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Quoteon a side note, who here ever put thier undie on thier head when they were little (or even last week) and ran around the house... i did and i know there are more of you here too.....
You wanna here/read something funny?
When I was a boot on Parris Island we were having Senior Drill Instructor Time. (For those who do not know it is basically two hours to Shit/Shower/Shave and write letters, etc.) Anyway, I was goofing around in the head and put my skivvies on my head and started dancing around the squadbay with just my skivvies on my head singing that stupid song "Wiggle it, just a little bit" for poops and snorts.
As I come out of the head doing that one of my Drill instructors walks in and bang catches me.
They made me go to every squadbay in the company and perform that little number. It was December 89 and it was the first time it had snowed on Parris Island and it was the first time it had snowed there in many years. Let's just say the cold did little to help matters

souleh 0
QuoteWe have the same thing here in Canada....we call them politicians(spel)
Hahaha... so true!
QuoteThey made me go to every squadbay in the company and perform that little number.
Man.. I feel for you on that one, LOL! Bet it got a lot of 'appreciation' from the squaddies!
'buttplugs? where?' - geno
ltdiver 3
QuoteAbsolutely nothing can touch Hammy Hamster.
http://www.hammyhamster.com/
My first pet was a hamster. I named him Hammer! Wonder if this is a tribute to him...

ltdiver
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
Layton 0
my favorite book was everybody poops.
Watch out for the Evil Professor Poopypants!
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ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
(sung to Barney theme song) I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family.
With a great big shotgun barnies on the floor..... No more purple dinosuar!
ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
With a great big shotgun barnies on the floor..... No more purple dinosuar!

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
Any body see the childrens books featuring "Bad dog Carl"? He's a massive rotteweiler that is always following his little boy and getting him out of trouble which he get s blamed for.
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Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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LMAO Dude, that is a really cool story. Is that how you got promoted to Captain?
cocheese 0
Curious George ....
He was a freefly monkey all along. Like a skydiver on a cloudy day .... always getting into trouble.
He was a freefly monkey all along. Like a skydiver on a cloudy day .... always getting into trouble.
http://www.hammyhamster.com/
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