BillyVance 34 #26 April 4, 2009 Quote The worst pain I experienced was when a half-grown kitten crept into the room in the middle of activities, jumped on my back, then sunk it's claws into my ribcage to keep from falling off. If you were given a choice between the kitten clawing your back or taking a good swipe at your swinging balls, which would you choose? [Sly]"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #27 April 4, 2009 Quote Quote The worst pain I experienced was when a half-grown kitten crept into the room in the middle of activities, jumped on my back, then sunk it's claws into my ribcage to keep from falling off. If you were given a choice between the kitten clawing your back or taking a good swipe at your swinging balls, which would you choose? [Sly] I recall a long time ago I was listening to Garrison Keillor spinning one of his yarns about a guy in a bathrobe bending over and having a cat do that. I couldn't believe he was talking about that on NPR."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #28 April 4, 2009 Quote Quote The worst pain I experienced was when a half-grown kitten crept into the room in the middle of activities, jumped on my back, then sunk it's claws into my ribcage to keep from falling off. If you were given a choice between the kitten clawing your back or taking a good swipe at your swinging balls, which would you choose? [Sly] Back when I had ferrets, me and my ex were messing around on the sofa and I felt something furry rub against my sac. I looked down just in time to see the ferret grab hold! That shit hurt! After that day the 'No living-room sex unless both weasels are accounted for' rule was put in effect.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 April 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Back when I had ferrets, me and my ex were messing around on the sofa and I felt something furry rub against my sac. I looked down just in time to see the ferret grab hold! That shit hurt! After that day the 'No living-room sex unless both weasels are accounted for' rule was put in effect. That would have made for a hysterical movie scene. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #30 April 6, 2009 Quote Poor choice of words. I meant teeth. She was younger than me. THAT MEANS NOTHING! You live in ALABAMA! It just means her family had money and could afford a denture maker!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #31 April 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Back when I had ferrets, me and my ex were messing around on the sofa and I felt something furry rub against my sac. I looked down just in time to see the ferret grab hold! That shit hurt! After that day the 'No living-room sex unless both weasels are accounted for' rule was put in effect. That would have made for a hysterical movie scene. That is why people don't have pets like these, I guess!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
