guppie01 0 #701 November 30, 2006 Quote It best be COLD and Open when you hand it too me!! You're such a pussy, you'll be buying me beers next Friday!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #702 November 30, 2006 Quote You're such a pussy, you'll be buying me beers next Friday!!!! Not after that comment I wont. Gonna have to lay a little smack down on the mouthy midget is what I think is on the menu right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #703 November 30, 2006 Quote Quote You're such a pussy, you'll be buying me beers next Friday!!!! Not after that comment I wont. Gonna have to lay a little smack down on the mouthy midget is what I think is on the menu right now. A lil ass to face action???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #704 November 30, 2006 Quote I like making my men do all my cooking. I got news for you girl... If they are letting you "make" them do anything, it isnt a MAN you are dealing with!! Now cooking for your girl cause she been servicing you well lately is perfectly acceptable.. However, Cooking for her cause she MADE you do it.. Well Now that is Pussified. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #705 November 30, 2006 Quote I like making my men do all my cooking. I'll heat ya up bay-bee... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #706 November 30, 2006 Quote A lil ass to face action???? Thats good for a couple beers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #707 November 30, 2006 Quote I'll show you beer next Friday BUB!!!! OMG! Jay made her say "BUB"! You better cool it Jay, before she calls you "MISTER"!! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #708 November 30, 2006 Quote I'm scared to tell you to leave. I've seen your gun. It's ok .... I'll just hang back and be "one of the guys"... no one will notice me... And it's ok to admit that you have *ahem* rifle envy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #709 November 30, 2006 Quote It's ok .... I'll just hang back and be "one of the guys"... no one will notice me... Sure, riiiiight. Quote And it's ok to admit that you have *ahem* rifle envy... It's not envy, I just don't want to get lead poisoning for saying something stupid, which I seem to do alot. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #710 November 30, 2006 Quote Quote All 5 of my penises would slap your lone vagina into logical submission, so there you have it! Omg, omg...bwahahaaa!!! Noooo Nicky, there are six or seven, not five! Now, THAT was funny, Nicky. (Bethany, I'll have to call and tell you about the 6 or 7 nightmare. You'll die laughing! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #711 November 30, 2006 I have eight. I am Octo-penis! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #712 December 15, 2006 Here's a question for the men's forum: Everyone knows that when we get old everything starts to sag. So does that mean that old men's balls hang super low? Because by the time I'm old, I'm not sure if my knees will be able to take the punishment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #713 January 25, 2007 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #714 January 25, 2007 have you seen jackass 2???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #715 January 25, 2007 Quote Here's a question for the men's forum: Everyone knows that when we get old everything starts to sag. So does that mean that old men's balls hang super low? Because by the time I'm old, I'm not sure if my knees will be able to take the punishment. So, just stop getting on them so much. Or just use knee pads. Old Balls . . . to each their own, I guess.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #716 February 20, 2007 Check out the Women's Forum guys... There's porn in there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #717 February 20, 2007 Where ?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kungen 0 #718 March 12, 2007 When im i considerd a man. I'm only 16.. but i skydive. Just keep fallin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #719 March 7, 2008 Bump. Here's some more. Have a great weekend everybody! Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #720 March 9, 2008 Quote Here's some more Some more what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #721 June 19, 2008 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #722 June 19, 2008 Quote Check out the Women's Forum guys... There's porn in there There's Porn on the Internet!!!????!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #723 June 19, 2008 Quote Quote Check out the Women's Forum guys... There's porn in there There's Porn on the Internet!!!????!!! I don't believe you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #724 July 31, 2008 ALERT:Someone mentioned "men only forum" and "Boobies" in the same post! I've read it, it's there somewhere... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #725 April 8, 2009 Bump for tuna helper salad shooterDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites