d_squared431 0 #26 March 18, 2009 Quote I could use a sugga daddy (or momma) myself....money has not been a good companion lately... She logged on and even made a post!!Okay, back to the sugar daddy posting...[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Patrick? What happened to Donny? Has the Tadpole developed legs? Wonders never cease. If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving) Can I safely assume you have your skydiving injury story all worked out for the ladies?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #28 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Patrick? What happened to Donny? Has the Tadpole developed legs? Wonders never cease. If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving) Can I safely assume you have your skydiving injury story all worked out for the ladies?? Let's hope so. We'll expect a full report in the morning Skittles :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #29 March 18, 2009 Quotefor a sugar mamma. I need money and I need it bad. May I suggest a tag line: "A part of the proceeds will be donated to dropzone.com's survival"Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #30 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Patrick? What happened to Donny? Has the Tadpole developed legs? Wonders never cease. If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving) Can I safely assume you have your skydiving injury story all worked out for the ladies?? Didn't quite work out the way I would have hoped. Not just the story. All of it. Including the getting laid part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #31 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Patrick? What happened to Donny? Has the Tadpole developed legs? Wonders never cease. If I called him Donny Osmond he would've thought I was joking... when actually I was serious! He's a good looking dude!! Thanks. Let's hope the girls at the bars tonight think so too. This being my first St. Patty's day being legal I plan to get annihilated. (Dont worry everybody I'm not driving) Can I safely assume you have your skydiving injury story all worked out for the ladies?? Didn't quite work out the way I would have hoped. Not just the story. All of it. Including the getting laid part. well....at least you didn't catch anything DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #32 March 18, 2009 >> "Man vs Golf Cart - Story at 11" "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #33 March 18, 2009 Quote >> "Man vs Golf Cart - Story at 11" you are so mean docDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #34 March 18, 2009 I (somehow) made it home too!!! Although, i did get this one cop to buy my drinks all night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 March 18, 2009 Quote "Man vs Golf Cart - Story at 11" you are so mean docHow cool would it be if the golf cart found Bolas' main, too? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #36 March 18, 2009 Quote I (somehow) made it home too!!! Although, i did get this one cop to buy my drinks all night! It's a good thing 75 percent of men are stupid ... You would have ended up having to pay for your own shit .. lol :PSerious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #37 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote I (somehow) made it home too!!! Although, i did get this one cop to buy my drinks all night! It's a good thing 75 percent of men are stupidclueless ... You would have ended up having to pay for your own shit .. lol :P TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #38 March 18, 2009 We are? I'm not,...am I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #39 March 18, 2009 Quote hmmm.... sorry Skittles, Im broke as a joke too!But I will accept applications too! you're taking applications for a sugar momma? i knew it!! That cop didnt try to steal that pesky drivers license from you did he?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #40 March 18, 2009 Quote We are? I'm not,...am I? Not unless you buy drinks for a woman who you've met in a bar for the first time, expecting to get laid :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #41 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I (somehow) made it home too!!! Although, i did get this one cop to buy my drinks all night! It's a good thing 75 percent of men are stupidclueless ... You would have ended up having to pay for your own shit .. lol :P Yes Yes ... Clueless ... Uninformed ... Stupid ... How ever you want to put it ... It's all about the same.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #42 March 18, 2009 What is a bar? I forgot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #43 March 18, 2009 QuoteWhat is a bar? I forgot. It's where the bad bad women hang out ... Stay away from them :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #44 March 18, 2009 Quote you're taking applications for a sugar momma? i knew it!! That cop didnt try to steal that pesky drivers license from you did he? Yes, I would take a sugar mama at this point!! And no, he didnt try to make me part with my drivers license! And yes, any guy who buys a girl drinks all night at a bar, expecting to get laid because of it, is ignorant/clueless, and deserves to be turned down after opening his wallet!! That has NEVER worked on me, and it never will! but if youre going to offer to buy my drinks, im not going to say no, cuz why should i pay a $30 bar tab if you're just going to pay it for me??? Especially if Im broke! Hahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #45 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote you're taking applications for a sugar momma? i knew it!! That cop didnt try to steal that pesky drivers license from you did he? Yes, I would take a sugar mama at this point!! And no, he didnt try to make me part with my drivers license! And yes, any guy who buys a girl drinks all night at a bar, expecting to get laid because of it, is ignorant/clueless, and deserves to be turned down after opening his wallet!! That has NEVER worked on me, and it never will! but if youre going to offer to buy my drinks, im not going to say no, cuz why should i pay a $30 bar tab if you're just going to pay it for me??? Especially if Im broke! Hahaha! Exactly ... To all of the men out there who do this ... You need to negotiate for a BJ before you start opening the wallet.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #46 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote for a sugar mamma. I need money and I need it bad. It is funny that you made this thread cause last night I was just thinking I needed a suagr daddy.... I have a pricey few months ahead of me and need a hot sugar daddy... CLICKY *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #47 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote for a sugar mamma. I need money and I need it bad. It is funny that you made this thread cause last night I was just thinking I needed a suagr daddy.... I have a pricey few months ahead of me and need a hot sugar daddy... CLICKY TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #48 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote "Man vs Golf Cart - Story at 11" you are so mean doc How cool would it be if the golf cart found Bolas' main, too? no kidding.....he had a bad couple of days; would be so disappointed if he couldn't come out to LP again.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #49 March 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote for a sugar mamma. I need money and I need it bad. It is funny that you made this thread cause last night I was just thinking I needed a suagr daddy.... I have a pricey few months ahead of me and need a hot sugar daddy... CLICKY you never disappoint me my dear - DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #50 March 19, 2009 Quote Quote you're taking applications for a sugar momma? i knew it!! That cop didnt try to steal that pesky drivers license from you did he? Yes, I would take a sugar mama at this point!! And no, he didnt try to make me part with my drivers license! And yes, any guy who buys a girl drinks all night at a bar, expecting to get laid because of it, is ignorant/clueless, and deserves to be turned down after opening his wallet!! That has NEVER worked on me, and it never will! but if youre going to offer to buy my drinks, im not going to say no, cuz why should i pay a $30 bar tab if you're just going to pay it for me??? Especially if Im broke! Hahaha! But did he hide your keys? Anyone who buys drinks for someone expecting it will get them laid is an idiot. That said. I buy drinks for people sometimes. Or just pass them the bottle. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
