virgin-burner 1 #1 April 13, 2009 yea, you guessed right, i'm waaaaaaaaaaay over 200 officiially logged jumps now!! you bitches that dont have that yet, rest assured, i'm doing all the COOOOOL shit now, too! u can easily recognize me on the dz, i'm the dude with the cocky atitude, i'm the guy that has banged all the hot skychicks, i'm the one with the biggest wingsuit on place, the most extreme jumpsuit, the nicest collection of stickers on his helmet, and yea, i'm the one that has all the answers to those questions u've never dared to ask.. oh, and by coincidence, its my 5000th post too! now, just tell me, who's your daddy, bitch, who's your daddy!?!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 April 13, 2009 So, after all that thought and bollocks... that was your 5000th post - fucking wasterHow y'doing lad? Have a good weekend? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 April 13, 2009 You're such a dork. Congrats on your 200th. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 April 13, 2009 VB you are WAY too hot for me...."Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 April 13, 2009 weeeeeell, its pretty sickening, isnt it? i now have another 5000 posts to think about something extrordinaly outrageous to post about.. i was just so fucking happy, i couldnt resist! weekend was ARRRRRR-SUUUUUUUUUMM!!! visited a new dz friday, for one jump after like 3hrs of waiting, then managed to get on another load, which i've pulled myself off after the winds picked up badly and drank beers for safety instead, saturday a wingie-jump at *my* dz, then had to head home for a family-thing, bottlefed my godchild and got her dressed in her pj's, sunday, i've rested and drank more beer.. today i got in another 4 jumps, all tracking-dives.. and hit 201-FUCKING-JUMPS in less than two years! tomorrow i'll go sign my new work-contract, and should start there this week or week after.. after getting my car back last week, i believe life cant get any better.. well, except for the hot skychick-thingy, but u know anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #6 April 13, 2009 Well done, BUT.. no pics or video, no proof A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 April 13, 2009 Quote You're such a dork. Congrats on your 200th. is it me, or do i hear this dork-comment way TOO often!? thanks hun! edited to add: who would of thought i'd survive that anyway, but no worries.. tomorrow i'll be picking up that fox 260.. yea, i'm upsizing!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 April 13, 2009 Quote VB you are WAY too hot for me.... u're married anyway.. but you guys might be into the kinky stuff, maybe we should hook up anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 April 13, 2009 Quote Well done, BUT.. no pics or video, no proof well, no pieing, either.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #10 April 13, 2009 Are you trying to coin a new label? What's a jump jockey? Oh and congratulations on the 200 jumps and the fabricated rest of the story My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 April 13, 2009 Hey - good luck with the new jobStop with the orsome-yanks-speek you twat. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 April 13, 2009 Quote Are you trying to coin a new label? What's a jump jockey? Oh and congratulations on the 200 jumps and the fabricated rest of the story well, u get the 100-jump-wonders, and there are the 200-jump-jockeys.. thanks! i was thinking hard of what do do for my 5000th post, and after today, yea, i think i'm pretty good at making up shit, so what the heck.. graphic shit for the 10'000th then, uh well, stil time to swallow all those cock-enhancing pills to please the ladies.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 April 13, 2009 Quote Hey - good luck with the new jobStop with the orsome-yanks-speek you twat. i just did that for you, honey.. oh, and ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE, GODDAMMIT!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #14 April 13, 2009 If you already know all the answers, why you asking who my daddy is?? Congrats on the 200th! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 April 13, 2009 Quote If you already know all the answers, why you asking who my daddy is?? Congrats on the 200th! i'm only asking in case YOU didnt know.. thanks! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #16 April 13, 2009 Congrats on your 200. Now ride that wave all the way in. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 April 13, 2009 Quote Congrats on your 200. Now ride that wave all the way in. BP thanks michael! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #18 April 13, 2009 25 post per jump on average.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 April 13, 2009 Quote 25 post per jump on average. one day, when you're as awesome as me, got uber-skillz, u'll manage to squeeze those posts in during back-to-back loads, maybe, even in freefall, or on the plane.. but, rest assured, it takes a whole set of skills to reach this state of skygodness! u might be hurt or die in the process, so think about it well, assess your skills accurately, or it might be your end. its not about trying, its about doing and succeding in the first place! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #20 April 13, 2009 Congrats, dude! Now that you hit 200, it's time to downsize to a Velo 75, that way you will be the cool guy with the smallest rig, too! Seriously though, good stuff. Keep on rockin'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #21 April 13, 2009 Quote Congrats, dude! Now that you hit 200, it's time to downsize to a Velo 75, that way you will be the cool guy with the smallest rig, too! Seriously though, good stuff. Keep on rockin'. i'm actually picking up a fox 260 tomorrow.. but the rig is gonna be small anyway, only one chute in there.. thanks mate! after not having reached 100 jumps in my first year last year, i'm quite happy to have reached 200 the following one.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #22 April 13, 2009 Quote You're such a dork. Tehehehehe....like Lisa said..."you're such a DORK!!!" 200th....Congrat V-B!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 April 13, 2009 Quote Quote You're such a dork. Tehehehehe....like Lisa said..."you're such a DORK!!!" 200th....Congrat V-B! luvs u 2! thanks! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #24 April 13, 2009 Thats awesome! Now when the ladies ask how many jumps you have you can say "hundreds". Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 April 13, 2009 Quote Thats awesome! Now when the ladies ask how many jumps you have you can say "hundreds". thanks for the suggestion, thats gonna look really good in the books.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
