skydiver30960 0 #1 March 30, 2009 Awright guys, call the match. My thoughts: The Oxyclean dude (Billy?) will start out strong, laying down the law. But in the final round the Shamwow dude will come back strong and eventually choke Billy out using his ultra-cool headset microphone. Elvisio "ringside seat wanted" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #2 March 30, 2009 I say Vince pulls out a ShamWow and starts choking Billy Mays with it until Billy whips out some KABOOM and squirts it in Vince's eyes and he soon starts sobbing and asking for his Thousand dollar prostitute again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 March 30, 2009 And he sadly realizes the Shamwow cannot clean the Kaboom off his faceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaRusic 0 #4 March 31, 2009 QuoteI say Vince pulls out a ShamWow and starts choking Billy Mays with it until Billy whips out some KABOOM and squirts it in Vince's eyes and he soon starts sobbing and asking for his Thousand dollar prostitute again. comeon the shamwow guy got beat up by a hooker, im sure billy mayes would tune himThe Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #5 March 31, 2009 Mays has the chemical advantage what with that Mighty Mendit stuff... "it has the strength to withstand Vince's storm force winds" but Vince with his slap chop gizmo might give 'ol Billy a righteous shanking. "one slap at a time" -and it's so easy to clean afterwards.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #6 March 31, 2009 I can't believe the Oxyclean guy is ahead in this poll. Anyone who worries about clean laundry that much has got to be gay. The Shamwow guy, on the other hand, also sells the Slap Chop Food Chopper. So he has lots of practice with karate-like moves, and plays with sharp blades. He could turn Mr. Oxyclean into mincemeat with just a few whacks of his Food Chopper. While demonstrating the food processor in his ad, he uses lines like; "you're gonna love my nuts" - and with a sense of humor like that, we should all be rooting for him. Finally, Shamwow is also a former Scientologist who has sued the Church of Scientology, and that takes guts, 'cause those people are nuts. So, my fellow skydivers, I plead with you to turn those numbers around - vote for Mr. Shamwow - he's just like one of us! Don't let the laundry man out-score him. I beg of you! I even heard that he'll give a dozen free Shamwow's to everyone that votes for him here. Don't be left out of this once-in-a-lifetime amazing deal! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 March 31, 2009 >I can't believe the Oxyclean guy is ahead in this poll. Anyone who worries about clean laundry that much has got to be gay. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAI'm sorry, not to be mean to anyone- but that is fucking funny. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #8 March 31, 2009 Man, I really do hate the fuck out of both of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #9 March 31, 2009 Quote Man, I really do hate the fuck out of both of them. Really. I don't care who wins as long as they both die! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
