apollard24 0 #1 April 1, 2009 what is the nastiest thing you have done to someone who is sleeping? and did you laugh your ass off while doin it, an wot was their reaction? hav fun folks!!!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #2 April 1, 2009 Quote what is the nastiest thing you have done to someone who is sleeping? and did you laugh your ass off while doin it, an wot was their reaction? hav fun folks!!! I think we sung him a lullaby - LP is a great Boogie!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 April 1, 2009 The first thing that came to mind when I read this was the youtube video of the shithead waxing his girlfriend's eyebrow clean off and thinking it was funny! She didn't think so, not by a long shot. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #4 April 1, 2009 1lb of sugar down the underpantsDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #5 April 1, 2009 oh, also took his shotgun and blew the heads off his favourite teddy bears (yes, teddy bears, yes loaded shotgun in his wardrobe) what a party that wasDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #6 April 1, 2009 Quote what is the nastiest thing you have done to someone who is sleeping? and did you laugh your ass off while doin it, an wot was their reaction? hav fun folks!!! Dude in college dorm, your basic hairy gorilla look (lots of dark hair on chest, arms, legs, etc.). It was spring finals time and he decided to drink too much and study too little. He ends up passing out, his roommate lets us in (me, my roommate, and one other dorm-guy) and we proceed to shave 1/2 his body vertically, one arm, one leg, half his hair, one eyebrow, etc. Oh and we took / hid all of his long sleeve shirts, long pants, hats, etc. He wakes up groggy and mildly hung over about 40 minutes before his final (which was a 25-30 minute walk easy) and after some screaming and cursing has to just put the shorts on, suck it up, and go to the final. Ahh, evil college days It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #7 April 1, 2009 chewed my arm off and walked home? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 April 1, 2009 Quote chewed my arm off and walked home? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 April 1, 2009 OMG - Do you have any idea how much us chicks pay for a waxing that involved?? Big bucks!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #10 April 1, 2009 A friend of mine pooped in a large salad bowl and left it on a coffee table in a room where a dozen or so bachelor party pass outs were sleeping. He awoke to the groom-to-be's doctor of a father yelling out "Stuart, is that stool?!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 April 1, 2009 Pulled out a rigger's kit and stitched someone to the couch. Brained them and post the pictures up around the building the next day. painted a jigsaw puzzle with sharpie....full body. /college. //DZ. ///Love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #12 April 1, 2009 When I was in the Army at Ft. Hood, Tx., there was this guy that always did hookers. One day, the word got out that he had gotten crabs, so I just happen to have been racing at the dragstrip the day before, so, I got a cup of 121 octane UNICAL (76) Racing Gas out of the tank and took a syringe and squirted it on his pecker area until his drawers were soaked. UNICAL 121 will burn your hand, so think of what it would do to "other" parts! Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 April 1, 2009 Not much for "nasty.". But I can say the Army was quite fun. Probably the best was when was was OPFOR for an exercise at Camp Navajo outside of Flagstaff, AZ. Being the eltee, I kinda let it be known that I didn't give a shit what fun they had so long as they performed when necessary. One E7 thought a grenade simulator outside my tent was a good way to wake me up. Now, we came prepared with good tents of our own bringing. The zip-up kinds that modern outdoorsmen use. I decided to wake this E7 up the next day. 550 cord it pretty strong and flexible enough to tie one end to his tent, which I viewed more as calzone with SFC xxx in it. And he was also securely in hi mummy bag (it gets cold there.) The 550 cord was also long enough to tie to the frame of the civilian rental car. Hence, a nice "Dope on a Rope." I only dragged the tent (with him in it) about 50 feet - just about 3 or 4 seconds of sudden stark terror. He didn't even yell until we stopped. I bought him a new tent but his wakeup was a bit more exciting than mine. And I think I earned some respect that day. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 April 1, 2009 In college a bunch of us stole a pet hampshire pig from a neighboring frat and released it into one of our house mates rooms- ...... he had this really annoying girl over who was causing all kinds of trouble for months.....let's just say that people were not happy with us for a few daysshe split after that Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #15 April 1, 2009 Quotewhat is the nastiest thing you have done to someone when they were sleeping? Is sex excluded? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 April 1, 2009 Waited til an obnoxiously drunk buddy passed out, pulled down his pants and we shoved a dill pickle up his ass and then put his pants back on. The next morning we were all sitting around the living room waiting until he woke up. He was awake for about 10 seconds when his eyes got big and he took off the the bathroom with his butt cheeks clenched and walking with short little steps. It was hilarious."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 April 1, 2009 Now, THAT is wasted!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 April 1, 2009 Quote Waited til an obnoxiously drunk buddy passed out, pulled down his pants and we shoved a dill pickle up his ass and then put his pants back on. The next morning we were all sitting around the living room waiting until he woke up. He was awake for about 10 seconds when his eyes got big and he took off the the bathroom with his butt cheeks clenched and walking with short little steps. It was hilarious. Yeah, ummm. WTF? That's aggravated sexual assault!!! The pickle makes it aggravated. And how do you NOT come to when someone's doing THAT to your ass???? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #19 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Waited til an obnoxiously drunk buddy passed out, pulled down his pants and we shoved a dill pickle up his ass and then put his pants back on. The next morning we were all sitting around the living room waiting until he woke up. He was awake for about 10 seconds when his eyes got big and he took off the the bathroom with his butt cheeks clenched and walking with short little steps. It was hilarious. Yeah, ummm. WTF? That's aggravated sexual assault!!! The pickle makes it aggravated. And how do you NOT come to when someone's doing THAT to your ass???? I doubt he meant literally IN his ass - more like between the cheeks, like a hot steamy load . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Waited til an obnoxiously drunk buddy passed out, pulled down his pants and we shoved a dill pickle up his ass and then put his pants back on. Yeah, ummm. WTF? That's aggravated sexual assault!!! The pickle makes it aggravated. And how do you NOT come to when someone's doing THAT to your ass???? I doubt he meant literally IN his ass - more like between the cheeks, like a hot steamy load . . I think that's EXACTLY what he meant. My friends are ball busters but they know better than to try THAT stuff!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Waited til an obnoxiously drunk buddy passed out, pulled down his pants and we shoved a dill pickle up his ass and then put his pants back on. Yeah, ummm. WTF? That's aggravated sexual assault!!! The pickle makes it aggravated. And how do you NOT come to when someone's doing THAT to your ass???? I doubt he meant literally IN his ass - more like between the cheeks, like a hot steamy load . . I think that's EXACTLY what he meant. My friends are ball busters but they know better than to try THAT stuff!! Bob would not, that I could imagine, actually penetrate anyone like that . .. .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 April 1, 2009 Quote Bob would not, that I could imagine, actually penetrate anyone like that . .. . I hope not. Ouchies. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #23 April 1, 2009 I put Nair on my brother's legs in spots. I was very sorry after he woke up. He made sure of that. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #24 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Bob would not, that I could imagine, actually penetrate anyone like that . .. . I hope not. Ouchies. He might have used a sweet pickle . . . I think it would have been better served being a couple of vienna sausages.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #25 April 1, 2009 Quote I put Nair on my brother's legs in spots. I was very sorry after he woke up. He made sure of that. Hahahha! I love having brothers!!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
