BillyVance 34 #26 March 31, 2009 Quote Oh and my new answer is AggieDave....for ruining this perfectly fun thread. Yeah, dammit! Let's keep this fun. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #27 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Playful or put-down? BP Better go with playful. Put-downs just leads to PAs. Someone you want to slap for whatever shit they posted recently. Turtle! g Bring it! And when I say "It" I mean the step ladder, so you can reach. Step ladder? What makes you think she can even reach the first riser? She needs a ramp! Adding Billy to the SLAP list! g Your poor little legs are gunna be tired from climbing all those steps!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #28 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Playful or put-down? BP Better go with playful. Put-downs just leads to PAs. Someone you want to slap for whatever shit they posted recently. Turtle! g Bring it! And when I say "It" I mean the step ladder, so you can reach. Step ladder? What makes you think she can even reach the first riser? She needs a ramp! Adding Billy to the SLAP list! g Your poor little legs are gunna be tired from climbing all those steps! I was just denied my satisfaction of slamming both of you turkeys! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Playful or put-down? BP Better go with playful. Put-downs just leads to PAs. Someone you want to slap for whatever shit they posted recently. Turtle! g Bring it! And when I say "It" I mean the step ladder, so you can reach. Step ladder? What makes you think she can even reach the first riser? She needs a ramp! Adding Billy to the SLAP list! g Your poor little legs are gunna be tired from climbing all those steps! If she starts climbing NOW, she'll be able to slap me before I go to bed tonight. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #30 March 31, 2009 I know there were some people who wanted me to slap you in GA! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 March 31, 2009 Quote I know there were some people who wanted me to slap you in GA! So what was stopping you? You forgot the paddling too. Getting senile or what? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #32 March 31, 2009 Quote So what was stopping you? You forgot the paddling too. Getting senile or what? No, I'm just nice. But I may change my mind if you don't stop insulting me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote So what was stopping you? You forgot the paddling too. Getting senile or what? No, I'm just nice. But I may change my mind if you don't stop insulting me. I can hardly wait til next year's St Patrick's boogie. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #34 March 31, 2009 QuotePersonally, I have no desire to slap anyone from here, but I did get this in a PM last week: QuoteRead a lot of your replies. You'd better hope you never need CPR from me if you bounce. I'll piss on ya first. Fuck Dave, I thought only I pissed people off like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #35 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Personally, I have no desire to slap anyone from here, but I did get this in a PM last week: Quote Read a lot of your replies. You'd better hope you never need CPR from me if you bounce. I'll piss on ya first. Fuck Dave, I thought only I pissed people off like that. You're far from the only one. I have pissed some people off too. You know.... the ones from a few certain DZs. They even went far enough to label a protec helmet with my name on it and stick it on a dummy wearing gutter gear, and chunk it out of a plane to a no-pull incident. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #36 March 31, 2009 Hey, now you can consider yourself "pre-disastered" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #37 March 31, 2009 QuotePersonally, I have no desire to slap anyone from here, but I did get this in a PM last week: QuoteRead a lot of your replies. You'd better hope you never need CPR from me if you bounce. I'll piss on ya first. Mine not as good but its funny. A PM i got a while back " If you are going to constantly be a dick....please stop responding to my posts. Hopefully I never meet you because if I do we may see a thread very similar to this one.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #38 March 31, 2009 man, all the hatemails you guys get.. sure, u're annoying dicks, but saying some stuff like that.. tztztz! there's actually people weirder than me out there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #39 April 1, 2009 I don't know about slapping anyone, but there are a few I would like to give spines too.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #40 April 1, 2009 I want to slap you billy... But in a nice way...For all the times you have posted something that has made me choke on food, spit out what I was drinking, have it come out my nose all over my key board, and even fall off my chair at work. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #41 April 1, 2009 Quote I want to slap you billy... But in a nice way...For all the times you have posted something that has made me choke on food, spit out what I was drinking, have it come out my nose all over my key board, and even fall off my chair at work. Yeah Billy caused me to ruin a keyboard once... that is good for a slap.... I don't care how hard you try, you can never completely get diet coke out of a keyboard.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #42 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote I want to slap you billy... But in a nice way...For all the times you have posted something that has made me choke on food, spit out what I was drinking, have it come out my nose all over my key board, and even fall off my chair at work. Yeah Billy caused me to ruin a keyboard once... that is good for a slap.... I don't care how hard you try, you can never completely get diet coke out of a keyboard.... or red wine DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #43 April 1, 2009 Quote lol Face: this is a good opp for me to get banned Ass: ALL you sexy mother fuckers! g Wait a minute. How can I be on both lists? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #44 April 1, 2009 QuoteQuotePersonally, I have no desire to slap anyone from here, but I did get this in a PM last week: QuoteRead a lot of your replies. You'd better hope you never need CPR from me if you bounce. I'll piss on ya first. Mine not as good but its funny. A PM i got a while back " If you are going to constantly be a dick....please stop responding to my posts. Hopefully I never meet you because if I do we may see a thread very similar to this one. Wow - I thought I had pissed a lot of people off. The worst I got was a guy was introduced to me, and I to him - andall he said was - You're a DICK! It was a proud moment - I felt just like Mr. Hand from Fast Times at Ridgemont High!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I want to slap you billy... But in a nice way...For all the times you have posted something that has made me choke on food, spit out what I was drinking, have it come out my nose all over my key board, and even fall off my chair at work. Yeah Billy caused me to ruin a keyboard once... that is good for a slap.... I don't care how hard you try, you can never completely get diet coke out of a keyboard.... or red wine I aim to please, ladies. Okay okay, maybe I do owe a few keyboards, but hey, you can get cheapos for as little as $10. Buy 10. That way, you fry one, toss it out and plug in the next one. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #46 April 1, 2009 Quote Personally, I have no desire to slap anyone from here, but I did get this in a PM last week: Quote Read a lot of your replies. You'd better hope you never need CPR from me if you bounce. I'll piss on ya first. Man! I don't feel so bad now. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #47 April 2, 2009 Open handed or closed.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #48 April 2, 2009 QuoteOpen handed or closed.... Open please!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #49 April 2, 2009 Wow Im kinda let down, I knew I wouldnt make any of the other lists but I was hoping Id atleast get this one...... Maybe I just have not been annoying enough lately. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #50 April 2, 2009 Quote Open handed or closed.... You sure you don't mean back handed? I don't think being on the receiving end of an Amazon closed fist would be a good thing. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
