eeneR 3 #51 April 14, 2009 Quote Fixing things, lifting heavy items, opening the unopenable jars, and sex!! Other than that what are they good for? There fixed that.... I can fix most things, I can lift most things and I can open most things...so for me they are just sex...oh and something warm to snuggle with She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #52 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote Fixing things, lifting heavy items, opening the unopenable jars, and sex!! Other than that what are they good for? There fixed that.... I can fix most things, I can lift most things and I can open most things...so for me they are just sex...oh and something warm to snuggle with If you can find one willing to snuggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #53 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote Fixing things, lifting heavy items, opening the unopenable jars, and sex!! Other than that what are they good for? There fixed that.... I can fix most things, I can lift most things and I can open most things...so for me they are just sex...oh and something warm to snuggle with I originally had fixing things and sex but thought I would have to add a few more to the list so the men wouldnt get to upset.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #54 April 14, 2009 Quote Now, I’m a Persian guy….so we know how to cook, how to clean, how to dress well, how to dance and write poetry. We are catnip to you ladies, so it’s not so much….why do you need us…..rather….would you want to live without us? Not catnip to me. Give me a Spanish guy any day. YUM!! And I think a lot of men, not just your heritage, can do all of the things you cite. Quote After all, who will write you poetic emails declaring; how we would lick your inner thighs as if they were made of sugar, how we would caress your neck so as to inhale the essence of your soul and to smell the jasmine perfume of your chest and to look you deep into your eyes while holding you close so as to savor your beauty before we kiss you? I don't go for all of that so-called romantic crap. Quote Week at the knees? A bit flushed? Feeling better about your day? Your welcome…..that’s what we guys do. I feel this way after I leave the gym. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #55 April 14, 2009 QuoteTo keep you girls from killing each other! . Since you replied to my post, was that directed at me? If it was, shall I post a picture to show you know why I think it's funny?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #56 April 14, 2009 Quote A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs I can get one at the spa! And they charge extra for Happy ending. Foot Massages Standard with any pedicure! If you think that foot massage is adequate, You really do need a Man Grilling Doesn't take a genius to be able to grill well! No it does not, Some women can do it too Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) "When the mood strikes us" is not reason enough to keep a man around! Keep us around?? What on eath m,akes you think we want to stay around?? COOK, DRINK, EAT, FUCK, Go Home. Every guys perfect Night Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) If a girl has a big ass, her ass is gonna look big, regardless of the pants! If she has to ask, its because she already knows it, or is just digging for a compliment! You keep telling yourself that. Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) I'm 5'11".... Dont usually have that problem! Most.. Notice I said Most You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We can do that without having to be attached to one of you! Again with the attached thing.. Attachment is against our nature We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. LMAO... Okay, now I see how you can be entertaining! An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. Sometimes women think too much?? BWAHAHA! Hey, getthefuckoverit!! clearly there are exceptions, you are correct. Not all women think And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!! and whats in it for me?? If the sammich is good enough and the beer is cold enough, we can talk about that OH.. And You like us. Prove it! You're so much fun! 1. I would never pay for a happy ending.... I can get laid whenever I want to! 2. My pedicurist gives AMAZING foot massages! And it would take A LOT more than a foot massage to convince me that I need a man! 3. I am a good griller 4. Cook, drink, eat, fuck, go home.... I'm no guy, but that DOES sound like a perfect night! 5. "You keep telling yourself that." was the best you could come up with??? Im disappointed! 6. You did say most! I, however, am not most! 7. Attachment is against my nature too.... Its the reason I cant come up with any other valid things that men are good for! 8. Not all women HAVE TO think! We are generally pretty observant creatures! 9. Don't threaten me with a good time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #57 April 14, 2009 Yea, lets not have the guys get their panties in a wad around here I have to figure out what to do with my trainer, he has decided he is going to tell everyone at the gym that I am stronger then the average girl. Though flattering I have to seek some sort of fun revenge. Any ideas? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #58 April 14, 2009 Quote Yea, lets not have the guys get their panties in a wad around here I have to figure out what to do with my trainer, he has decided he is going to tell everyone at the gym that I am stronger then the average girl. Though flattering I have to seek some sort of fun revenge. Any ideas? plastic look-alike barbells? Load them up, do a bunch of bench presses, then sit up and toss the bar at him. See if he flinches. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #59 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote This cougar can't hunt? Finding a guy who wants sex is easy, finding a guy who just wants to give backrubs is a whole other issue. That is easy: Gay Masseur "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 April 14, 2009 Quote Yea, lets not have the guys get their panties in a wad around here I have to figure out what to do with my trainer, he has decided he is going to tell everyone at the gym that I am stronger then the average girl. Though flattering I have to seek some sort of fun revenge. Any ideas? You know the blowjob suggestions are going to start!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #61 April 14, 2009 Quote Yea, lets not have the guys get their panties in a wad around here I have to figure out what to do with my trainer, he has decided he is going to tell everyone at the gym that I am stronger then the average girl. Though flattering I have to seek some sort of fun revenge. Any ideas? Many, but that will take even more training and you must travel to my area for the 3 month course. Oh and ... Hi eeneR~!!!