What do you have in your fridge/freezer/cabinets that you would have eaten off of you or you would eat off of your SO or night time guest right now?

[iluvtofly 0]

And how would you use these items?

First submission comes from the person who suggested this thread idea.

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Me, well I have tons of goodies such as frosting,ice cream,whip cream, cool whip, all kinds of syrups, thin mints, puddings, yogarts, strawberries, and ice cubes...there are a few other items as well

[JohnMitchell 16]

I'd eat anything off Vskydiver.

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

You really seem to be a whole lot happier now that you aren't in Pennsylvania anymore.

You have gotten a lot more positive in the threads that you start.

Sorry for the interuption, but I had to comment.

Ok, back to the fuckery

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[iluvtofly 0]

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You really seem to be a whole lot happier now that you aren't in Pennsylvania anymore.

You have gotten a lot more positive in the threads that you start.

Sorry for the interuption, but I had to comment.

Ok, back to the fuckery

Thank you.

[LisaH 0]

Why is it always sweet stuff?? Break out the hot sauce.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[d_squared431 0]

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Why is it always sweet stuff?? Break out the hot sauce.

Ya, but if that hot sauce got in the wrong spot that would not feel to good..!!

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
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[LisaH 0]

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Why is it always sweet stuff?? Break out the hot sauce.

Ya, but if that hot sauce got in the wrong spot that would not feel to good..!!

Wanna bet?

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[SkyBastard 0]

nothing beats a bit of british mustard

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[d_squared431 0]

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Why is it always sweet stuff?? Break out the hot sauce.

Ya, but if that hot sauce got in the wrong spot that would not feel to good..!!

Wanna bet?

I don't know if I should bet you or not....[Laugh]

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[truckerjean 0]

A frozen hotdog bun and horseradish and guleden's mustard.
well...it's true...

can I borrow a jump ticket real quick?

[gonzalesna 0]

seeing as how I usually eat at the chowhall and have damn near nothing here, here are my only options:

frozen steaks
canned corn
tuna
pistachios
chili
instant oatmeal

So, who's hungry?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[dzdiva 7]

Canned corn and instant oatmeal could be do-able.

Not sure about the rest!

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[gonzalesna 0]

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Canned corn and instant oatmeal could be do-able.

Not sure about the rest!

You mean to tell me chili doesn't turn you on???

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[dzdiva 7]

Chili could have not so pleasant repercussions.

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[skydiverbry 0]

Bananas,use your imagination!
Wait on second thought,don't use your imagination

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[gonzalesna 0]

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Chili could have not so pleasant repercussions.

Depends on if a lighter is handy. Could be a creative way to light some candles for a romantic moment.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[dzdiva 7]

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Chili could have not so pleasant repercussions.

Depends on if a lighter is handy. Could be a creative way to light some candles for a romantic moment.

ROFLMAO!! Now there's a visual!!

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[gonzalesna 0]

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Chili could have not so pleasant repercussions.

Depends on if a lighter is handy. Could be a creative way to light some candles for a romantic moment.

ROFLMAO!! Now there's a visual!!

Just don't look too close or you might singe your eyebrows.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[dzdiva 7]

Thanks!! Now I have to clean coffee off my monitor!

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[gonzalesna 0]

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Thanks!! Now I have to clean coffee off my monitor!

Were you testing to see if coffee is suitable for sensual moments?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.