I'm starting the "Men Only" forum...

[Ashtanga 0]

Frenchy...I don't think you should let women in the "Men Only" forum anymore.

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Well, that's just great. You hear that, Frenchy? Bears. Now you're putting the whole "Men Only" forum in jeopardy.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

You are a smelly pirate hooker

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Spizzzarko 0]

menstruation



Isn't that one of the most repulsive words in the english language?

[Frenchy68 0]

There's a MEN ONLY FORUM boogie coming up...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

youve just confirmed your sexual status

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Frenchy68 0]

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youve just confirmed your sexual status

I guess you were the only one who had any doubts about it!
Be at the Boogie, or else...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

ummm thought it was men only? Do I need to fill out a application? I dont wanna have to fill one out?

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Frenchy68 0]

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Do I need to fill out a application?

Might as well. Use Grue's thread as a template.
Party on...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Basic Questions

1. Name Whatever you want it to be
2. Age:_28_ (This better be a two digit number)
3. Gender: F


About You

4. Hair colour, and length:_____Reddish medium_____________
5. Eye colour, and number:______2 green____________
6. Height:___5'12'' __
7. Tattoos? Yes/No If yes, describe:_____yes , _____________
8. Piercings, besides ears? Yes/No If yes, describe:___no________
9. Are you missing any of the following: Teeth; sex drive; sense of humour ? No Yes No
10. Do you have any of the following: Murder, assault, wang abuse conviction; Over-protective, violent (ex-)boyfriend/husband/girlfriend (that's kinda hot..); blood fetish. ? Have a current BF , does he count?


Experience

11. How many jumps do you have? _______30___________
12. What licence do you hold? A
13. Will you laugh at the small size of my... logbook? Yes If yes, keep in mind that's not a metaphor. Still yes? Yes
14. Will you mock me for being less skilled and/or experienced than you? This doesn't just mean in the air: Yes

The Nitty Gritty

15. Got a problem with staying in a bunkhouse? No Tent? No
16. On a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest level, please rate your kinkyness: __5?__
17. Do you snore, drool, kick, or pee in your sleep? Nope but apperently I have complete conversations where I inform Clay of things that are none of his business
18. Are you a screamer? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious: __I dont know __


Short answer

19. Why do you think you are qualified to be at the mens only boogie? Nothing better to do , and I have a roll of quarters

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[skylord 1]

Numero Uno,

I agree, and I suggest you allow me to screen the dive vixens who want to attend. Your time is too valuable.....

Dos

Bob Marks

"-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

[Frenchy68 0]

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Numero Uno,

I agree, and I suggest you allow me to screen the dive vixens who want to attend. Your time is too valuable.....

Dos

Granted, Numero Deux!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[JUDYJ 0]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,

what makes you think SKYLORD knows how to screen anything??

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[Frenchy68 0]

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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,

what makes you think SKYLORD knows how to screen anything??

I know he does!And should he fail, feel free to PM me!How 'ya' doin'?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[JUDYJ 0]

Thanks for asking, I'm doing OK..

SKylord can't even get his puter up and running...MMMM how will he be able to s-c-r-e-e-n???

This should be entertaining for sure!! Maybe it needs it's own thread>>>

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[skylord 1]

Let us make it clear that my temporary main computer problem is the only thing I'm having trouble getting up. Judy, submit your application to me for the Man Boogie, and I will evaluate it! My laptop is working overtime, as it has for quite sometime now.

Hugs!

Skylord

Bob Marks

"-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

[JUDYJ 0]

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submit your application

would this be the same one GRUE is using to evaluate potentional so's for the Holiday Boogie?

Guys aren't too original are ya'??

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[Frenchy68 0]

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submit your application

would this be the same one GRUE is using to evaluate potentional so's for the Holiday Boogie?

Guys aren't too original are ya'??

Gals don't pay no attention 'da much don't they?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Whod even wanna go to a all male boogie, everyone knows there is NO fun unless chicks come , sooo you guys should be begging for women to show up

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[JUDYJ 0]

GUess that would be a YES!!

Maybe you could just have GRUE send you his leftovers??

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[Frenchy68 0]

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GUess that would be a YES!!

Maybe you could just have GRUE send you his leftovers??

I would be flattered to have Grue's leftovers.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[swedishcelt 0]

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submit your application

would this be the same one GRUE is using to evaluate potentional so's for the Holiday Boogie?
Guys aren't too original are ya'??

[freeflir29 0]

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Nope but apperently I have complete conversations where I inform Clay of things that are none of his business

Hehehehehee................I definitely have a new hobby.

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Nope but apperently I have complete conversations where I inform Clay of things that are none of his business
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Hehehehehee................I definitely have a new hobby.

DETAiLS!

actually this should be its own thread. I used to have a GF who would say really bizarre things in her sleep...something out of a dream she was having. it was very entertaining!

Speed Racer
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[lisamariewillbe 1]

dont encourage him to share...sometimes I yelled at him ....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Bolas 5]

I made a sign we can put up for this forum:

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.