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #62 April 14, 2009 Excellent Idea, except he is a little too sharp and would notice me not using the stuff at the gym. He has been training there for a good few years.... I don't want to get him in trouble either. I probably should stop hijacking deedee's thread and start my own LOLShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #63 April 14, 2009 Quote Excellent Idea, except he is a little too sharp and would notice me not using the stuff at the gym. He has been training there for a good few years.... I don't want to get him in trouble either. I probably should stop hijacking deedee's thread and start my own LOL Pfft... this is the Bonfire, we're always hijacking everyone's threads... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #64 April 14, 2009 Quote Excellent Idea, except he is a little too sharp and would notice me not using the stuff at the gym. He has been training there for a good few years.... I don't want to get him in trouble either. I probably should stop hijacking deedee's thread and start my own LOL help your self in hijacking.....it is okay....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #65 April 14, 2009 Quote Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) I'm 5'11".... Dont usually have that problem! Touche'. That's why in the case of women like you, I let them reach the high stuff. I take care of the lower spots they have trouble reaching.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #66 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote Now, I’m a Persian guy….so we know how to cook, how to clean, how to dress well, how to dance and write poetry. We are catnip to you ladies, so it’s not so much….why do you need us…..rather….would you want to live without us? Not catnip to me. Give me a Spanish guy any day. YUM!! And I think a lot of men, not just your heritage, can do all of the things you cite. Quote After all, who will write you poetic emails declaring; how we would lick your inner thighs as if they were made of sugar, how we would caress your neck so as to inhale the essence of your soul and to smell the jasmine perfume of your chest and to look you deep into your eyes while holding you close so as to savor your beauty before we kiss you? I don't go for all of that so-called romantic crap. Quote Week at the knees? A bit flushed? Feeling better about your day? Your welcome…..that’s what we guys do. I feel this way after I leave the gym. That's ok, plenty of fish in the sea.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #67 April 14, 2009 Men are only good for.... interesting topic. So I googled "what are men good for?" and found something quite interesting: American Psychological Association, Invited Address, 2007 Is There Anything Good About Men? Roy F. Baumeister Yes, it's a bit of a long read, but it is interesting!! -ya know... I was going to edit this for using the word interesting too much, but .... maybe men are THAT interesting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #68 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote Yea, lets not have the guys get their panties in a wad around here I have to figure out what to do with my trainer, he has decided he is going to tell everyone at the gym that I am stronger then the average girl. Though flattering I have to seek some sort of fun revenge. Any ideas? Many, but that will take even more training and you must travel to my area for the 3 month course. Oh and ... Hi eeneR~!!! So tell me about this 3 month course? heehee Hi Hookitt! The trainer is a riot to work with, which makes it all the more fun. He is doing a great job of kicking my ass, but now has decided to give me shit. Must get revenge.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #69 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote ....my amusement Great answer!! I do think that the right man for me is good for: a ton of laughs, brightening my day if something goes wrong at work, a sensual back massage, protection, keeping me in line at times, handy projects, scratching that itch on your back that you just can't reach.... and turning me on simply by a little devilish grin. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #70 April 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ....my amusement Great answer!! I do think that the right man for me is good for: a ton of laughs, brightening my day if something goes wrong at work, a sensual back massage, protection, keeping me in line at times, handy projects, scratching that itch on your back that you just can't reach.... and turning me on simply by a little devilish grin. Actually along those lines...I can add one thing a guy is good for. Having my back when I need back up! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #71 April 14, 2009 Quote 6. You did say most! I, however, am not most! you do realize not everything is about you right? That being said... -I can't fix shit but I can break the fuck out of it! -I can lift heavy shit but don't expect any sex for a few days thanks to an injured back. -Opening jars? Bah...slap the bottom really hard or bang (lightly) the lid on a hardsurface a few times...viola! -I don't kill bugs but I will relocate them! -Sex...well there is that. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #72 April 14, 2009 Quote you do realize not everything is about you right? That being said... -I can't fix shit but I can break the fuck out of it! -I can lift heavy shit but don't expect any sex for a few days thanks to an injured back. -Opening jars? Bah...slap the bottom really hard or bang (lightly) the lid on a hardsurface a few times...viola! -I don't kill bugs but I will relocate them! -Sex...well there is that. And yes, I do realize that not everything is about me! Thanks, however, for pointing it out just in case I didnt know! Who would've thought I'd need a man to state the obvious!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #73 April 14, 2009 oh getthefuckoveryourself...not every guy wants to bang you. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #74 April 14, 2009 Quote oh getthefuckoveryourself...not every guy wants to bang you. I thank my lucky stars for that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #75 April 14, 2009 If the avatar pic is accurate and not really outdated or photoshopped.. MOST guys would probably hit it if given the chance.. The question is how much bullshit would they put up with before they did or just said Fuck it, it aint worth it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
