TrophyHusband 0 #1 March 30, 2009 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html i don't know why i find this part funny, but he says he gave her $1000, but the cops only found $970 in her purse. cheap bastard. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #2 March 30, 2009 QuoteShlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after 2 things: 1) $970 is ABOUT $1000 2) hookers are getting fucking expensive these days!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #3 March 30, 2009 I would have loved to see that go down.BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #4 March 30, 2009 Hey bitch I told you to say shamWOW when you saw my dick!! Give me my money back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #5 March 30, 2009 shamWOW look at it clean up that hookers blood Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #6 March 30, 2009 Quote Hey bitch I told you to say shamWOW when you saw my dick!! Give me my money back! No no, it is slap once, you go on the salad, slap twice, I'm putting you on the pizza. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 March 30, 2009 >i don't know why i find this part funny, but he says he gave her $1000, but the cops only found $970 in her purse. cheap bastard. She probably claimed that the rest was "just the tip" "We're gonna make America skinny one slap at a time"- VinceBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #8 March 30, 2009 Quote shamWOW look at it clean up that hookers blood BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #9 March 30, 2009 how many hookers do you think charge "about $1000"? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #10 March 30, 2009 After seeing her arrest mug shots, she was WAYYYYYY overpriced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #11 March 30, 2009 Post pics of her!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #12 March 30, 2009 That is the funniest shit ever. My brother showed me the "Your gunna love my nuts!" part last night. Classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #13 March 30, 2009 Something tells me that after all this recent Shamwow vs. Zorbees hubbub that Billy Mayes is Two Grand poorer and Ten Grand Happier."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 March 30, 2009 >how many hookers do you think charge "about $1000"? I wonder what her income tax form 1040 looks like, and how much of it is "tips" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #15 March 30, 2009 Nuts! She's on page 2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 March 30, 2009 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! holy shit she kicked his ass!! -one slap at a time!!!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #17 March 30, 2009 That is not a current pic of her though...I'd like to see the current one. Apparently he broke her face, per the police report. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 March 30, 2009 EEEssshh it's on the next page Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #20 March 30, 2009 What a fuc*^n prince that dude is, Looks like she still got a decent piece of him.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #21 March 30, 2009 He just ShamWowed that b*tch! I'm sure he's a nice person in real life though..... I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #22 March 30, 2009 THIS??? DAYUM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 March 30, 2009 QuoteQuoteShlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after 2 things: 1) $970 is ABOUT $1000 2) hookers are getting fucking expensive these days! Cheaper than a divorce.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 March 30, 2009 Yeah- i hope she gets to do a shamwow cleanup on isle 3 with his bank account. Edit: I just had a gruesome thought.....Maybe she purposely bit his tongue to set herself up for that. if so- What a fucked up world....Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #25 March 30, 2009 Bwaahahahahaha http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
