monster Cooking Massages g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #23 April 14, 2009 A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs I can get one at the spa! Foot Massages Standard with any pedicure! Grilling Doesn't take a genius to be able to grill well! Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) "When the mood strikes us" is not reason enough to keep a man around! Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) If a girl has a big ass, her ass is gonna look big, regardless of the pants! If she has to ask, its because she already knows it, or is just digging for a compliment! Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) I'm 5'11".... Dont usually have that problem! You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We can do that without having to be attached to one of you! We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. LMAO... Okay, now I see how you can be entertaining! An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. Sometimes women think too much?? BWAHAHA! Hey, getthefuckoverit!! And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!!and whats in it for me?? OH.. And You like us.Prove it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #24 April 14, 2009 Quote A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs I can get one at the spa! Foot Massages Standard with any pedicure! Grilling Doesn't take a genius to be able to grill well! Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) "When the mood strikes us" is not reason enough to keep a man around! Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) If a girl has a big ass, her ass is gonna look big, regardless of the pants! If she has to ask, its because she already knows it, or is just digging for a compliment! Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) I'm 5'11".... Dont usually have that problem! You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We can do that without having to be attached to one of you! We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. LMAO... Okay, now I see how you can be entertaining! An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. Sometimes women think too much?? BWAHAHA! Hey, getthefuckoverit!! And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!!and whats in it for me?? OH.. And You like us.Prove it! Take that men!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #25 April 14, 2009 Quote Look at you, you just turned my "What are men good for thread" into a bring me a sammich and beer thread...Laugh Now that takes talent.. That's funny! One our dear friends "loves to cook for the boys" (her words). We love it too. I don't get to partake very often due to distance but I sure lucked out Easter Sunday. My job that day. "Cut all that stuff and put all that stuff in that big pot. *done* Now go away" My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
