iluvtofly 0 #76 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote hums softly while sucking on a Tic-Tac Cinnamon or mint? Silly mama! Mint of course. Cinnamon might burn! Actually peppermint will burn as well. She'll make sure you know it too. It has to be spearmint. Sounds like the voice of experience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #77 March 31, 2009 Quote Begging and pleading... it only works some of the time. I recall some comedian once defining that as "Jewish Foreplay"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #78 March 31, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote hums softly while sucking on a Tic-Tac Cinnamon or mint? Silly mama! Mint of course. Cinnamon might burn! Actually peppermint will burn as well. She'll make sure you know it too. It has to be spearmint. Sounds like the voice of experience. oops! I also tried the ice thing. That usually goes over better than mints. whether you have the right or wrong kind of mints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #79 March 31, 2009 Quote Begging and pleading... it only works some of the time. Isn't that doggy style sex? You know... you sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays deadMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #80 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Begging and pleading... it only works some of the time. I recall some comedian once defining that as "Jewish Foreplay". ...only if accompanied by jewelry shopping. I had some woman banging on my bedroom door at 2am last night. ...I got tired of the noise and let her out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #81 April 2, 2009 The way you word that it's almost like a finishing move in wrestling or something. (the signature sex move)Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #82 April 2, 2009 I just thought of one... Don't forget your Kegels, ladies... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #83 April 2, 2009 Quote I just thought of one... Don't forget your Kegels, ladies... And the best thing about Kegels is you can practice and no one would ever know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #84 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote I just thought of one... Don't forget your Kegels, ladies... And the best thing about Kegels is you can practice and no one would ever know. Like sitting at your desk on your lunch hour fucking off on DZ.com. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #85 April 2, 2009 Dont stop practicing..... you should be able to snap a # 3 lead pencil..... to become a kegel master!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #86 April 2, 2009 Quote The way you word that it's almost like a finishing move in wrestling or something. (the signature sex move) LOL. I'm thinking back to a Seinfeld episode where George tried to do Jerry's move and used crib notes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fusilli_Jerry http://www.livevideo.com/video/E4C4B0B1B76B493FB96B7A714A494D7B/seinfeld-the-fusilli-jerry.aspxStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
