d_squared431 0 #76 March 11, 2009 People who never answer their phones when you call them....... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #77 March 11, 2009 I don't have many true pet peeves, but walking through the bathroom and finding the bath rug sopping wet from the last person who decided to dry themselves off -outside- the shower is a big one of mine. Wet socks are the worst after discovering this foible. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #78 March 11, 2009 When the time in the lower right hand corner of a computer monitor is wrong. When mother f*ckers double park in a fire-lane in front of the ATM because they're too lazy to park in a designated parking spot 20ish yards away and walk their fat ass up to the ATM. Lazy jack-offs that can't be bothered to take shopping carts back to one of the several shopping cart return stalls around the grocery store parking lot. Idiot neighbors who have so much crap in their garage that they can't actually get a car in there and wind-up double or triple parking cars in the common drive-way of the tri-plex I live in to where I have to do gymnastics to get my car in and out of my garage. Toilet paper that's on the roll holder the wrong way. People towards the front of the plane who see how many times they can yell, "Get out, Get OUT, GET THE F*CK OUT, etc." between when the green light comes on and the first group in the door actually climbs out and exits. People who piss and moan at the gym that they had to park, "Way the crap over there"... only to go inside the gym and walk on a treadmill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #79 March 11, 2009 Quote One more. People who slam doors. How hard is it to take two seconds to pull it closed behind them. Obviously, you've never lived in a house inhabited by deaf people. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #80 March 11, 2009 Quote Quote One more. People who slam doors. How hard is it to take two seconds to pull it closed behind them. Obviously, you've never lived in a house inhabited by deaf people. OMG that would be torture. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #81 March 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote One more. People who slam doors. How hard is it to take two seconds to pull it closed behind them. Obviously, you've never lived in a house inhabited by deaf people. OMG that would be torture. Probably. Coupla good earplugs I think would help. My wife, who is completely deaf, has no idea whatsoever how loud she does things, until I tell her. TROMP TROMP TROMP down the hall, and she's not overweight. BANG BANG BANG in the kitchen with the pots and pans, and she thinks all is fine. When I first started living with her, I thought what the fuck have I gotten into? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #82 March 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote One more. People who slam doors. How hard is it to take two seconds to pull it closed behind them. Obviously, you've never lived in a house inhabited by deaf people. OMG that would be torture. Probably. Coupla good earplugs I think would help. My wife, who is completely deaf, has no idea whatsoever how loud she does things, until I tell her. TROMP TROMP TROMP down the hall, and she's not overweight. BANG BANG BANG in the kitchen with the pots and pans, and she thinks all is fine. When I first started living with her, I thought what the fuck have I gotten into? Ask her to lighten her touch. That might help. I just hate loud noises. If I wasn't quiet as a kid, I got beat by my step-dad. I've mastered being quiet.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #83 March 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote One more. People who slam doors. How hard is it to take two seconds to pull it closed behind them. Obviously, you've never lived in a house inhabited by deaf people. OMG that would be torture. Probably. Coupla good earplugs I think would help. My wife, who is completely deaf, has no idea whatsoever how loud she does things, until I tell her. TROMP TROMP TROMP down the hall, and she's not overweight. BANG BANG BANG in the kitchen with the pots and pans, and she thinks all is fine. When I first started living with her, I thought what the fuck have I gotten into? Ask her to lighten her touch. That might help. I just hate loud noises. If I wasn't quiet as a kid, I got beat by my step-dad. I've mastered being quiet. It wasn't easy, but I did learn how to be quiet at home growing up. My dad had ears almost like a dog's. Step on the wrong spot walking down the hall at 2 am and I'm busted. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #84 March 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote One more. People who slam doors. How hard is it to take two seconds to pull it closed behind them. Obviously, you've never lived in a house inhabited by deaf people. OMG that would be torture. Probably. Coupla good earplugs I think would help. My wife, who is completely deaf, has no idea whatsoever how loud she does things, until I tell her. TROMP TROMP TROMP down the hall, and she's not overweight. BANG BANG BANG in the kitchen with the pots and pans, and she thinks all is fine. When I first started living with her, I thought what the fuck have I gotten into? Ask her to lighten her touch. That might help. I just hate loud noises. If I wasn't quiet as a kid, I got beat by my step-dad. I've mastered being quiet. It wasn't easy, but I did learn how to be quiet at home growing up. My dad had ears almost like a dog's. Step on the wrong spot walking down the hall at 2 am and I'm busted. Yep!