Gawain 0 #1 April 9, 2009 First I must set the premise. In the funny attachment below, is the premise. After showing that picture to my wife some time ago, we started joking over dinner (she's a really, really, really, good cook) how "good" dinner was by smiling and saying "nom, nom, nom!" So, she knows I'm digging it if I smile at her and with a full mouth and say, "nom nom nom!" So, Ayako, my wife, has been holding off on a hair-cut for a few months so she can donate her hair to Locks of Love, an organization that makes hair pieces for kids suffering hair loss for a variety of reasons. The before and after picture is also attached. Now, she doesn't need to go to a super fancy salon, for this. We go to Super Wal-Mart. We live in Western Kentucky mind you. Now when we show up at the in-house hair cutting place, we see one lady at work on a gentleman, and another, slightly larger...er...more than slightly larger woman who is eating lunch. Some kind of food out of a wrapper, likely from the in-house McDonald's on the other end of the store. She walks up, mouth chewing away on what-ever huge bite she took say, "Hair cut?" My wife replies, "Yes please." Covering mouth, trying to chew to reply, she pauses. My wife interjects, "Nom nom nom." I turn red and try not to laugh in the girl's face. I ask later, "Why did you do that?" Ayako, "I wanted her to eat more." Reasoning that it seemed like she was enjoying her lunch. I'm laughing my ass off at this point... Anyway, enjoy the "wedding cake" and the before and after shots of the missus giving up her hair...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #2 April 9, 2009 NOM NOM! Funny stuff dude. Hope to see ya soon. sorry to say. we lost lumpy. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #3 April 9, 2009 I was expecting Bald Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #4 April 9, 2009 Did Big Love even check-up on eating after she did that. Funny as hell!!I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhrmustang 0 #5 April 9, 2009 Good for your wife. That is an excellent charitable organization.The strong can always afford to be gentle, It is only the weak who need to "give as good as they get." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites