Darkzone 0 #1 July 28, 2002 A special Florida law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on a Sunday. "If caught she shall risk arrest, fine and/or jailing" So, no boobies around DeLand or Zephyrhills today! Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redkiwi 0 #2 July 28, 2002 Makes you wonder what event brought that law into existance?ren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 July 28, 2002 Bahhh...that's nothing, we've got tons of "blue laws" in PA. For instance, you can only by wine and booze in state run liquor stores, and that's all they have there. For beer, you need to go to a beer distributor and can only get it by the case or keg. In other words, no grocery stores, package stores, etc. for alcohol. Oh yeah, and forget about buying it on Sunday. Now that's a crazy law. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #4 July 28, 2002 Not long ago in the UK you couldn't buy a bible on a Sunday but you could buy a girlie mag. I'm glad I don't have religion Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 28, 2002 there was a post somewhere about crazy laws someone dug up...anyone know where it is? there was all kindza of stuff. The UCMJ ( military law) says members of the armed services can only have missionary style sex....how flat top-edness is that. what a bunch of squares. we(military ppl) should all be court martialed. no sodomy either.(FYI, oral sex is listed under the sodomy Genre of sex!)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #6 July 28, 2002 you know some whoffo husband made that law so his wife would stay home on sunday.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #7 July 28, 2002 It's a good thing we finished our meet yesterday then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #8 July 28, 2002 Quotethere was a post somewhere about crazy laws someone dug up...anyone know where it is? there was all kindza of stuff. Go here: www.dumblaws.com Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #9 July 28, 2002 Dumb Laws from across America (All true) It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You may not hunt moths under a street light. Toads may not be licked. Zoot suits are prohibited. It is illegal to molest butterflies. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. You may not drive a black car on Sundays. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. All citizens must own a rake. Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy." It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. It is against the law to make faces at dogs A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. You may not step out of a plane in flight. It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. Doughnut holes may not be sold. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. Dishes must drip dry. It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires Horses are to wear pants at all times It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. It is illegal to tickle women. Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. You may not ride an ugly horse. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #10 July 28, 2002 No less then three lawyers who post on wreck daht have researched this at length over the years and have concluded there is NO such law in the State of Florida! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 July 28, 2002 The penalty for jumping off a building is death. obviously written by a whuffo do deter BASEheadsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #12 July 28, 2002 there is no such law in the Florida Statutes online when you search around for it, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #13 July 29, 2002 QuoteYou may not step out of a plane in flight. Damn! We're all screwed!!! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 March 19, 2009 Wow! Did you guys know this?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #15 March 19, 2009 Quote Wow! Did you guys know this? You must be really bored today .....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #16 March 19, 2009 yea...I have book on dumb laws. They are pretty umm interesting I think is the word.TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