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #85 March 11, 2009 The word "awesome" and its overuse - stop it alreadyPeople who talk with the rising inflection, like every thing is a question (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #86 March 11, 2009 Quote People towards the front of the plane who see how many times they can yell, "Get out, Get OUT, GET THE F*CK OUT, etc." between when the green light comes on and the first group in the door actually climbs out and exits. You know, people brainlessly starting to scream "get out" would probably make me so insecure and scared that it will take me up to ten times as long as normal to exit..depending on when I estimate that i can just make it back to the LZ "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #87 March 11, 2009 Quote People who turn or switch lanes without using their blinkers. They come standard, not optinal, on cars for a reason!!! They may be standard up yonder but in Atlanta turns signals must be an option that costs extra. Apparently few people choose that option when buying. Here, distractions are standard: -Drink/food holders -Cell phones -TVs/DVD players -etc.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #88 March 11, 2009 Quote Step on the wrong spot walking down the hall at 2 am and I'm busted. Parents that put hassocks in the middle of the dark hallway for you to trip over when sneaking in at 4am. Parents that grill you trying to find out what happened to that hassock we used to have. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #89 March 11, 2009 I just ran into it again in another thread... People who post in some ungodly manner that stretches the text out 20 yards to the right on my screen making me have to scroll right like forever to read the post....which, in reality, rarely happens because I refuse to spend all day scrolling right to read their post. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #90 March 11, 2009 People driving motor homes! There should be a dmv lic pre req. So they can learn to drive such a big vehicle. Some jackass almost took me out this morning. (It was a blinker issue) Sometimes I wish I had a Go Go Gadget arm to reach out and slap a dumb ass. Or just to pinch a hot guys ass... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #91 March 11, 2009 Not: people who are too lazy/don't know how to make a clicky? "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #92 March 11, 2009 Quote Not: people who are too lazy/don't know how to make a clicky? HA Ha TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #93 March 11, 2009 Quote People who talk with the rising inflection, like every thing is a question Yep, that one drives me nuts too? The worst thing is, I'm not immune? Like, sometimes I catch myself doing it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #94 March 11, 2009 Quote People who think an apostrophe means "Look out! Here comes an 'S'!" and put it after every plural. I saw a sign in the grocery store that said "Apple's". Ouch. Did you know that a popular name for that error is a grocer's apostrophe (or maybe a grocers' apostrophe, depending on how many grocers are guilty)? Your experience shows why! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
likestojump 3 #95 March 11, 2009 People who say "xxx is the BEST" and advise their friends to get/use it, when they have no tried any other products/services in the category (i.e. "I have 6 jumps and jump a Mirage and it's the best") People who give advice without any first hand knowledge. People who put the toilet paper roll on the counter/water tank instead of hanging it on the roll holder. LAZY People who feel that they can use their dirty-ass street footwear to walk through my house. People who don't use blinkers. People who end their post with "but i am too lazy for that" or "I am too fat". Really ? And you are OK with that ? Mjosparky and his endless "the world revolves around me" opinions People who nitpick everything you say. People who have no common sense to do basic research ("Oh, I am in California, you are in Florida, I am not sure how big our time difference is" - for fucks sake, it's not hard to know its 3 hours, or to get an answer out of Google in 10 seconds) People who think that their rigger is the ultimate authority on all things skydiving. People who post and ad "will be available in 2 months". Well, it's not really for sale right now then, is it ? People who participate in topical forums who have no knowledge of the topic, but feel that them being postwhore #1 entitles them to credibility. It does not, sorry. People who wear beanies when its warm/hot outside. Wiggers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #96 March 11, 2009 People who get up and leave the dinner table while others are still eating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #97 March 11, 2009 Quote Did you know that a popular name for that error is a grocer's apostrophe (or maybe a grocers' apostrophe, depending on how many grocers are guilty)? Your experience shows why! I didn't know that! Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #98 March 11, 2009 Quote The word "awesome" and its overuse - stop it alreadyPeople who talk with the rising inflection, like every thing is a question LOL I must drive you CRAZY! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #99 March 11, 2009 Quote Or just to pinch a hot guys ass... Deedy, I do believe you're my long lost sister!!! Maybe Mr. Bolas was right about us 2 together and fuckery!!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #100 March 11, 2009 Quote Quote Or just to pinch a hot guys ass... Deedy, I do believe you're my long lost sister!!! Maybe Mr. Bolas was right about us 2 together and fuckery!!! It would have been a very interesting fuckery night if you didnt go to the hotel so early....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
